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Re: First world problems
« Reply #75 on: May 15, 2013, 10:59:56 PM »
I've got the air set at 67 and the blanket I have covering myself up is a bit too thick and I'm getting hot on my legs.  Lower the temp or get a different blanket?  Bull crap either way.  No way it won't be an imposition and all the while I get less comfortable. 
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« Reply #76 on: May 15, 2013, 11:01:47 PM »
Man I really hope 'clams b-day ice cream sandy story is true.  Makes me smile.  Like maybe life is alright after all. 
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« Reply #77 on: May 15, 2013, 11:02:30 PM »
T's & P's Mr. Bread.  Fight the good fight.

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« Reply #78 on: May 15, 2013, 11:23:02 PM »
Man I really hope 'clams b-day ice cream sandy story is true.  Makes me smile.  Like maybe life is alright after all. 

here's the box from my freezer, they're 30% bigger


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Re: First world problems
« Reply #79 on: May 15, 2013, 11:25:15 PM »
stay brave pissclams.

you also failed to mention that there are 2 less birthday party ice cream sandwiches in the premium pack  :angry:
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« Reply #80 on: May 15, 2013, 11:27:55 PM »
stay brave pissclams.
I had 2 of them tonight, 30% more can suck it


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« Reply #81 on: May 15, 2013, 11:29:57 PM »
ya you only get 8.  blue bunny is going to screw me every single way they can


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Re: First world problems
« Reply #82 on: May 16, 2013, 01:28:22 AM »
http://news.yahoo.com/blogs/sideshow/carnival-life-savings-135411650.html

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Gribbohm, who managed to win a stuffed banana with dreadlocks before dropping $2,600, says he's considering a lawsuit.


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“For once in my life I happened to become that sucker,” Gribbohm said.

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« Reply #83 on: May 16, 2013, 09:13:26 AM »
Man I really hope 'clams b-day ice cream sandy story is true.  Makes me smile.  Like maybe life is alright after all. 

here's the box from my freezer, they're 30% bigger


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« Reply #84 on: May 16, 2013, 09:17:21 AM »
Man I really hope 'clams b-day ice cream sandy story is true.  Makes me smile.  Like maybe life is alright after all. 

here's the box from my freezer, they're 30% bigger


This photo brings up another #FWP for me. Do you get saddled with a keyboard with a cable, or do you go for the wireless keyboard, but sacrifice the numbered keypad on the right?  :curse: :curse: :curse:

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Re: First world problems
« Reply #85 on: May 16, 2013, 09:19:30 AM »
the cleaning ladies always want to clean the bathroom right when I really have to take my morning coffee dump.

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« Reply #86 on: May 16, 2013, 09:20:28 AM »
Man I really hope 'clams b-day ice cream sandy story is true.  Makes me smile.  Like maybe life is alright after all. 

here's the box from my freezer, they're 30% bigger


This photo brings up another #FWP for me. Do you get saddled with a keyboard with a cable, or do you go for the wireless keyboard, but sacrifice the numbered keypad on the right?  :curse: :curse: :curse:

My wireless keyboard has the numbered keypad to the right.  Sounds like that might not be a #FWP there. 
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« Reply #87 on: May 16, 2013, 09:24:34 AM »
the cleaning ladies always want to clean the bathroom right when I really have to take my morning coffee dump.

I've gone right before ours go in there out of spite.  They couldn't be more in the way if that was their sole function.  They are also bad at cleaning.  Sometimes they'll start cleaning something and then apparently wander off leaving their cart in front of the area they were cleaning messing up everybody's flow.  I also use that as a target for dump selection.  I hone in on the abandoned cart.  I'm like the batman of the office, but with dumps and against the cleaning ladies. 
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Re: First world problems
« Reply #88 on: May 16, 2013, 09:25:07 AM »
Man I really hope 'clams b-day ice cream sandy story is true.  Makes me smile.  Like maybe life is alright after all. 

here's the box from my freezer, they're 30% bigger


This photo brings up another #FWP for me. Do you get saddled with a keyboard with a cable, or do you go for the wireless keyboard, but sacrifice the numbered keypad on the right?  :curse: :curse: :curse:

their wireless keyboard is far to small for my superior genetic build.  + i really like the numpad


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Re: First world problems
« Reply #89 on: May 16, 2013, 09:25:56 AM »
protip: mr clean magic erasers are bosses of cleaning the apple keyboard keys


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« Reply #90 on: May 16, 2013, 09:27:24 AM »
the cleaning ladies always want to clean the bathroom right when I really have to take my morning coffee dump.

