goEMAW shooters

[Rage Against the McKee]

I really want to get a 50 cal so I can just punch a big hole straight through somebody. Then I would walk up to him and say "Yeah, you can't breathe because your lung flew about 100 yards that way. Maybe next time your smug punk ass will stay off my property and leave me and mine alone." That seems like it would be more satisfying than just dropping him with my rifle, and I am genuinely envious of Mr. Bread and Kelly Stewart.

[star seed 7]

you should take some video making classes, because when i open a gun shooting video, i expect there to be gun shooting within 15 seconds from the start.  watched 30 seconds and turned it off, so obviously your video is a hoax and you just hope everyone will be bored a eff and close it and won't call you out on it.

[The Tonya Harding of Twitter Users Creep]

I really want to get a 50 cal so I can just punch a big hole straight through somebody. Then I would walk up to him and say "Yeah, you can't breathe because your lung flew about 100 yards that way. Maybe next time your smug punk ass will stay off my property and leave me and mine alone." That seems like it would be more satisfying than just dropping him with my rifle, and I am genuinely envious of Mr. Bread and Kelly Stewart.

easy there, friend. the 50 cal power isnt for blasting punk bitches who step on your lawn, its for blasting watermelons and killing stuff you can actually eat, like deer and crap.

if youre just gonna blow people away im not gonna let you borrow it. im a gun purist.

[star seed 7]

you guys ever thought about shooting a toddler from a couple hundred yards?  like an ethnic one, not a white one.

uh, yeah... if they are on your property they are probably up to no good, clean shooting IMO.

[Rage Against the McKee]

I really want to get a 50 cal so I can just punch a big hole straight through somebody. Then I would walk up to him and say "Yeah, you can't breathe because your lung flew about 100 yards that way. Maybe next time your smug punk ass will stay off my property and leave me and mine alone." That seems like it would be more satisfying than just dropping him with my rifle, and I am genuinely envious of Mr. Bread and Kelly Stewart.

easy there, friend. the 50 cal power isnt for blasting punk bitches who step on your lawn, its for blasting watermelons and killing stuff you can actually eat, like deer and crap.

if youre just gonna blow people away im not gonna let you borrow it. im a gun purist.

Well, well, well. It looks like we have another bleeding heart liberal trying to tell me what I can use my guns for.

[Emo EMAW]

You guys seem to really be into the brute power side of guns.  Have ever thought of being more surgical?  Light trigger pulls, clean optics, that's where it's at (IMO, of course).

[Mr Bread]

shot a 50 cal once. right through a brick, it was rough ridin' cool.

liar outed.

No, he's telling the truth.  That's what I shoot with and you can tell by my posts in this thread that it is as boss as it gets when it comes to shooting things.

well, i believe you shoot bricks with 50 cals, but not that guy.

oh really lol cuz it definitely happened i will show you the video

this is me shooting some watermelons, i didnt take one of the brick because it was pud and the first time i shot my 50 cal.

Great vid.  You look like a total stud with the gun.  This is what I use to hunt small game.  I call it my baby bunny murderer. 



That's my dad in the vid (I was recording ).  He can be a bit of a dork, but I did come from his seed so I love him anyway.  Dads amirite?  lol

[OK_Cat]

you guys ever thought about shooting a toddler from a couple hundred yards?  like an ethnic one, not a white one.

uh, yeah... if they are on your property they are probably up to no good, clean shooting IMO.

i'm just sayin, if i see some illegal toddler grabbing his junk on my property, i'm gonna send him back to juarez the hard way (easy for me)

[Unruly]

Should have known you turds would hi-jack this thread and take it on a beeline for derpville.

[The Tonya Harding of Twitter Users Creep]

I really want to get a 50 cal so I can just punch a big hole straight through somebody. Then I would walk up to him and say "Yeah, you can't breathe because your lung flew about 100 yards that way. Maybe next time your smug punk ass will stay off my property and leave me and mine alone." That seems like it would be more satisfying than just dropping him with my rifle, and I am genuinely envious of Mr. Bread and Kelly Stewart.

easy there, friend. the 50 cal power isnt for blasting punk bitches who step on your lawn, its for blasting watermelons and killing stuff you can actually eat, like deer and crap.

if youre just gonna blow people away im not gonna let you borrow it. im a gun purist.

Well, well, well. It looks like we have another bleeding heart liberal trying to tell me what I can use my guns for.

  liberal. man, hilarious. do you think some smelly hippy liberal is going to own a 50 cal like i do? i seriously doubt it because 50 cal ownership is an elite club of pure republicans. you can use YOUR guns for whatever you want but if you want to borrow MY 50 cal you cant just go around blasting punk bitches, ok? thats all im trying to say.

[star seed 7]

Should have known you turds would hi-jack this thread and take it on a beeline for derpville.

sounds like someone can't handle how #hardcoregunlife some of the members of this board are.  maybe you would be better posting at mylittleponyblog.com, my 4yr old daugher loves it.  almost as much as she loves slamming bullets into her .38 special and blasting her stuffed animals all over the playroom/shooting gallery.

[Rage Against the McKee]

You guys seem to really be into the brute power side of guns.  Have ever thought of being more surgical?  Light trigger pulls, clean optics, that's where it's at (IMO, of course).

I used to think this way, but one time I was about 12 beers in and I clipped the punk kid who wandered into my back yard in the arm. He ran off and survived. Ever since, I have just been stocking up on high powered stuff for the day that he brings his hombres onto my property to try to get some kind of sick revenge. There will be no survivors on that day, my friend.

