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Re: Common Sense
« Reply #125 on: May 24, 2013, 10:46:36 AM »
LOL at the fact that you guys think it is perfectly ok for a guy to pee in the shower but not a girl.

Yup...penises are better.
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Re: Common Sense
« Reply #126 on: May 24, 2013, 11:22:44 AM »
LOL at the fact that you guys think it is perfectly ok for a guy to pee in the shower but not a girl.

Yup...penises are better.

Penises are precision instruments.  Like a piss rifle.  "Oh, you want me to pee on that specific spot and no where else, no problem, no problem at all. :thumbs:"  Vaginas are like piss landmines.  "It's everywhere! My god it's on her leg!! :runaway:"  What a catastrophe those things are. 
My prescience is fully engorged.  It throbs with righteous accuracy.  I am sated.

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Re: Common Sense
« Reply #127 on: May 24, 2013, 11:24:35 AM »
LOL at the fact that you guys think it is perfectly ok for a guy to pee in the shower but not a girl.

Yup...penises are better.

Penises are precision instruments.  Like a piss rifle.  "Oh, you want me to pee on that specific spot and no where else, no problem, no problem at all. :thumbs:"  Vaginas are like piss landmines.  "It's everywhere! My god it's on her leg!! :runaway:"  What a catastrophe those things are.

 :facepalm:
http://shine.yahoo.com/love-sex/women-dont-pee-out-of-their-vaginas-and-other-things-you-might-not-know-2460876.html

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Re: Common Sense
« Reply #128 on: May 24, 2013, 11:28:45 AM »
LOL at the fact that you guys think it is perfectly ok for a guy to pee in the shower but not a girl.

Yup...penises are better.

Penises are precision instruments.  Like a piss rifle.  "Oh, you want me to pee on that specific spot and no where else, no problem, no problem at all. :thumbs:"  Vaginas are like piss landmines.  "It's everywhere! My god it's on her leg!! :runaway:"  What a catastrophe those things are.

 :facepalm:
http://shine.yahoo.com/love-sex/women-dont-pee-out-of-their-vaginas-and-other-things-you-might-not-know-2460876.html

You don't consider your urethra to be part of your vagina setup?  I'd have to respectfully disagree.  If it isn't then neither is the clitoris and then you're just talking crazy.  Mostly you're just proving the point though.  What a train wreck that is. 
My prescience is fully engorged.  It throbs with righteous accuracy.  I am sated.

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Re: Common Sense
« Reply #129 on: May 24, 2013, 11:33:11 AM »
Mrs. Gooch is trying to fit in here, guys. Just let her pee all over her legs and stuff because it's ok because she's in the shower. T's & P's, Gooch

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Re: Common Sense
« Reply #130 on: May 24, 2013, 11:51:50 AM »
LOL at the fact that you guys think it is perfectly ok for a guy to pee in the shower but not a girl.

Yup...penises are better.

Penises are precision instruments.  Like a piss rifle.  "Oh, you want me to pee on that specific spot and no where else, no problem, no problem at all. :thumbs:"  Vaginas are like piss landmines.  "It's everywhere! My god it's on her leg!! :runaway:"  What a catastrophe those things are.

 :facepalm:
http://shine.yahoo.com/love-sex/women-dont-pee-out-of-their-vaginas-and-other-things-you-might-not-know-2460876.html

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Re: Common Sense
« Reply #131 on: May 24, 2013, 12:47:33 PM »
I've seen a girl pee in the shower  :dunno:
Hyperbolic partisan duplicitous hypocrite

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Re: Common Sense
« Reply #132 on: May 24, 2013, 12:49:01 PM »
I've seen a girl pee in the shower  :dunno:

I'm sure she didn't pee all over her legs either. And I'm double sure the pee didn't come out of her vagina.

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Re: Common Sense
« Reply #133 on: May 24, 2013, 01:13:13 PM »
I've seen a girl pee in the shower  :dunno:

I'm sure she didn't pee all over her legs either. And I'm double sure the pee didn't come out of her vagina.
Seen both all over her legs and not all over her legs personally.  And I pee in the shower because my shower drain literally goes right to the same pipe as the toilet so who cares?

