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Re: First world problems
« Reply #200 on: May 21, 2013, 07:17:44 AM »
Cleaning ladies that move your trash can!

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« Reply #201 on: May 21, 2013, 08:00:26 AM »
I haven't seen a single celebrity wardrobe malfunction at Cannes yet.
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« Reply #202 on: May 21, 2013, 08:52:20 AM »
I haven't seen a single celebrity wardrobe malfunction at Cannes yet.

seems like more of a #fanningbrag than a #FWP

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« Reply #203 on: May 21, 2013, 12:14:15 PM »
I haven't seen a single celebrity wardrobe malfunction at Cannes yet.

seems like more of a #fanningbrag than a #FWP

What else are all FWPs?
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Re: First world problems
« Reply #204 on: May 21, 2013, 12:57:43 PM »
felix rex has a first world problem that people on a kstate message board won't let him classify his fanning brags as first world problems

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« Reply #205 on: May 21, 2013, 01:04:24 PM »
felix rex has a first world problem that people on a kstate message board won't let him classify his fanning brags as first world problems
Aren't most of fr's problems second or third world problems?
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« Reply #206 on: May 21, 2013, 01:06:30 PM »
Good point, 8mp. FR has been out of the FWP loop for quite some time now. I think i'll just leave him be. It's pretty adorbs.

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Re: First world problems
« Reply #207 on: May 21, 2013, 02:15:34 PM »
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« Reply #208 on: May 21, 2013, 03:34:36 PM »
WHATEVER
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« Reply #209 on: May 21, 2013, 03:41:56 PM »
But srsly I don't wanna go back to Cairo now.
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Re: First world problems
« Reply #210 on: May 21, 2013, 03:42:19 PM »
But srsly I don't wanna go back to Cairo now.

don't then

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« Reply #211 on: May 21, 2013, 03:55:41 PM »
But srsly I don't wanna go back to Cairo now.

don't then

The work itself is great. And you can convince yourself of quirky charms about the city (until you visit a real city again). Plus, if we put our time in here, we're prioritized for places like Paris, London, Vienna, etc.

Although I'll admit it's not really fair to compare Cairo (or many other locales) to the French Riviera. My god, Monaco. I mean, what is that I don't even.
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Re: Re: First world problems
« Reply #212 on: May 21, 2013, 03:57:26 PM »
But srsly I don't wanna go back to Cairo now.

don't then

The work itself is great. And you can convince yourself of quirky charms about the city (until you visit a real city again). Plus, if we put our time in here, we're prioritized for places like Paris, London, Vienna, etc.

Although I'll admit it's not really fair to compare Cairo (or many other locales) to the French Riviera. My god, Monaco. I mean, what is that I don't even.
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Re: First world problems
« Reply #213 on: May 21, 2013, 04:06:18 PM »
I would kill some people to be able to live in London. 
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« Reply #214 on: May 21, 2013, 04:23:11 PM »
I would kill some people to be able to live in London.

Yeah, but would you live in Cairo for 3-4 years?
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Re: First world problems
« Reply #215 on: May 21, 2013, 04:25:04 PM »
I would kill some people to be able to live in London.

Yeah, but would you live in Cairo for 3-4 years?

There should be other measurables.  Like, live in Cairo for 3 yrs, or be stabbed twice, or have your embassy stormed once, etc. 

Meet one, not all, and you are prioritized for Tier one properties.  Meet two or more, and you get a raise!


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Re: First world problems
« Reply #216 on: May 21, 2013, 04:29:36 PM »
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« Reply #217 on: May 21, 2013, 05:26:57 PM »
I would kill some people to be able to live in London.

Yeah, but would you live in Cairo for 3-4 years?

Do I kill people there?
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Re: First world problems
« Reply #218 on: May 24, 2013, 07:00:13 PM »
I'm at the'zarks sipping a marg on the deck and the wind is blowing and it's making me a little chilly

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« Reply #219 on: May 24, 2013, 07:02:29 PM »
I'm at the'zarks sipping a marg on the deck and the wind is blowing and it's making me a little chilly

See you at coconuts tomorrow?

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Re: First world problems
« Reply #220 on: May 24, 2013, 07:55:50 PM »
Would probably take 2 days to get there on a boat

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« Reply #221 on: May 24, 2013, 08:27:39 PM »
Felix, sit down be cause I'm about ready to blow your mind. You can live and work in London without spending a single day in Cairo.

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« Reply #222 on: May 25, 2013, 05:26:20 AM »
Felix, sit down be cause I'm about ready to blow your mind. You can live and work in London without spending a single day in Cairo.

I'm hooked on freebies. There's no going back.
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Re: First world problems
« Reply #223 on: May 25, 2013, 08:43:41 AM »
Now it's raining but one of the guys caught a 34 inch catfish last night.

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Re: First world problems
« Reply #224 on: May 28, 2013, 09:06:58 AM »
The rumor is that you have to show your electric bill in order to get into our community pool this spring. Community pool....more like Commie pool.