Author Topic: Bugs (Read 6161 times)

AppleJack · « **on:** May 08, 2013, 12:49:10 PM »

A June Bug flew into my mouth once. I got stung by a bee in my ear when I was playing soccer. Remember fly swatters? Are they still a thing? Thanks everyone.

steve dave · « **Reply #1 on:** May 08, 2013, 12:51:35 PM »

I pretty much hate bugs. thanks for asking AJ.

EllRobersonisInnocent · « **Reply #2 on:** May 08, 2013, 12:53:01 PM »

Do not like

420seriouscat69 · « **Reply #3 on:** May 08, 2013, 12:53:47 PM »

This should help: http://www.neatorama.com/2007/10/08/the-weirdest-insects-in-the-world/

420seriouscat69 · « **Reply #4 on:** May 08, 2013, 12:56:20 PM »

What's that? You want more? Ok: http://science.discovery.com/creatures/10-weird-bug-facts.htm

420seriouscat69 · « **Reply #5 on:** May 08, 2013, 12:57:40 PM »

#10

http://www.urbantitan.com/10-worlds-weirdest-insects/

Rage Against the McKee · « **Reply #6 on:** May 08, 2013, 12:59:23 PM »

I can handle most of them, but flies, crickets, and (GAH!) roaches just piss me off.

_33 · « **Reply #7 on:** May 08, 2013, 01:00:27 PM »

I once jumped off of a really tall ladder to get away from a wasp.

steve dave · « **Reply #8 on:** May 08, 2013, 01:01:34 PM »

saw a centipede once. nope nope noPE NOPE NOPE

420seriouscat69 · « **Reply #9 on:** May 08, 2013, 01:04:19 PM »

Really big moths in the summer time

Shacks · « **Reply #10 on:** May 08, 2013, 01:07:20 PM »

Shocked the hell out of myself one time when I was messing around with an electric flyswatter (they zap the bugs dead on contact so you don't have to worry about if you hit them hard enough or squish them all over the wall). I was tapping myself with it to watch the little sparks flare up (painless). Then I hit a little bit of sweat on my nose and it hurt a lot.

jtksu · « **Reply #11 on:** May 08, 2013, 01:08:12 PM »

eff bugs. Also, eff insects. Basically, eff anything with an exoskeleton. (That's right, eff Iron Man too.)

AppleJack · « **Reply #12 on:** May 08, 2013, 01:10:17 PM »

Bug bites are the worst. I usually give myself a thick coating of OFF but I'll be damned if that crap isnt sticky. Hey citronella candles, why don't you do your job for once?

Rage Against the McKee · « **Reply #13 on:** May 08, 2013, 01:10:33 PM »

Insects are bugs, jtksu.

Rage Against the McKee · « **Reply #14 on:** May 08, 2013, 01:12:28 PM »

When I was a kid, I used to love looking under rocks and finding those rollie pollie things. I would roll them into little balls, then roll them across the sidewalk. Then I would unroll them and watch them walk around. Then I would roll them back up and toss them into the air. My dog would catch them and eat them before they hit the ground 7 times out of 10.

ben ji · « **Reply #15 on:** May 08, 2013, 01:14:53 PM »

TICKS! GROSS!

I found a tick on my dog a couple weeks ago after we went fishing and then that night I had a terrible nightmare that there were 20 ticks crawling on me.

slobber · « **Reply #16 on:** May 08, 2013, 01:15:28 PM »

I am kind of responsible for killing a LOT of bugs that you all hate. You are welcome.

jtksu · « **Reply #17 on:** May 08, 2013, 01:15:54 PM »

Quote from: Nuts Kicked on May 08, 2013, 01:10:33 PM

Insects are bugs, jtksu.

Yeah but are bugs insects?

Rage Against the McKee · « **Reply #18 on:** May 08, 2013, 01:16:31 PM »

Quote from: dobber on May 08, 2013, 01:15:28 PM

I am kind of responsible for killing a LOT of bugs that you all hate. You are welcome.

What's your body count on flies, crickets, and roaches? TIA.

Spaces · « **Reply #19 on:** May 08, 2013, 01:17:32 PM »

My Wide Horizons presentation in high school was "Top 10 Grossest Bugs"

Rage Against the McKee · « **Reply #20 on:** May 08, 2013, 01:17:32 PM »

Quote from: jtksu on May 08, 2013, 01:15:54 PM

Quote from: Nuts Kicked on May 08, 2013, 01:10:33 PM
Insects are bugs, jtksu.

Yeah but are bugs insects?

No, but you already said "eff bugs". That covered insects.

jtksu · « **Reply #21 on:** May 08, 2013, 01:21:42 PM »

Quote from: Nuts Kicked on May 08, 2013, 01:17:32 PM

Quote from: jtksu on May 08, 2013, 01:15:54 PM
Quote from: Nuts Kicked on May 08, 2013, 01:10:33 PM
Insects are bugs, jtksu.

Yeah but are bugs insects?

No, but you already said "eff bugs". That covered insects.

I just wanted to make sure I covered every angle. Can't get lazy when it comes to bugs.

j-dub · « **Reply #22 on:** May 08, 2013, 01:22:54 PM »

guys, one time i got a tick on the tip of my dong.

it was the worst.

steve dave · « **Reply #23 on:** May 08, 2013, 01:26:02 PM »

Quote from: j-dub on May 08, 2013, 01:22:54 PM

guys, one time i got a tick on the tip of my dong.

it was the worst.

Rage Against the McKee · « **Reply #24 on:** May 08, 2013, 01:27:08 PM »

Quote from: j-dub on May 08, 2013, 01:22:54 PM

guys, one time i got a tick on the tip of my dong.

it was the worst.

I'll bet. If it's any consolation, that tick is probably in hell now.