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Re: First world problems
« Reply #50 on: April 30, 2013, 01:10:51 PM »
Went to get a post-lunch cup of Joe in the break room and all three thermos' were empty so I had to make my own free coffee. What am I, a rough ridin' barista?
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Re: First world problems
« Reply #51 on: April 30, 2013, 01:17:39 PM »
Went to get a post-lunch cup of Joe in the break room and all three thermos' were empty so I had to make my own free coffee. What am I, a rough ridin' barista?

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Re: First world problems
« Reply #52 on: April 30, 2013, 01:25:02 PM »
Went to get a post-lunch cup of Joe in the break room and all three thermos' were empty so I had to make my own free coffee. What am I, a rough ridin' barista?

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Re: First world problems
« Reply #53 on: April 30, 2013, 01:28:23 PM »
there are too many geese outside my office window. like over a billion. blocking most of the view of the grass and lake.

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Re: First world problems
« Reply #54 on: April 30, 2013, 01:29:57 PM »
there are too many geese outside my office window. like over a billion. blocking most of the view of the grass and lake.

That's not a first world problem. I'm sure there's a guy in a third world country like Canada with the exact same problem.

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Re: First world problems
« Reply #55 on: April 30, 2013, 01:32:24 PM »
yes, it's only been since 2009, but you should make them ship to ks.  they're just being lazy and shitting on residents of your state and making you drive down to the UPS facility on james street in kcmo.

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Re: Re: First world problems
« Reply #56 on: April 30, 2013, 01:34:18 PM »
Went to get a post-lunch cup of Joe in the break room and all three thermos' were empty so I had to make my own free coffee. What am I, a rough ridin' barista?

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Re: First world problems
« Reply #57 on: April 30, 2013, 03:37:47 PM »
http://news.yahoo.com/blogs/sideshow/carnival-life-savings-135411650.html

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Gribbohm, who managed to win a stuffed banana with dreadlocks before dropping $2,600, says he's considering a lawsuit.


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Re: First world problems
« Reply #59 on: April 30, 2013, 04:32:03 PM »
I bet this Gribbohm guy would just drop the whole lawsuit idea if the carnies would just give him an Xbox Kinect.

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Re: First world problems
« Reply #60 on: April 30, 2013, 04:35:13 PM »
I bet this Gribbohm guy would just drop the whole lawsuit idea if the carnies would just give him an Xbox Kinect.

Or one more shot at that game if they promise to not rig it.

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Re: First world problems
« Reply #61 on: April 30, 2013, 04:38:27 PM »
I bet this Gribbohm guy would just drop the whole lawsuit idea if the carnies would just give him an Xbox Kinect.

Or one more shot at that game if they promise to not rig it.

He would take them up on that, sure, but he still wouldn't win, and then he would just think they rigged it again. It's better to just give him the Kinect, and 10 free attempts at the game for when the carnival comes back to his town.

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Re: First world problems
« Reply #62 on: April 30, 2013, 04:39:28 PM »
Just moved into a new place where the previous owner was superstud, hollywood prince, bloodline actor Jake Busey. Will have to beef up security in case Gary accidentally comes over so I can lock all the doors on the inside and never let him leave. 

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Re: First world problems
« Reply #63 on: April 30, 2013, 07:00:41 PM »
Went to get a post-lunch cup of Joe in the break room and all three thermos' were empty so I had to make my own free coffee. What am I, a rough ridin' barista?

It's not very much fun to make coffee, is it 8manpick?

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Re: First world problems
« Reply #64 on: April 30, 2013, 07:04:14 PM »
Went to get a post-lunch cup of Joe in the break room and all three thermos' were empty so I had to make my own free coffee. What am I, a rough ridin' barista?

It's not very much fun to make coffee, is it 8manpick?
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Re: First world problems
« Reply #65 on: April 30, 2013, 08:28:54 PM »
Break rooms are such a weird concept to me. Like, that room is reserved for breaks? So weird.

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Re: Re: First world problems
« Reply #66 on: May 03, 2013, 01:59:35 PM »

On the upside, I get loads of free baseballs.

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Re: First world problems
« Reply #67 on: May 03, 2013, 02:25:09 PM »
so yesterday we got to the airport and found out our flight to Houston (free of course) was delayed for maintenance and we only had and hour and a half layover before our flight to cabo (again...obviously free). the lady at the counter said if we didn't make it we would have to be rerouted through Mexico city or the next day which means we would miss one night at the hotel (you guessed it...free). super stressful, right? so they got the plane fixed and we were about 45 minutes late. so we board this canadair regional and a bunch of dumbasses decide to try and carry on their max sized carry-ons (sd :shakesfist: ) that already have the green tag on them. the dumbass attendant lets them pass right by without saying anything so of course they get halfway through the plane before the choruses of "herp derp oh oops this isn't going to fit herp derp" start to echo throughout the plane.  then the mouthbreathers stand there looking back at the door trying figure out how to get their bag back to the front through all the people. probably cost us another 10 minutes. anyway, everything worked out and we made our connection but we had to rush through iah faster than I would've liked.

:dnr: summary - my free flight to our free hotel in cabo was slightly delayed.
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Re: First world problems
« Reply #68 on: May 03, 2013, 04:37:19 PM »
so yesterday we got to the airport and found out our flight to Houston (free of course) was delayed for maintenance and we only had and hour and a half layover before our flight to cabo (again...obviously free). the lady at the counter said if we didn't make it we would have to be rerouted through Mexico city or the next day which means we would miss one night at the hotel (you guessed it...free). super stressful, right? so they got the plane fixed and we were about 45 minutes late. so we board this canadair regional and a bunch of dumbasses decide to try and carry on their max sized carry-ons (sd :shakesfist: ) that already have the green tag on them. the dumbass attendant lets them pass right by without saying anything so of course they get halfway through the plane before the choruses of "herp derp oh oops this isn't going to fit herp derp" start to echo throughout the plane.  then the mouthbreathers stand there looking back at the door trying figure out how to get their bag back to the front through all the people. probably cost us another 10 minutes. anyway, everything worked out and we made our connection but we had to rush through iah faster than I would've liked.

:dnr: summary - my free flight to our free hotel in cabo was slightly delayed.

With reference to Canada and Mexico in your post, I am not sure this even qualifies here.   :dunno:

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Re: First world problems
« Reply #69 on: May 03, 2013, 04:45:25 PM »
I get baseballs hit into part of my back yard all the rough ridin' time, because there is a baseball practice area across the street.

Last week, when my mower guy was mowing my lawn, his mower launched one of those baseballs at super sonic speed, and it blew a hole THROUGH my privacy fence and directly through my neighbor's window.
On the upside, I get loads of free baseballs.
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Re: First world problems
« Reply #70 on: May 03, 2013, 04:48:41 PM »
Been without my Macbook Pro for a week for repairs, might as well throw me in gitmo for the hunger strike. Worst week ever

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Re: First world problems
« Reply #71 on: May 03, 2013, 05:27:03 PM »
Been without my Macbook Pro for a week for repairs, might as well throw me in gitmo for the hunger strike. Worst week ever

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Re: First world problems
« Reply #72 on: May 15, 2013, 08:55:40 PM »
thought i was buying these



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Re: First world problems
« Reply #73 on: May 15, 2013, 09:09:09 PM »
whoa..  :horrorsurprise: those look awesome

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Re: First world problems
« Reply #74 on: May 15, 2013, 10:05:48 PM »
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