First world problems

[steve dave]

the other day the brewery I frequent had their wifi go down and I could only check into untappd to register my beer over 3g and it took almost 100 years.

[Mrs. Gooch]

The other day my group had to switch booths at the restaurant we were at so I could plug in my laptop because the one we originally had wasn't near an electrical outlet.

[steve dave]

the other day the brewery I frequent had their wifi go down and I could only check into untappd to register my beer over 3g and it took almost 100 years.

after that I had to check into foursquare which you can imagine was a complete disastor. almost skipped it but I'm trying to be mayor so I just gutted it out.

[CNS]

Last night, I was trying to buy my Dad's Bday and Fathersday present.  Checking out on Amazon's mobile is a pain in the ass and was slow last night so I had to put my phone down, pick up my laptop from beside my chair, log into Amazon and buy it while on my laptop.  Laptops are a huge hassle and make your lap warm.

 

[pissclams]

the other day the brewery I frequent had their wifi go down and I could only check into untappd to register my beer over 3g and it took almost 100 years.

after that I had to check into foursquare which you can imagine was a complete disastor. almost skipped it but I'm trying to be mayor so I just gutted it out.

just got ousted this afternoon at cap grille.  fwp.  thx obama.

[Mrs. Gooch]

I really hate it when the lady that cleans my house switches where I place the shampoo and conditioner in the shower. Then I end up using conditioner first. 

[pissclams]

sometimes its cool just to open your eyes

[KSUblumpkin]

Just realized my debit card expiered on 04/30/2013 and got a call from my gym as they said (paraphrased) "Where's the money Lebowski?"

In addition, my house had a temp of 80 degrees last night and I was too cheap to turn on the air. 

I've got 99 problems but a blump ain't one (in the most Caucasian voice possible).

sounds more like a third world problem blumpz.

Couldn't agree more.  I was about to put up some mosquito nets.  The problem was that I worked yesterday from 6am to 9pm and didn't have a single window open.  I should be good to roll tonight.

[Rage Against the McKee]

I don't even have my debit card pin number that would allow me to use my ATM.  I haven't used an ATM since Bush was in office.  I mean this is freaking 2013 and the DMV isn't some undocumented laborer fixing my gutters. 

I am just going to never renew my DL and if I ever get caught, I am going to take the day off work, go to court, and put the whole god damn system on trial!

LOL, it sounds like you are either going to have to take a step back into the 20th century and either write a check or visit a bank.

[Emo EMAW]

One time I had my license suspended because I mailed in personal check for a ticket.  Clerk chucked it, case was still on the docket, I didn't show because I PAID THE rough ridin' TICKET, got issued a bench warrant.  Mother eff.  Had to mail a rough ridin' money order.  Anyway I went to switch insurance companies (consolidate everything) and they wouldn't take me because my license had been suspended in the last 36 months.  Mother eff!

Anyway, that's a first world problem if I've ever heard/told one.

[The Tonya Harding of Twitter Users Creep]

the right back window of my 5 series still wont roll down because my kids have been messing with it so much 

['taterblast]

Pandora keeps playing the "O - O - O - O'Reillys....." commercial and it is annoying.

[Emo EMAW]

the right back window of my 5 series still wont roll down because my kids have been messing with it so much 

eff.  When we traded in my wife's X5 it had broken window, broken sunroof, and failing key fob.  Luckily the dealer didn't discover any of this.

[star seed 7]

Pandora keeps playing the "O - O - O - O'Reillys....." commercial and it is annoying.

was listening to pandora during a final last night, and it stopped after like 20 minutes (never done that before).  no idea why.  i was in the front row so i didn't want to get my phone out and start messing with it.  god damn pandora 

['taterblast]

Pandora keeps playing the "O - O - O - O'Reillys....." commercial and it is annoying.

was listening to pandora during a final last night, and it stopped after like 20 minutes (never done that before).  no idea why.  i was in the front row so i didn't want to get my phone out and start messing with it.  god damn pandora 

was probably asking you "are you still there?" right? sooooo annoying.

[The Tonya Harding of Twitter Users Creep]

the right back window of my 5 series still wont roll down because my kids have been messing with it so much 

eff.  When we traded in my wife's X5 it had broken window, broken sunroof, and failing key fob.  Luckily the dealer didn't discover any of this.

yeah no kidding i hear ya man, bmw's are such pieces. should i just trade it in or fork over the money to have it fixed? i guess i have owned it for almost 2 years now... bout that time

[star seed 7]

Pandora keeps playing the "O - O - O - O'Reillys....." commercial and it is annoying.

was listening to pandora during a final last night, and it stopped after like 20 minutes (never done that before).  no idea why.  i was in the front row so i didn't want to get my phone out and start messing with it.  god damn pandora 

was probably asking you "are you still there?" right? sooooo annoying.

no!  i had just started it as soon as we got the test specifically so that it wouldn't ask that 

[XocolateThundarr]

Pandora keeps playing the "O - O - O - O'Reillys....." commercial and it is annoying.

was listening to pandora during a final last night, and it stopped after like 20 minutes (never done that before).  no idea why.  i was in the front row so i didn't want to get my phone out and start messing with it.  god damn pandora 

was probably asking you "are you still there?" right? sooooo annoying.

no!  i had just started it as soon as we got the test specifically so that it wouldn't ask that 

Have you upgraded to Pandora One? 

[Emo EMAW]

the right back window of my 5 series still wont roll down because my kids have been messing with it so much 

eff.  When we traded in my wife's X5 it had broken window, broken sunroof, and failing key fob.  Luckily the dealer didn't discover any of this.

yeah no kidding i hear ya man, bmw's are such pieces. should i just trade it in or fork over the money to have it fixed? i guess i have owned it for almost 2 years now... bout that time

I bet a HS kid from Paola could fix it. 

[mocat]

Using Pandora in 2013 is a slam dunk 3rd World Country resident outer

[star seed 7]

Using Pandora in 2013 is a slam dunk 3rd World Country resident outer

psh.

[OK_Cat]

Using Pandora in 2013 is a slam dunk 3rd World Country resident outer

what is the alternative, then?  i enjoy pandora.

[star seed 7]

speaking of first world phone problems, the siriusxm app on my phone vibrates with the music or talking.  it's really annoying and drains the battery super quick.  i listen to talk radio like all day and it is just there buzzing in my pocket with every word. 

GET YOUR crap STRAIGHT SIRIUSXM 

[mocat]

Using Pandora in 2013 is a slam dunk 3rd World Country resident outer

what is the alternative, then?  i enjoy pandora.

do they have spotify in oklahoma yet?

[star seed 7]

speaking of first world phone problems, the siriusxm app on my phone vibrates with the music or talking.  it's really annoying and drains the battery super quick.  i listen to talk radio like all day and it is just there buzzing in my pocket with every word. 

GET YOUR crap STRAIGHT SIRIUSXM 

actually, this just made me google it and how to fix it, carry on.