Mushroom Hunting

[Dugout DickStone]

A lot of meth heads hunt morels then sell them for cash then they buy more meth, then they go hunt some more which they sell for cash then buy more meth, and so on and so on

Glad they are being useful.  What a great country

[puniraptor]

I bet meth makes you a way more effective mushroom hunter

[steve dave]

A lot of meth heads hunt morels then sell them for cash then they buy more meth, then they go hunt some more which they sell for cash then buy more meth, and so on and so on

there are no losers in this scenario

[Winters]

and the bartender says "hey beaver. you, porcupine and turtle didn't just go mushroom hunting did you"?
"why yes we did" said the beaver "how did you know"
the bartender looked up and said "you just looked a a group of fun guys to me"

 

[puniraptor]

anyone here hunt burls? the one episode of intervention I watched was about a methhead who would get high and run into the forest to hunt burls.

[Dugout DickStone]

A lot of meth heads hunt morels then sell them for cash then they buy more meth, then they go hunt some more which they sell for cash then buy more meth, and so on and so on

there are no losers in this scenario

My point exactly.  Except maybe the mushrooms and the non-meth aided mushroom hunters who get beat to the mushrooms by the far more effective meth using hunters.  But that's pretty minor.

[steve dave]

A lot of meth heads hunt morels then sell them for cash then they buy more meth, then they go hunt some more which they sell for cash then buy more meth, and so on and so on

there are no losers in this scenario

My point exactly.  Except maybe the mushrooms and the non-meth aided mushroom hunters who get beat to the mushrooms by the far more effective meth using hunters.  But that's pretty minor.

those pud 'room hunters know the solution. it's not like there is drug testing in 'shrooming.

[star seed 7]

mushrooms are disgusting

[8manpick]

A lot of meth heads hunt morels then sell them for cash then they buy more meth, then they go hunt some more which they sell for cash then buy more meth, and so on and so on

Why wouldn't they just trip on the shrooms?

[Pete]

I buy them most years.  I will probably drop $150 on them a year.

[EllRobersonisInnocent]

A lot of meth heads hunt morels then sell them for cash then they buy more meth, then they go hunt some more which they sell for cash then buy more meth, and so on and so on

Why wouldn't they just trip on the shrooms?

Meth heads like meth and nothing else I think

[asava]

Sounds like Pete needs to find himself some meth-head morel hunters.

[ben ji]

Sounds like Pete needs to find himself some meth-head morel hunters.

I bet he could spend $75 on meth and find way more than $150 worth of morels.

Not to mention all the exercise!

[The Tonya Harding of Twitter Users Creep]

Meth heads these days have no sense of morelity

[jtksu]

Meth heads these days have no sense of morelity

Is there no sport that hasn't been tainted by PEDs?!   Also, I bet a methed up Lance Armstrong would be the best mushroom hunter ever.

[Dugout DickStone]

Meth heads these days have no sense of morelity

 

[Mr Bread]

anyone here hunt burls? the one episode of intervention I watched was about a methhead who would get high and run into the forest to hunt burls.

tree tumors?  gross

[Emo EMAW]

I've always wanted to go orchid hunting.  That sounds fun.

[Dugout DickStone]

I've always wanted to go orchid hunting.  That sounds fun.

You should re-read the title of this thread orchid boy.

[Emo EMAW]

I've always wanted to go orchid hunting.  That sounds fun.

You should re-read the title of this thread orchid boy.

I read it and then I read it again.  Still want to go orchid hunting.  Sorry 'stone.

[puniraptor]

My buddy captured all these mofos. About to take them to pound town (first time )

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[8manpick]

My buddy captured all these mofos. About to take them to pound town (first time )

Pretty sure it's "boom town"

[jtksu]

My buddy captured all these mofos. About to take them to pound town (first time )

Pretty sure it's "boom town"

Maybe him and his buddy plan on sexing them up? Who are you to judge?

[8manpick]

My buddy captured all these mofos. About to take them to pound town (first time )

Pretty sure it's "boom town"

Maybe him and his buddy plan on sexing them up? Who are you to judge?

Good luck going to pound town while you're in boom town. Pretty sure those Venn diagrams don't intersect.

[puniraptor]

My buddy captured all these mofos. About to take them to pound town (first time )

Pretty sure it's "boom town"

Maybe him and his buddy plan on sexing them up? Who are you to judge?

Good luck going to pound town while you're in boom town. Pretty sure those Venn diagrams don't intersect.

I always forget if I'm supposed to use forum hosted or tapatalk hosted. Answer: tapatalk.

They were very good.  Rich/delicate nutty earthy meaty flavor. Prepped by tossing in flour and salt and pepper and pan frying in oil.