Author Topic: Bugs (Read 6158 times)

slobber · « **Reply #25 on:** May 08, 2013, 01:27:46 PM »

Quote from: j-dub on May 08, 2013, 01:22:54 PM

guys, one time i got a tick on the tip of my dong.

it was the worst.

Had to cut it off? T's and P's for realz.

Shacks · « **Reply #26 on:** May 08, 2013, 01:29:23 PM »

Welp, j-dub won this thread

slobber · « **Reply #27 on:** May 08, 2013, 01:29:48 PM »

Quote from: Nuts Kicked on May 08, 2013, 01:16:31 PM

Quote from: dobber on May 08, 2013, 01:15:28 PM
I am kind of responsible for killing a LOT of bugs that you all hate. You are welcome.

What's your body count on flies, crickets, and roaches? TIA.

Far to many to even estimate. This year alone, I am responsible for the deaths of millions and millions of mole crickets.

No, I am not God, if that is what you are thinking.

Rage Against the McKee · « **Reply #28 on:** May 08, 2013, 01:30:18 PM »

Did you get Lyme Disease, j-dub? I sure hope not.

Rage Against the McKee · « **Reply #29 on:** May 08, 2013, 01:32:21 PM »

Quote from: dobber on May 08, 2013, 01:29:48 PM

Quote from: Nuts Kicked on May 08, 2013, 01:16:31 PM
Quote from: dobber on May 08, 2013, 01:15:28 PM
I am kind of responsible for killing a LOT of bugs that you all hate. You are welcome.

What's your body count on flies, crickets, and roaches? TIA.
Far to many to even estimate. This year alone, I am responsible for the deaths of millions and millions of mole crickets.

No, I am not God, if that is what you are thinking.

You might not be God, but you are doing his work on those crickets. Are you killing good bugs, too, or are you just focusing on the bad ones?

slobber · « **Reply #30 on:** May 08, 2013, 01:35:02 PM »

I focus on the bad ones. However, I am certain there is some occasional collateral damage.

Pett · « **Reply #31 on:** May 08, 2013, 01:43:09 PM »

Mosquitos gtfooof. Agreed?

Rage Against the McKee · « **Reply #32 on:** May 08, 2013, 01:43:48 PM »

Quote from: dobber on May 08, 2013, 01:35:02 PM

I focus on the bad ones. However, I am certain there is some occasional collateral damage.

How many stink bugs do you kill per year?

slobber · « **Reply #33 on:** May 08, 2013, 01:47:50 PM »

Quote from: Nuts Kicked on May 08, 2013, 01:43:48 PM

Quote from: dobber on May 08, 2013, 01:35:02 PM
I focus on the bad ones. However, I am certain there is some occasional collateral damage.

How many stink bugs do you kill per year?

Probably less than 1 million. I used to kill like a crap ton of them, but that was few years ago.

Rage Against the McKee · « **Reply #34 on:** May 08, 2013, 01:51:50 PM »

The last time I was in the market for a house, I visited a new construction that was completely filled with Miller Moths. I took about two steps in and told the realtor that I'd seen enough. Those moths would probably be right up there with flies on my "just wish this bug would go extinct already" list, but I didn't buy that house and they really haven't bothered me since.

Emo EMAW · « **Reply #35 on:** May 08, 2013, 02:28:39 PM »

Quote from: steve dave on May 08, 2013, 01:26:02 PM

Quote from: j-dub on May 08, 2013, 01:22:54 PM
guys, one time i got a tick on the tip of my dong.

it was the worst.

If all the

together represent the dong then I added the tick.

Cartierfor3 · « **Reply #36 on:** May 08, 2013, 02:32:56 PM »

When I was in high school I worked for an afterschool care program. The lady in charge was a real hippie type. She told the kids not to kill bugs that were outside, because the outside was their home, but if they were inside, killing bugs was ok because that's our home.

I don't agree with that particular logic.

Fldermaus · « **Reply #37 on:** May 08, 2013, 02:34:19 PM »

I am not afraid of touching most bugs. I don't even flinch if a bee lands on me.

pissclams · « **Reply #38 on:** May 08, 2013, 02:40:53 PM »

when i'm out camping i just let the ticks suck on me until they get really big and puffy and fall off. one time i had like 20 on me at once, was v cool to see.

i got something they need (blood) and can make tons of it. who cares. i scratch their back and they'll scratch mine. that's what i always say.

also, if you ever want to make a good meal, take ~15-20 ticks (bloated) and saute them in shallots, peppers, some heavy cream, old bay, compound butter, and a good olive oil, mix with shrimp and serve over rice. it's my version of john's spicy shrimp and tastes great.