I've gone right before ours go in there out of spite.  They couldn't be more in the way if that was their sole function.  They are also bad at cleaning.  Sometimes they'll start cleaning something and then apparently wander off leaving their cart in front of the area they were cleaning messing up everybody's flow.  I also use that as a target for dump selection.  I hone in on the abandoned cart.  I'm like the batman of the office, but with dumps and against the cleaning ladies.

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they are probly posting about you on their second world problems blog

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« Reply #91 on: May 16, 2013, 09:28:47 AM »
the cleaning ladies always want to clean the bathroom right when I really have to take my morning coffee dump.

Oh man, I hate when I'm home at the same time our cleaning lady comes. It feels so awkward. And the worst is when she comes to clean the bathroom and you're in there so she waits outside while you drop off a fresh one for her and then desperately try to avoid eye contact on the way out.
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Re: First world problems
« Reply #92 on: May 16, 2013, 09:32:20 AM »
the cleaning ladies always want to clean the bathroom right when I really have to take my morning coffee dump.

Oh man, I hate when I'm home at the same time our cleaning lady comes. It feels so awkward. And the worst is when she comes to clean the bathroom and you're in there so she waits outside while you drop off a fresh one for her and then desperately try to avoid eye contact on the way out.

I hate being home when the landscapers come. Can't they make lawnmowers that make less noise?

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Re: First world problems
« Reply #93 on: May 16, 2013, 09:36:03 AM »
Man I really hope 'clams b-day ice cream sandy story is true.  Makes me smile.  Like maybe life is alright after all. 

here's the box from my freezer, they're 30% bigger


This photo brings up another #FWP for me. Do you get saddled with a keyboard with a cable, or do you go for the wireless keyboard, but sacrifice the numbered keypad on the right?  :curse: :curse: :curse:

My wireless keyboard has the numbered keypad to the right.  Sounds like that might not be a #FWP there.

I have never seen an Apple wireless keyboard with numbered keypad to the right

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« Reply #94 on: May 16, 2013, 09:40:34 AM »
the cleaning ladies always want to clean the bathroom right when I really have to take my morning coffee dump.

Oh man, I hate when I'm home at the same time our cleaning lady comes. It feels so awkward. And the worst is when she comes to clean the bathroom and you're in there so she waits outside while you drop off a fresh one for her and then desperately try to avoid eye contact on the way out.

Yeah, I don't think I could make eye contact with the person responsible for mopping up my McArabia stains.

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« Reply #95 on: May 16, 2013, 09:40:49 AM »
Man I really hope 'clams b-day ice cream sandy story is true.  Makes me smile.  Like maybe life is alright after all. 

here's the box from my freezer, they're 30% bigger


This photo brings up another #FWP for me. Do you get saddled with a keyboard with a cable, or do you go for the wireless keyboard, but sacrifice the numbered keypad on the right?  :curse: :curse: :curse:

My wireless keyboard has the numbered keypad to the right.  Sounds like that might not be a #FWP there.

I have never seen an Apple wireless keyboard with numbered keypad to the right

ya they don't make one, i'm assuming bread is talking about some POS logitech or something :lol:  the poors!  :lol: 


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« Reply #96 on: May 16, 2013, 09:42:20 AM »
uh oh
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« Reply #97 on: May 16, 2013, 09:43:38 AM »
Man I really hope 'clams b-day ice cream sandy story is true.  Makes me smile.  Like maybe life is alright after all. 

here's the box from my freezer, they're 30% bigger


This photo brings up another #FWP for me. Do you get saddled with a keyboard with a cable, or do you go for the wireless keyboard, but sacrifice the numbered keypad on the right?  :curse: :curse: :curse:

My wireless keyboard has the numbered keypad to the right.  Sounds like that might not be a #FWP there.

I have never seen an Apple wireless keyboard with numbered keypad to the right

ya they don't make one, i'm assuming bread is talking about some POS logitech or something :lol:  the poors!  :lol:

This is what I figured. My '09 iMac was like the last computer Apple ever made that did not include wireless mouse/keyboard. I bought both last year during a NFM spree, and man, what a fantastic difference. I usually just leave my iMac hooked up to my 50", so it's nice to sit back and use the keyboard/mouse while layin down some fat jams on G'band, or bbs'n with spotify in the background, all while sittin on the couch. #FWP averted

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Re: First world problems
« Reply #98 on: May 16, 2013, 10:37:38 AM »
My office cafeteria makes us pay for ice :frown: (even if we use our own cup) :frown:
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« Reply #99 on: May 16, 2013, 10:39:11 AM »
My office cafeteria makes us pay for ice :frown: (even if we use our own cup) :frown:

I would find a new job, raquetcat. Your job sounds like hell.