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False Choices
« on: May 21, 2013, 10:41:51 PM »
It seems like when discussing politics you're adversary will often try and prove a point by presenting you with a false choice, where he attempts to force you to choose between a unpalatable choice and the one he wants you to choose, which is usually also unpalatable but slightly less so.

In the spirit of these false choices I ask you this, would you rather rape or murder someone?  You don't get to know the identity of your victim until you answer?


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Re: False Choices
« Reply #1 on: May 21, 2013, 10:48:39 PM »
can I rape murder them?

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Re: False Choices
« Reply #2 on: May 21, 2013, 10:54:12 PM »
Rape? Maybe? If I could murder a suicidal person or rape someone who is weirdly kinda into that, that would be the best option.
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Re: False Choices
« Reply #3 on: May 21, 2013, 10:54:25 PM »
can I rape murder them?

That's not a choice.
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Re: False Choices
« Reply #4 on: May 21, 2013, 10:56:31 PM »
I feel like murder would be better.  Rape is a whole thing that both parties have to actually engage in.

I'd rather murder.  Quick and easy.


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Re: False Choices
« Reply #5 on: May 21, 2013, 10:57:31 PM »
Rape? Maybe? If I could murder a suicidal person or rape someone who is weirdly kinda into that, that would be the best option.

Your victim was a gay man who fantasizes about being raped, unfornately for you his bad person has herpes and he was recently diagnosed HIV+.  He is not suicidal.
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Re: False Choices
« Reply #7 on: May 21, 2013, 11:01:13 PM »
I feel like murder would be better.  Rape is a whole thing that both parties have to actually engage in.

I'd rather murder.  Quick and easy.

Your victim was a small child who just flawlessly performed "animal fair" at her first piano recital.
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Re: False Choices
« Reply #8 on: May 21, 2013, 11:03:11 PM »
I feel like murder would be better.  Rape is a whole thing that both parties have to actually engage in.

I'd rather murder.  Quick and easy.

Your victim was a small child who just flawlessly performed "animal fair" at her first piano recital.

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Re: False Choices
« Reply #9 on: May 21, 2013, 11:03:33 PM »
MURDER
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Re: False Choices
« Reply #10 on: May 21, 2013, 11:06:46 PM »
i think i would be awful at rape, but proficient at murder. my rape game needs some practice, so i choose that.

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Re: False Choices
« Reply #11 on: May 21, 2013, 11:07:33 PM »
i think i would be awful at rape, but proficient at murder. my rape game needs some practice, so i choose that.

yeah, picked murder because of this.
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Re: False Choices
« Reply #12 on: May 21, 2013, 11:09:52 PM »
MURDER

Congrats, your victim was that guy achmadinajad (sp?)
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Re: False Choices
« Reply #13 on: May 21, 2013, 11:10:46 PM »
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Re: False Choices
« Reply #15 on: May 21, 2013, 11:11:34 PM »
MURDER

Congrats, your victim was that guy achmadinajad (sp?)

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Re: False Choices
« Reply #16 on: May 21, 2013, 11:12:53 PM »
i think i would be awful at rape, but proficient at murder. my rape game needs some practice, so i choose that.

Tough choice, your victim was that whore portrayed by Charlize Theron in "Monster". You could have paid $5 for sex, but you didn't and are soon to be murdered by a $5 hooker.
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Re: False Choices
« Reply #17 on: May 21, 2013, 11:27:53 PM »
Murder.

Rape more traumatic for the victim

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Re: False Choices
« Reply #18 on: May 21, 2013, 11:29:53 PM »
i think i would be awful at rape, but proficient at murder. my rape game needs some practice, so i choose that.

Tough choice, your victim was that whore portrayed by Charlize Theron in "Monster". You could have paid $5 for sex, but you didn't and are soon to be murdered by a $5 hooker.

that will teach me to rape rather than murder!

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Re: False Choices
« Reply #19 on: May 22, 2013, 12:35:04 AM »
I feel like murder would be better.  Rape is a whole thing that both parties have to actually engage in.

I'd rather murder.  Quick and easy.

Your victim was a small child who just flawlessly performed "animal fair" at her first piano recital.
Glad i didn't rape the kid. 



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Re: False Choices
« Reply #20 on: May 22, 2013, 07:19:04 AM »
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Re: False Choices
« Reply #21 on: May 22, 2013, 09:16:10 AM »
Show me the MURDER!
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Re: False Choices
« Reply #22 on: May 22, 2013, 09:42:19 PM »
It seems like when discussing politics you're adversary will often try and prove a point by presenting you with a false choice, where he attempts to force you to choose between a unpalatable choice and the one he wants you to choose, which is usually also unpalatable but slightly less so.

In the spirit of these false choices I ask you this, would you rather rape or murder someone?  You don't get to know the identity of your victim until you answer?

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False Choices
« Reply #23 on: May 23, 2013, 12:22:50 AM »
can't wait for someone to ask me if I'd smother an infant on a bus in south korea

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Re: False Choices
« Reply #24 on: May 23, 2013, 08:33:31 AM »
self defense