[Emo EMAW]

I loved almost all the posts, would read again. 

[Emo EMAW]

You guys seem to really be into the brute power side of guns.  Have ever thought of being more surgical?  Light trigger pulls, clean optics, that's where it's at (IMO, of course).

I used to think this way, but one time I was about 12 beers in and I clipped the punk kid who wandered into my back yard in the arm. He ran off and survived. Ever since, I have just been stocking up on high powered stuff for the day that he brings his hombres onto my property to try to get some kind of sick revenge. There will be no survivors on that day, my friend.

Oh, I never shoot at anything smarter than me.

[Rage Against the McKee]

I really want to get a 50 cal so I can just punch a big hole straight through somebody. Then I would walk up to him and say "Yeah, you can't breathe because your lung flew about 100 yards that way. Maybe next time your smug punk ass will stay off my property and leave me and mine alone." That seems like it would be more satisfying than just dropping him with my rifle, and I am genuinely envious of Mr. Bread and Kelly Stewart.

easy there, friend. the 50 cal power isnt for blasting punk bitches who step on your lawn, its for blasting watermelons and killing stuff you can actually eat, like deer and crap.

if youre just gonna blow people away im not gonna let you borrow it. im a gun purist.

Well, well, well. It looks like we have another bleeding heart liberal trying to tell me what I can use my guns for.

  liberal. man, hilarious. do you think some smelly hippy liberal is going to own a 50 cal like i do? i seriously doubt it because 50 cal ownership is an elite club of pure republicans. you can use YOUR guns for whatever you want but if you want to borrow MY 50 cal you cant just go around blasting punk bitches, ok? thats all im trying to say.

You sound like somebody who registers his guns on Obama's "take my guns away" database.

[puniraptor]

I blew a cicada's face off with a bb gun many years ago. I still feel kinda bad.

[OK_Cat]

I blew a cicada's face off with a bb gun many years ago. I still feel kinda bad.

do you think that cicada would have felt bad if it blew your face off?  don't sweat it, just tell people he was reaching for his piece

[Emo EMAW]

I blew a cicada's face off with a bb gun many years ago. I still feel kinda bad.

Oh man, one time I was shooting my BB gun in the backyard with my sister and this beautiful cardinal flies up in this tree.  I say "hey sis watch this!" and shoot from the hip.  Of course, I hit it and it died.  She held that over me for years.   

[The Tonya Harding of Twitter Users Creep]

I really want to get a 50 cal so I can just punch a big hole straight through somebody. Then I would walk up to him and say "Yeah, you can't breathe because your lung flew about 100 yards that way. Maybe next time your smug punk ass will stay off my property and leave me and mine alone." That seems like it would be more satisfying than just dropping him with my rifle, and I am genuinely envious of Mr. Bread and Kelly Stewart.

easy there, friend. the 50 cal power isnt for blasting punk bitches who step on your lawn, its for blasting watermelons and killing stuff you can actually eat, like deer and crap.

if youre just gonna blow people away im not gonna let you borrow it. im a gun purist.

Well, well, well. It looks like we have another bleeding heart liberal trying to tell me what I can use my guns for.

  liberal. man, hilarious. do you think some smelly hippy liberal is going to own a 50 cal like i do? i seriously doubt it because 50 cal ownership is an elite club of pure republicans. you can use YOUR guns for whatever you want but if you want to borrow MY 50 cal you cant just go around blasting punk bitches, ok? thats all im trying to say.

You sound like somebody who registers his guns on Obama's "take my guns away" database.

bitch can try

[The Tonya Harding of Twitter Users Creep]

what do you guys think i should do to make my 50 cal a little bit quieter? ive been shooting it pretty late in the evenings (like 9 pm) and the sun is usually down by then and sometimes my neighbors are already asleep. ive got 3 silencers on it already because i wanna be hunting in peace but it doesnt seem to work. just throw another silencer on that bad boy? im worried i might be giving up some of my punk bitch blasting power with the silencers. tia.

[Emo EMAW]

Subsonic is all the rage these days KSC.  Also Bose makes noise cancelling stuff so if you're neighbors are real bitches they can just buy those.

[yoga-like_abana]

I love shooting but I get bored after about 30 mins and my mind starts to wander

[Emo EMAW]

I love shooting but I get bored after about 30 mins and my mind starts to wander

Me too, with paper at least.  Hell even after an hour or so of prairie dogs it's time to blow up some tannerite. 

[Shacks]

One time when I was in high school my uncle had a huge old tube TV he had to junk.  He lives in the middle of the California desert and told me, my brother and our cousin we could shoot it up as long as we took it out to our usual shooting spot in the hills.  We tossed it in the pickup, lugged it out there along with the guns and some other targets and blasted the crap out of that TV.  It was so fun.  The three of us lined up about twenty paces away and opened fire.  I used my uncle's AR 15, my brother used my uncle's .357 and my cousin had a 12 gauge.

[The Tonya Harding of Twitter Users Creep]

One time when I was in high school my uncle had a huge old tube TV he had to junk.  He lives in the middle of the California desert and told me, my brother and our cousin we could shoot it up as long as we took it out to our usual shooting spot in the hills.  We tossed it in the pickup, lugged it out there along with the guns and some other targets and blasted the crap out of that TV.  It was so fun.  The three of us lined up about twenty paces away and opened fire.  I used my uncle's AR 15, my brother used my uncle's .357 and my cousin had a 12 gauge.

no 50 cal eh? pud.