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Re: Re: Things You Will Never Own
« Reply #100 on: May 10, 2013, 11:49:29 AM »
minivan

I mean even I won't say that. Never say never. Your lives may change, people!

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Re: Re: Things You Will Never Own
« Reply #101 on: May 10, 2013, 11:53:47 AM »
minivan

I mean even I won't say that. Never say never. Your lives may change, people!

There would have to be A LOT of changes for that to happen.

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Re: Things You Will Never Own
« Reply #102 on: May 10, 2013, 11:56:18 AM »
A football helmet full of cottage cheese, naked pictures of Bea Arthur (age unspecified), a sweet guitar and an oversized novelty baby bottle.

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Re: Things You Will Never Own
« Reply #103 on: May 10, 2013, 12:46:11 PM »
Bio Dome. Not the movie, but the actual thing.

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Re: Things You Will Never Own
« Reply #104 on: May 10, 2013, 12:50:06 PM »
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Re: Things You Will Never Own
« Reply #105 on: May 10, 2013, 01:15:39 PM »
Wife was super anti-mini van.  Now she would get one today if we were buying a car.  Super awesome inside. 

Also, if you have kids and haul them around to soccer, baseball, volleyball, football, school, grocery store, etc.  The minivan isn't exactly going to be what tips ppl off that you are now a middle aged non-party animal woman. 


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Re: Things You Will Never Own
« Reply #106 on: May 10, 2013, 01:44:27 PM »
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Re: Things You Will Never Own
« Reply #107 on: May 10, 2013, 01:46:16 PM »
A football helmet full of cottage cheese, naked pictures of Bea Arthur (age unspecified), a sweet guitar and an oversized novelty baby bottle.

Wow you're living a full life

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Re: Things You Will Never Own
« Reply #108 on: May 10, 2013, 02:13:48 PM »
Ticket stub from Angel's senior day game.   :bawl:

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Re: Re: Re: Things You Will Never Own
« Reply #109 on: May 10, 2013, 02:20:14 PM »
minivan

I mean even I won't say that. Never say never. Your lives may change, people!

There would have to be A LOT of changes for that to happen.
you sound like my wife before I convinced her to try it out. now she hates having to go a day without it.
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Re: Re: Re: Things You Will Never Own
« Reply #110 on: May 10, 2013, 02:27:57 PM »
minivan

I mean even I won't say that. Never say never. Your lives may change, people!

There would have to be A LOT of changes for that to happen.
you sound like my wife before I convinced her to try it out. now she hates having to go a day without it.

I don't have any kids to tote around to soccer, basketball, theatre, dance, martial arts, football, track, gymnastics practice.

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Re: Re: Re: Things You Will Never Own
« Reply #111 on: May 10, 2013, 02:31:15 PM »
minivan

I mean even I won't say that. Never say never. Your lives may change, people!

There would have to be A LOT of changes for that to happen.
you sound like my wife before I convinced her to try it out. now she hates having to go a day without it.

I don't have any kids to tote around to soccer, basketball, theatre, dance, martial arts, football, track, gymnastics practice.

You are justified to keep up the hate.

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Re: Things You Will Never Own
« Reply #112 on: May 10, 2013, 02:38:28 PM »
Minivans are pretty badass, really. I would buy one in a heartbeat if I had 3 or more kids.

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Re: Things You Will Never Own
« Reply #113 on: May 10, 2013, 02:48:56 PM »
Some goEMAW elites (minus one pud goEMAW'r) rocked the crap out of a pretty sweet minivan on a trip to Stillwater. Still would never own one though.

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Re: Things You Will Never Own
« Reply #114 on: May 10, 2013, 05:42:43 PM »
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Re: Things You Will Never Own
« Reply #115 on: May 10, 2013, 05:46:29 PM »
my friend said he was looking at a minivan because he has 2 kids now.  i hope the laughing in his face helped dissuade him.
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Re: Things You Will Never Own
« Reply #116 on: May 10, 2013, 05:49:00 PM »
A football helmet full of cottage cheese, naked pictures of Bea Arthur (age unspecified), a sweet guitar and an oversized novelty baby bottle.

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Re: Things You Will Never Own
« Reply #117 on: May 10, 2013, 07:06:28 PM »
Boat, definitely.

On the fence about a jet ski / wave runner or whatever

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Re: Things You Will Never Own
« Reply #118 on: May 10, 2013, 11:27:40 PM »
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Re: Things You Will Never Own
« Reply #119 on: May 11, 2013, 06:59:33 AM »
A hybrid vehicle.
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Re: Re: Things You Will Never Own
« Reply #120 on: May 11, 2013, 07:35:38 AM »
minivan

I mean even I won't say that. Never say never. Your lives may change, people!

SUV < 2 kids < minivan
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Re: Things You Will Never Own
« Reply #121 on: May 11, 2013, 08:25:48 AM »
“They said something along the lines of ‘it kind of sounds like you’d be interested in it.’ And I said ‘hell yeah I am. Why not?’” -Doug Gottlieb

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Re: Things You Will Never Own
« Reply #122 on: May 11, 2013, 10:31:21 AM »
A hybrid vehicle.

What about Electric only?  Love my Focus EV, eff gas stations.

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Re: Things You Will Never Own
« Reply #123 on: May 14, 2013, 09:33:39 AM »
We have a 7 seat Explorer but if that baby ever breaks down Mini van it is.  Those things are like playpens on wheels for kids.

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Re: Things You Will Never Own
« Reply #124 on: May 14, 2013, 09:35:19 AM »
A personalized license plate