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Re: MHgronK Master Thread: Now With More GRONK
« Reply #50 on: April 30, 2013, 08:05:54 AM »
I wish I was a Gronk  :frown:

Cheer up IRL friend SD, I'm sure there are lots of people in the third world who wish they were SD.


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Re: MHgronK Master Thread: Now With More GRONK
« Reply #52 on: April 30, 2013, 10:35:03 AM »
Guys- Do you think it's possible to Gronk too hard?!  Like if a guy wasn't properly conditioned and tried to Gronk out with the brothers, do you think he would die or something? When I die, I think I would like to go out Gronking.

Dead Gronk >>> Dead Drunk

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Re: MHgronK Master Thread: Now With More GRONK
« Reply #53 on: April 30, 2013, 09:11:47 PM »
Add buying a hummer with your black card, for your little brother, while hammered to the list of Gronk things.

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Re: Re: MHgronK Master Thread: Now With More GRONK
« Reply #54 on: April 30, 2013, 09:42:43 PM »
Add buying a hummer with your black card, for your little brother, while hammered to the list of Gronk things.

Oh man.  What a Gronkstar family.

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Re: MHgronK Master Thread: Now With More GRONK
« Reply #55 on: April 30, 2013, 10:17:57 PM »
Oh man. Just imagine what baby Gronk would have gotten if he had spiked the ball.

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Re: MHgronK Master Thread: Now With More GRONK
« Reply #56 on: April 30, 2013, 10:51:43 PM »
Oh man. Just imagine what baby Gronk would have gotten if he had spiked the ball.

Yeah but Old Man Snyder would have benched his ass til like week 3.

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Re: MHgronK Master Thread: Now With More GRONK
« Reply #57 on: April 30, 2013, 10:53:34 PM »
Oh man. Just imagine what baby Gronk would have gotten if he had spiked the ball.

Yeah but Old Man Snyder would have benched his ass til like week 3.

Definitely true. Hummer is sufficient.

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Re: MHgronK Master Thread: Now With More GRONK
« Reply #58 on: April 30, 2013, 11:15:52 PM »
Add buying a hummer with your black card, for your little brother, while hammered to the list of Gronk things.

Hope the NCAA doesn't consider that an impermissible benefit :ohno:

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Re: MHgronK Master Thread: Now With More GRONK
« Reply #59 on: April 30, 2013, 11:18:39 PM »
Add buying a hummer with your black card, for your little brother, while hammered to the list of Gronk things.

Hope the NCAA doesn't consider that an impermissible benefit :ohno:

Unless they can prove that one of them is an impostor Gronk, I think we will be okay.

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Re: MHgronK Master Thread: Now With More GRONK
« Reply #60 on: April 30, 2013, 11:21:07 PM »
Also, add walk in to a bar on a Sunday afternoon and the first words out of your mouth are, "I'll take 65 shots" to the list of Gronk things.

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Re: MHgronK Master Thread: Now With More GRONK
« Reply #61 on: April 30, 2013, 11:22:53 PM »
Also, add walk in to a bar on a Sunday afternoon and the first words out of your mouth are, "I'll take 65 shots" to the list of Gronk things.

But I thought he loved 69?!  :confused:

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Re: MHgronK Master Thread: Now With More GRONK
« Reply #62 on: April 30, 2013, 11:26:05 PM »
Also, add walk in to a bar on a Sunday afternoon and the first words out of your mouth are, "I'll take 65 shots" to the list of Gronk things.

But I thought he loved 69?!  :confused:

I'm not a Gronk. I don't know.

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Re: MHgronK Master Thread: Now With More GRONK
« Reply #63 on: April 30, 2013, 11:27:17 PM »
Also, add walk in to a bar on a Sunday afternoon and the first words out of your mouth are, "I'll take 65 shots" to the list of Gronk things.

But I thought he loved 69?!  :confused:

He had four while pre-gaming

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Re: MHgronK Master Thread: Now With More GRONK
« Reply #64 on: April 30, 2013, 11:44:28 PM »
Add buying a hummer with your black card, for your little brother, while hammered to the list of Gronk things.

Hope the NCAA doesn't consider that an impermissible benefit :ohno:

 Big Bro Gronk is a family member. Should not be a problem.

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Re: MHgronK Master Thread: Now With More GRONK
« Reply #65 on: May 01, 2013, 03:47:48 AM »
Add buying a hummer with your black card, for your little brother, while hammered to the list of Gronk things.

Oh man, did this really happen?

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Re: MHgronK Master Thread: Now With More GRONK
« Reply #66 on: May 01, 2013, 06:52:40 AM »
Add buying a hummer with your black card, for your little brother, while hammered to the list of Gronk things.
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Re: MHgronK Master Thread: Now With More GRONK
« Reply #67 on: May 01, 2013, 09:01:28 AM »
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Re: MHgronK Master Thread: Now With More GRONK
« Reply #68 on: May 01, 2013, 09:03:01 AM »
Full disclosure: a Gronk song is highly likely at some point in his career. How many is too many?

I don't know. They would probably start getting a little bit old when you release #101.

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Re: MHgronK Master Thread: Now With More GRONK
« Reply #69 on: May 01, 2013, 09:25:12 AM »
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Re: MHgronK Master Thread: Now With More GRONK
« Reply #70 on: May 01, 2013, 10:26:42 PM »
Add buying a hummer with your black card, for your little brother, while hammered to the list of Gronk things.

Oh man, did this really happen?

Yup, called up somebody at Briggs on Sunday (while they were closed) and had somebody meet them out there to pick it up.

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Re: MHgronK Master Thread: Now With More GRONK
« Reply #71 on: May 01, 2013, 10:47:00 PM »
I love gronk more than I've loved anyone ever.   He is perfect.  He is the new tom cruise.

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Re: MHgronK Master Thread: Now With More GRONK
« Reply #72 on: May 01, 2013, 11:35:12 PM »
I love gronk more than I've loved anyone ever.   He is perfect.  He is the new tom cruise.

crap, you and I agree.

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Re: MHgronK Master Thread: Now With More GRONK
« Reply #73 on: May 01, 2013, 11:37:32 PM »
I love gronk more than I've loved anyone ever.   He is perfect.  He is the new tom cruise.

Except taller, more handsome, and probably a better athlete too.

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Re: MHgronK Master Thread: Now With More GRONK
« Reply #74 on: May 01, 2013, 11:46:37 PM »

The collective GRONK potential and possibilities are endless. Sky's the limit.