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Re: goEMAW shooters
« Reply #25 on: May 01, 2013, 11:59:20 AM »
I usually tie up some rabbits or squirrels or honeybees or some other piece of trash animal and pace off about 4,000 paces before settling into my shooting stance (< prone). Lately I've been getting sighted in on my AK47 fully automatic boner maker. I'm good from about a mile if I can get a good read on the wind speed and direction. I'll just squeeze off about a thousand rounds until the animals are a fine mist of blood splatter and bone fragments. if I don't have some animal as a target I'll use a cardboard cutout of my ex wife or an illegal flipping the bird and grabbing his crotch as a target. I make them at kinkos.

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« Reply #26 on: May 01, 2013, 12:08:47 PM »
I usually tie up some rabbits or squirrels or honeybees or some other piece of trash animal and pace off about 4,000 paces before settling into my shooting stance (< prone). Lately I've been getting sighted in on my AK47 fully automatic boner maker. I'm good from about a mile if I can get a good read on the wind speed and direction. I'll just squeeze off about a thousand rounds until the animals are a fine mist of blood splatter and bone fragments. if I don't have some animal as a target I'll use a cardboard cutout of my ex wife or an illegal flipping the bird and grabbing his crotch as a target. I make them at kinkos.

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« Reply #27 on: May 01, 2013, 01:01:12 PM »
I usually tie up some rabbits or squirrels or honeybees or some other piece of trash animal and pace off about 4,000 paces before settling into my shooting stance (< prone). Lately I've been getting sighted in on my AK47 fully automatic boner maker. I'm good from about a mile if I can get a good read on the wind speed and direction. I'll just squeeze off about a thousand rounds until the animals are a fine mist of blood splatter and bone fragments. if I don't have some animal as a target I'll use a cardboard cutout of my ex wife or an illegal flipping the bird and grabbing his crotch as a target. I make them at kinkos.


How are you able to keep your AK accurate at 1 mile?  I have tried with mine but I lose "reliable" accuracy after about 300 yards.
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« Reply #28 on: May 01, 2013, 01:02:24 PM »
FN Herstal FNAR (based off of the Browning BAR) 20 inch heavy fluted barrel, chambered in 7.62x51 NATO.  Guaranteed minute of angle accuracy out of the box.  Bst shot group I've had was a tad under 1/2 inch at 100 yards.


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« Reply #29 on: May 01, 2013, 01:09:14 PM »
I usually tie up some rabbits or squirrels or honeybees or some other piece of trash animal and pace off about 4,000 paces before settling into my shooting stance (< prone). Lately I've been getting sighted in on my AK47 fully automatic boner maker. I'm good from about a mile if I can get a good read on the wind speed and direction. I'll just squeeze off about a thousand rounds until the animals are a fine mist of blood splatter and bone fragments. if I don't have some animal as a target I'll use a cardboard cutout of my ex wife or an illegal flipping the bird and grabbing his crotch as a target. I make them at kinkos.


How are you able to keep your AK accurate at 1 mile?  I have tried with mine but I lose "reliable" accuracy after about 300 yards.

I hold it super rough ridin' still. Don't just wave it around like a dumbass. I also keep the target exactly in the crosshairs. I mean right on there. Close your left eye and look only through your right one. Then very slowly squeeze (don't yank) the trigger and fire off about 200 rounds. then stop to make sure you have it on target and then squeeze off another thousand or so to make sure you have a confirmed kill.

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« Reply #30 on: May 01, 2013, 01:12:33 PM »
I usually tie up some rabbits or squirrels or honeybees or some other piece of trash animal and pace off about 4,000 paces before settling into my shooting stance (< prone). Lately I've been getting sighted in on my AK47 fully automatic boner maker. I'm good from about a mile if I can get a good read on the wind speed and direction. I'll just squeeze off about a thousand rounds until the animals are a fine mist of blood splatter and bone fragments. if I don't have some animal as a target I'll use a cardboard cutout of my ex wife or an illegal flipping the bird and grabbing his crotch as a target. I make them at kinkos.


How are you able to keep your AK accurate at 1 mile?  I have tried with mine but I lose "reliable" accuracy after about 300 yards.

I hold it super rough ridin' still. Don't just wave it around like a dumbass. I also keep the target exactly in the crosshairs. I mean right on there. Close your left eye and look only through your right one. Then very slowly squeeze (don't yank) the trigger and fire off about 200 rounds. then stop to make sure you have it on target and then squeeze off another thousand or so to make sure you have a confirmed kill.


