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[Shacks]

I love gronk more than I've loved anyone ever.   He is perfect.  He is the new tom cruise.

Except taller, more handsome, and probably a better athlete too.

Also (probably) doesn't believe in Scientology

[bones129]

I love gronk more than I've loved anyone ever.   He is perfect.  He is the new tom cruise.

Except taller, more handsome, and probably a better athlete too.

Better athlete, no doubt. Just watch Cruise hitting fungoes in "A Few Good Men." Pathetic.

[pvegs]

Rob is a troglodyte.  If his brother is good, awesome.  The rest of this thread is worthless.

[MixBerryCrunch]

Rob is a troglodyte.  If his brother is good, awesome.  The rest of this thread is worthless.

Lifetime ban effective immediately.

[Asteriskhead]

Rob is a troglodyte.  If his brother is good, awesome.  The rest of this thread is worthless.

Kim Carnes is better at this than you are.

[The Tonya Harding of Twitter Users Creep]

i want a black card pretty bad, guys.

[CNS]

i want a black card pretty bad, guys.

What's the mileage sitch on a black card?  How often can you churn them?

[steve dave]

They are bullshit. They offer nothing more than concierge and access at some lounges.

[The Tonya Harding of Twitter Users Creep]

They are bullshit. They offer nothing more than concierge and access at some lounges.

not big lounge guy. nevermind.

[CNS]

They are bullshit. They offer nothing more than concierge and access at some lounges.

Man, that is a worthless joke.  I mean, who won't let Gronk and the other black card types into a lounge because he doesn't have some stupid card? 


No one!  That's who!

[Asteriskhead]

They are bullshit. They offer nothing more than concierge and access at some lounges.

Man, that is a worthless joke.  I mean, who won't let Gronk and the other black card types into a lounge because he doesn't have some stupid card? 


No one!  That's who!

Gronk lives by Trim 3:16. Nothing emobodies this more than assuming bartender duties in the Kite's Legends Room last Saturday night, was pouring drinks so fast he made Tom Cruise in Cocktail look like a total pud.

(Only bartender I've seen with more talent, athleticism and handsomeness is our own Jakesie60)

[steve dave]

I think we MAY be talking about different types of lounges

[Blackcats]

i want a black card pretty bad, guys.

Not hard to get. Just throw $250,000 (and pay it off) on your AmEx a year. Boom, black card.

[CNS]

I think we MAY be talking about different types of lounges

Probably.  I don't have the black card.

[The Tonya Harding of Twitter Users Creep]

i want a black card pretty bad, guys.

Not hard to get. Just throw $250,000 (and pay it off) on your AmEx a year. Boom, black card.

how strict is the pay it off rule?

[Dugout DickStone]

I think we MAY be talking about different types of lounges

Either one is letting gronk in.

[Blackcats]

i want a black card pretty bad, guys.

Not hard to get. Just throw $250,000 (and pay it off) on your AmEx a year. Boom, black card.

how strict is the pay it off rule?

It's a "charge" card, not a "credit" card. Once a month your balance is paid off or they shut the card off till your balance is zero, or you shift the balance to your platinum card.

[steve dave]

I think we MAY be talking about different types of lounges

Either one is letting gronk in.

no, an airline lounge would love nothing more than to block that stud from getting in. they flaunt blocking celebrities.

[Blackcats]

I think we MAY be talking about different types of lounges

Either one is letting gronk in.

no, an airline lounge would love nothing more than to block that stud from getting in. they flaunt blocking celebrities.

Seen it happen. It got ugly.

[SkinnyBenny]

Take it to the churning thread you weirdos.

[Dugout DickStone]

I think we MAY be talking about different types of lounges

Either one is letting gronk in.

no, an airline lounge would love nothing more than to block that stud from getting in. they flaunt blocking celebrities.

I am sure gronk has a ton of miles

[Rage Against the McKee]

I think Gronk would probably just give any bozo who tries to keep him out of the lounge the treatment until he gets in.

[pissclams]

i have a friend with a black card, they're actually made of titanium, very cool sounding when you flop it on a bar to pay your tab.

[The Tonya Harding of Twitter Users Creep]

i have a friend with a black card, they're actually made of titanium, very cool sounding when you flop it on a bar to pay your tab.

Send me the link?

[hatingfrancisco]

Totally failed the Gronk test last week.  Stood in line behind Rob at the Union and thought to myself who the eff is this guy and that this is quite possibly what beast mode looks like IRL.