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Re: Common Sense
« Reply #150 on: May 24, 2013, 02:22:23 PM »
That's like saying your anus isn't part of your butt.

Yeah pretty sure if we were Venn diagramming, we would have a large circle titled "vagina" and a smaller circle titled "urethra" and it would be inside the "vagina" circle. Yeah i rough ridin' know you don't pee out of your baby slash penis door, Mrs. Gooch. gmafb here. and don't give me this crap about you knowing more because you have one. who spends more time with their face half an inch away from one? yeah.

Really? Do you know what it feels like to have a penis in your vagina and then you can feel that the place that the penis is located is not the place where urine comes out?

lol no
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Re: Common Sense
« Reply #151 on: May 24, 2013, 02:27:39 PM »
That's like saying your anus isn't part of your butt.

Yeah pretty sure if we were Venn diagramming, we would have a large circle titled "vagina" and a smaller circle titled "urethra" and it would be inside the "vagina" circle. Yeah i rough ridin' know you don't pee out of your baby slash penis door, Mrs. Gooch. gmafb here. and don't give me this crap about you knowing more because you have one. who spends more time with their face half an inch away from one? yeah.

Really? Do you know what it feels like to have a penis in your vagina and then you can feel that the place that the penis is located is not the place where urine comes out?

This is exactly my point when I said..."Yup, penises are better."  I only have to worry about stuff coming out of where I pee, not going into it.  #Logistics
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Re: Common Sense
« Reply #152 on: May 24, 2013, 02:29:12 PM »
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Re: Common Sense
« Reply #153 on: May 24, 2013, 02:29:49 PM »
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Re: Common Sense
« Reply #154 on: May 24, 2013, 02:30:57 PM »
Now I don't feel so bad for always skipping Sex Ed in middle school. I'm learning all I need to know right here!

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Re: Common Sense
« Reply #155 on: May 24, 2013, 02:34:06 PM »
And eff you assholes for making my talk about penises inside of vaginas on a family blog while BBSing from my work computer.

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Re: Common Sense
« Reply #156 on: May 24, 2013, 02:35:35 PM »
And eff you assholes for making my talk about penises inside of vaginas on a family blog while BBSing from my work computer.

This is worthy of a raise in my clinical opinion.
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Re: Common Sense
« Reply #157 on: May 24, 2013, 02:52:00 PM »
Mods can we clean some of this filth up?  Or at least put a word filter on Mrs Gooch?


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Common Sense
« Reply #158 on: May 24, 2013, 03:18:19 PM »
I guess we learned that female anatomy defies common sense :ck:

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Re: Common Sense
« Reply #159 on: May 24, 2013, 03:20:13 PM »

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Re: Common Sense
« Reply #160 on: May 24, 2013, 03:35:59 PM »
Mrs. Bf is a MD and says Mrs. Gooch is full of crap.

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Re: Common Sense
« Reply #161 on: May 24, 2013, 03:45:47 PM »
Mrs. Bf is a MD and says Mrs. Gooch is full of crap.
I am an authority on alcohol, and I say Mrs. Gooch is 2/3 of the way through the bottle.

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Re: Common Sense
« Reply #162 on: May 24, 2013, 03:49:20 PM »
Mrs. Bf is a MD and says Mrs. Gooch is full of crap.

She said it's not possible to feel a penis inside of a vagina?

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Re: Common Sense
« Reply #163 on: May 24, 2013, 03:54:42 PM »
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Re: Common Sense
« Reply #164 on: May 24, 2013, 04:05:56 PM »
Mrs. Bf is a MD and says Mrs. Gooch is full of crap.

She said it's not possible to feel a penis inside of a vagina?

what does that have to do with the price of pee in china?

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Re: Common Sense
« Reply #165 on: May 24, 2013, 04:07:04 PM »
Mrs. Bf is a MD and says Mrs. Gooch is full of crap.

She said it's not possible to feel a penis inside of a vagina?

That's beside the point.  You are saying you (as a female) can pee standing straight up without any dribbles.  I'm going to have to call shenanigans on this one.

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Re: Common Sense
« Reply #166 on: May 24, 2013, 04:11:41 PM »
Mrs. Bf is a MD and says Mrs. Gooch is full of crap.

She said it's not possible to feel a penis inside of a vagina?

That's beside the point.  You are saying you (as a female) can pee standing straight up without any dribbles.  I'm going to have to call shenanigans on this one.

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Re: Common Sense
« Reply #167 on: May 24, 2013, 04:15:24 PM »
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Re: Common Sense
« Reply #168 on: May 24, 2013, 04:16:47 PM »
I like how BF has been a SAHD one day now and Shenanigans has already replaced Bullshit.

Change is scary.

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Re: Common Sense
« Reply #169 on: May 24, 2013, 04:17:56 PM »
mods please change the name of this thread
I think what my friend Mitch is trying to say is that true love is blind.

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Re: Common Sense
« Reply #170 on: May 24, 2013, 04:18:55 PM »
Gooch is going to be so mad at us you guys  :frown:

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Re: Common Sense
« Reply #171 on: May 24, 2013, 04:22:00 PM »
I'd never talk penises/vaginas with another man's wife

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Re: Common Sense
« Reply #172 on: May 24, 2013, 04:27:55 PM »
Gooch is going to be so mad at us you guys  :frown:

Do you really think this is worse than all the dick pics I received?

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Re: Common Sense
« Reply #173 on: May 24, 2013, 07:48:36 PM »
I'd never talk penises/vaginas with another man's wife

Quite the opposite for me.   I enjoy it.
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Re: Re: Common Sense
« Reply #174 on: May 24, 2013, 07:50:38 PM »
I'd never talk penises/vaginas with another man's wife

Quite the opposite for me.   I enjoy it.

Gooch is gonna kick your home wrecking ass, seven.
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