Author Topic: Things You Will Never Own (Read 8326 times)

Pendergast · « **Reply #50 on:** May 08, 2013, 09:32:03 PM »

Riding Lawn Mower

bones129 · « **Reply #51 on:** May 08, 2013, 11:07:56 PM »

Quote from: Pendergast on May 08, 2013, 09:32:03 PM

Riding Lawn Mower

Agreed. I really like pushing my mower in hot weather, and I'm not being sarcastic. We have a big yard and when I'm finished, that first beer (sometimes the second) tastes absolutely fantastic and amazing. Don't think I'd get the same rush from pounding one down after riding around the yard without any real physical exertion.

Cartierfor3 · « **Reply #52 on:** May 08, 2013, 11:11:07 PM »

Brand new car.

SwiftCat · « **Reply #53 on:** May 08, 2013, 11:20:06 PM »

Dedicated GPS device.

KST8FAN · « **Reply #54 on:** May 08, 2013, 11:42:38 PM »

Land in Iowa.

Tom

bones129 · « **Reply #55 on:** May 08, 2013, 11:55:07 PM »

Quote from: KST8FAN on May 08, 2013, 11:42:38 PM

Land in Iowa.

Tom

star seed 7 · « **Reply #56 on:** May 09, 2013, 12:01:57 AM »

Quote from: KST8FAN on May 08, 2013, 11:42:38 PM

Land in Iowa.

Tom

slobber · « **Reply #57 on:** May 09, 2013, 03:33:52 AM »

Quote from: ben ji on May 08, 2013, 04:39:58 PM

a boat

Saw the thread title and this instantly popped in my head.

GBEMAW · « **Reply #58 on:** May 09, 2013, 03:49:18 AM »

Methamphetamine.

felix rex · « **Reply #59 on:** May 09, 2013, 05:37:58 AM »

Jet skis (derivative of boat)
DVDs (derivative of album)
Home theater system
Vacation home (also kind of derivative of boat)
A "home gym"
A baseball cap
More than two belts

ben ji · « **Reply #60 on:** May 09, 2013, 08:22:23 AM »

Quote from: Skipper44 on May 08, 2013, 04:59:25 PM

Quote from: ben ji on May 08, 2013, 04:39:58 PM
a boat
Really? considering your awesome contributions in the fishing thread this surprises me.

I have 3 friends/family members that have a bass boat and all of them spend more time screwing around with it in their driveway than they do on the water.

While they are "Cleaning out the carberator(sp)" and giving the boat a nice wash I'm out on a farm pond or along the river just straight up SLAYING some fish.

Only way I would consider owning a boat is if I lived in a lake house but a lake house is another thing i will never own.

Rage Against the McKee · « **Reply #61 on:** May 09, 2013, 08:31:22 AM »

an airplane

steve dave · « **Reply #62 on:** May 09, 2013, 08:32:50 AM »

I'm never going to own a lawn mower or yard equipment of any kind

Rage Against the McKee · « **Reply #63 on:** May 09, 2013, 08:36:39 AM »

a horse

Rage Against the McKee · « **Reply #64 on:** May 09, 2013, 08:42:05 AM »

sports memorabilia

SwiftCat · « **Reply #65 on:** May 09, 2013, 09:28:33 AM »

Sperry Top Siders

The Tonya Harding of Twitter Users Creep · « **Reply #66 on:** May 09, 2013, 09:53:34 AM »

steve dave · « **Reply #67 on:** May 09, 2013, 09:56:04 AM »

Quote from: Nuts Kicked on May 09, 2013, 08:42:05 AM

sports memorabilia

you didn't have a single piece of sports memorabilia as a child?

puniraptor · « **Reply #68 on:** May 09, 2013, 10:03:48 AM »

horse

CNS · « **Reply #69 on:** May 09, 2013, 10:06:42 AM »

Quote from: Kelly Stewart Creep on May 09, 2013, 09:53:34 AM

wife

One of the three things that old White Midwesterners say you should never own. I have had a lot of douchey ones tell me you never own anything you can fly, float, or eff.

Always followed by them Har, Har, Dur, Dur'ing it up pretty hard after they say that.

Rage Against the McKee · « **Reply #70 on:** May 09, 2013, 10:37:00 AM »

Quote from: steve dave on May 09, 2013, 09:56:04 AM

Quote from: Nuts Kicked on May 09, 2013, 08:42:05 AM
sports memorabilia

you didn't have a single piece of sports memorabilia as a child?

I mean, I guess I had a few cards that people gave me, but I've certainly never paid for anything.

OK_Cat · « **Reply #71 on:** May 09, 2013, 10:43:50 AM »

kstate fan bbs

KSUblumpkin · « **Reply #72 on:** May 09, 2013, 10:55:58 AM »

Quote from: KST8FAN on May 08, 2013, 11:42:38 PM

Land in Iowa.

Tom

Crap...I own a farm in Iowa. I'm sure it is flooded as I write this.

Cartierfor3 · « **Reply #73 on:** May 09, 2013, 10:58:57 AM »

Quote from: steve dave on May 09, 2013, 08:32:50 AM

I'm never going to own a lawn mower or yard equipment of any kind

Any kind? Really?

steve dave · « **Reply #74 on:** May 09, 2013, 02:23:41 PM »

Quote from: CartierFor3 on May 09, 2013, 10:58:57 AM

Quote from: steve dave on May 09, 2013, 08:32:50 AM
I'm never going to own a lawn mower or yard equipment of any kind

Any kind? Really?

correct. I do own a hose but it is not for yard use. strictly for hosing out garage at the end of winter use. and that's just because I don't have a convenient person to hire to do that for me.