You must have a pretty wild setup there to be reaching that far period. I can only get about 1000 yards. How are you getting the last 760?
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Re: goEMAW shooters
« Reply #31 on: May 01, 2013, 01:14:27 PM »
I usually tie up some rabbits or squirrels or honeybees or some other piece of trash animal and pace off about 4,000 paces before settling into my shooting stance (< prone). Lately I've been getting sighted in on my AK47 fully automatic boner maker. I'm good from about a mile if I can get a good read on the wind speed and direction. I'll just squeeze off about a thousand rounds until the animals are a fine mist of blood splatter and bone fragments. if I don't have some animal as a target I'll use a cardboard cutout of my ex wife or an illegal flipping the bird and grabbing his crotch as a target. I make them at kinkos.


How are you able to keep your AK accurate at 1 mile?  I have tried with mine but I lose "reliable" accuracy after about 300 yards.

I hold it super rough ridin' still. Don't just wave it around like a dumbass. I also keep the target exactly in the crosshairs. I mean right on there. Close your left eye and look only through your right one. Then very slowly squeeze (don't yank) the trigger and fire off about 200 rounds. then stop to make sure you have it on target and then squeeze off another thousand or so to make sure you have a confirmed kill.

i've got a buddy really good w/ his ak just like this.  he practices breathing exercises and takes in oxygen through a special nose piece so he doesn't have to breath during his aim.


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« Reply #32 on: May 01, 2013, 01:25:20 PM »
I usually tie up some rabbits or squirrels or honeybees or some other piece of trash animal and pace off about 4,000 paces before settling into my shooting stance (< prone). Lately I've been getting sighted in on my AK47 fully automatic boner maker. I'm good from about a mile if I can get a good read on the wind speed and direction. I'll just squeeze off about a thousand rounds until the animals are a fine mist of blood splatter and bone fragments. if I don't have some animal as a target I'll use a cardboard cutout of my ex wife or an illegal flipping the bird and grabbing his crotch as a target. I make them at kinkos.


How are you able to keep your AK accurate at 1 mile?  I have tried with mine but I lose "reliable" accuracy after about 300 yards.

I hold it super rough ridin' still. Don't just wave it around like a dumbass. I also keep the target exactly in the crosshairs. I mean right on there. Close your left eye and look only through your right one. Then very slowly squeeze (don't yank) the trigger and fire off about 200 rounds. then stop to make sure you have it on target and then squeeze off another thousand or so to make sure you have a confirmed kill.


You must have a pretty wild setup there to be reaching that far period. I can only get about 1000 yards. How are you getting the last 760?

I don't just lob it out there. I blast it hard as crap.

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« Reply #33 on: May 01, 2013, 01:26:22 PM »
I usually tie up some rabbits or squirrels or honeybees or some other piece of trash animal and pace off about 4,000 paces before settling into my shooting stance (< prone). Lately I've been getting sighted in on my AK47 fully automatic boner maker. I'm good from about a mile if I can get a good read on the wind speed and direction. I'll just squeeze off about a thousand rounds until the animals are a fine mist of blood splatter and bone fragments. if I don't have some animal as a target I'll use a cardboard cutout of my ex wife or an illegal flipping the bird and grabbing his crotch as a target. I make them at kinkos.


How are you able to keep your AK accurate at 1 mile?  I have tried with mine but I lose "reliable" accuracy after about 300 yards.

I hold it super rough ridin' still. Don't just wave it around like a dumbass. I also keep the target exactly in the crosshairs. I mean right on there. Close your left eye and look only through your right one. Then very slowly squeeze (don't yank) the trigger and fire off about 200 rounds. then stop to make sure you have it on target and then squeeze off another thousand or so to make sure you have a confirmed kill.


You must have a pretty wild setup there to be reaching that far period. I can only get about 1000 yards. How are you getting the last 760?

I don't just lob it out there. I blast it hard as crap.


Are you shooting custom setups or is your stuff store bought?
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« Reply #34 on: May 01, 2013, 01:30:04 PM »
Let me know when any of you Fudds can find ammo in MHK. And i don't mean that over-priced crap the gunstore at the bottom of mhk hill sells.

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« Reply #35 on: May 01, 2013, 01:31:20 PM »
I usually tie up some rabbits or squirrels or honeybees or some other piece of trash animal and pace off about 4,000 paces before settling into my shooting stance (< prone). Lately I've been getting sighted in on my AK47 fully automatic boner maker. I'm good from about a mile if I can get a good read on the wind speed and direction. I'll just squeeze off about a thousand rounds until the animals are a fine mist of blood splatter and bone fragments. if I don't have some animal as a target I'll use a cardboard cutout of my ex wife or an illegal flipping the bird and grabbing his crotch as a target. I make them at kinkos.


How are you able to keep your AK accurate at 1 mile?  I have tried with mine but I lose "reliable" accuracy after about 300 yards.

I hold it super rough ridin' still. Don't just wave it around like a dumbass. I also keep the target exactly in the crosshairs. I mean right on there. Close your left eye and look only through your right one. Then very slowly squeeze (don't yank) the trigger and fire off about 200 rounds. then stop to make sure you have it on target and then squeeze off another thousand or so to make sure you have a confirmed kill.


You must have a pretty wild setup there to be reaching that far period. I can only get about 1000 yards. How are you getting the last 760?

I don't just lob it out there. I blast it hard as crap.


Are you shooting custom setups or is your stuff store bought?

well, I bought the gun or whatever and then I added some stuff. the usual stuff like electric motor belt ammo feed attachment, tripod, camo paint job, etc.

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« Reply #36 on: May 01, 2013, 01:35:26 PM »
I generally just hang out in a tree stand on my property and wait for some punk kid to trespass so I can blast them into oblivion. They really are the most dangerous game, and that makes it fun.

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« Reply #37 on: May 01, 2013, 01:39:13 PM »
I usually tie up some rabbits or squirrels or honeybees or some other piece of trash animal and pace off about 4,000 paces before settling into my shooting stance (< prone). Lately I've been getting sighted in on my AK47 fully automatic boner maker. I'm good from about a mile if I can get a good read on the wind speed and direction. I'll just squeeze off about a thousand rounds until the animals are a fine mist of blood splatter and bone fragments. if I don't have some animal as a target I'll use a cardboard cutout of my ex wife or an illegal flipping the bird and grabbing his crotch as a target. I make them at kinkos.


How are you able to keep your AK accurate at 1 mile?  I have tried with mine but I lose "reliable" accuracy after about 300 yards.

I hold it super rough ridin' still. Don't just wave it around like a dumbass. I also keep the target exactly in the crosshairs. I mean right on there. Close your left eye and look only through your right one. Then very slowly squeeze (don't yank) the trigger and fire off about 200 rounds. then stop to make sure you have it on target and then squeeze off another thousand or so to make sure you have a confirmed kill.


You must have a pretty wild setup there to be reaching that far period. I can only get about 1000 yards. How are you getting the last 760?

I don't just lob it out there. I blast it hard as crap.


Are you shooting custom setups or is your stuff store bought?

well, I bought the gun or whatever and then I added some stuff. the usual stuff like electric motor belt ammo feed attachment, tripod, camo paint job, etc.
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« Reply #38 on: May 01, 2013, 02:09:20 PM »
wow, steve dave lol n00b doesn't even have a laser pointer scope on his ak


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« Reply #39 on: May 01, 2013, 02:20:03 PM »
wow, steve dave lol n00b doesn't even have a laser pointer scope on his ak


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« Reply #40 on: May 01, 2013, 02:25:35 PM »
wow, steve dave lol n00b doesn't even have a laser pointer scope on his ak


SD has never even shot a gun, let alone owned an AK.  :lol:

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« Reply #41 on: May 01, 2013, 02:41:42 PM »
wow, steve dave lol n00b doesn't even have a laser pointer scope on his ak


SD has never even shot a gun, let alone owned an AK.  :lol:

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« Reply #42 on: May 01, 2013, 02:48:24 PM »
No surprise that you gun nut psychos get penis boners from killing animals.

Also I can target shoot better than anyone on this board (except SD).
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« Reply #43 on: May 01, 2013, 02:49:19 PM »
sd couldn't even shoot through all those geese!  :lol:

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« Reply #44 on: May 01, 2013, 02:53:09 PM »
Back in the day I would shoot street signs with a BB gun out of a moving car (until my friend totaled his car by hitting a parked car while driving us one night).  I haven't shot a BB gun since.

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« Reply #45 on: May 01, 2013, 02:54:46 PM »
what kind of bullets are your guys' favorite? I could name tons of ones that I love but I'm going to let everyone else have a chance before I tell mine.

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« Reply #46 on: May 01, 2013, 02:56:21 PM »
Amax all the way.  Plan to shoot the Zmax out of my new zombie blaster though.  Like those 55 grain pills.  For paper I don't really care, whatever groups the best.

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« Reply #47 on: May 01, 2013, 02:56:43 PM »
shot a 50 cal once. right through a brick, it was rough ridin' cool.
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« Reply #48 on: May 01, 2013, 03:11:10 PM »
shot a 50 cal once. right through a brick, it was rough ridin' cool.

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« Reply #49 on: May 01, 2013, 03:14:38 PM »
No surprise that you gun nut psychos get penis boners from killing animals.

Also I can target shoot better than anyone on this board (except SD).


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