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Re: Common Sense
« Reply #134 on: May 24, 2013, 01:15:39 PM »
I've seen a girl pee in the shower  :dunno:

I'm sure she didn't pee all over her legs either. And I'm double sure the pee didn't come out of her vagina.

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I think what my friend Mitch is trying to say is that true love is blind.

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Re: Common Sense
« Reply #135 on: May 24, 2013, 01:17:59 PM »
I've seen a girl pee in the shower  :dunno:

I'm sorry to hear that seven.
My prescience is fully engorged.  It throbs with righteous accuracy.  I am sated.

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Re: Common Sense
« Reply #136 on: May 24, 2013, 01:29:10 PM »
LOL at the fact that you guys think it is perfectly ok for a guy to pee in the shower but not a girl.

Yup...penises are better.

Penises are precision instruments.  Like a piss rifle.  "Oh, you want me to pee on that specific spot and no where else, no problem, no problem at all. :thumbs:"  Vaginas are like piss landmines.  "It's everywhere! My god it's on her leg!! :runaway:"  What a catastrophe those things are.

 :facepalm:
http://shine.yahoo.com/love-sex/women-dont-pee-out-of-their-vaginas-and-other-things-you-might-not-know-2460876.html

You don't consider your urethra to be part of your vagina setup?  I'd have to respectfully disagree.  If it isn't then neither is the clitoris and then you're just talking crazy.  Mostly you're just proving the point though.  What a train wreck that is.

Who do you think is more of an authority on this subject? You or someone who actually has a vagina?

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Re: Common Sense
« Reply #137 on: May 24, 2013, 01:41:39 PM »
I'm really sorry that I caused this thread to take such a drastic turn.

Now that we've established that some posters here know nothing about female genitalia, let's get back to other common sense issues.

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Re: Common Sense
« Reply #138 on: May 24, 2013, 01:42:04 PM »
That's like saying your anus isn't part of your butt. 
My prescience is fully engorged.  It throbs with righteous accuracy.  I am sated.

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Re: Common Sense
« Reply #139 on: May 24, 2013, 01:46:03 PM »
The old adage goes: "two in the pink one in the stink."  The thumb can be used as a "juicer"...what do I do with the urethra?  This is earth shattering and changes my very perception of the world.  I'll hang up and listen off-air.
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Re: Common Sense
« Reply #140 on: May 24, 2013, 01:53:09 PM »
That's like saying your anus isn't part of your butt.

 :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

Possible standardized test question:

Urethra is to vagina as:
A) Anus is to butt
B) Junk is to trunk
C) Bag is to tea
D) Arm is to leg
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Re: Common Sense
« Reply #141 on: May 24, 2013, 01:54:44 PM »
This is great stuff.

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Re: Common Sense
« Reply #142 on: May 24, 2013, 01:57:05 PM »
The old adage goes: "two in the pink one in the stink."  The thumb can be used as a "juicer"...what do I do with the urethra?  This is earth shattering and changes my very perception of the world.  I'll hang up and listen off-air.

Ewww! That how UTI's are caused (that's Urinary Tract Infection for those you you who are not medically savvy).

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Re: Common Sense
« Reply #143 on: May 24, 2013, 02:01:30 PM »
That's like saying your anus isn't part of your butt.

Yeah pretty sure if we were Venn diagramming, we would have a large circle titled "vagina" and a smaller circle titled "urethra" and it would be inside the "vagina" circle. Yeah i rough ridin' know you don't pee out of your baby slash penis door, Mrs. Gooch. gmafb here. and don't give me this crap about you knowing more because you have one. who spends more time with their face half an inch away from one? yeah.

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Re: Common Sense
« Reply #144 on: May 24, 2013, 02:03:19 PM »
That's like saying your anus isn't part of your butt.

Yeah pretty sure if we were Venn diagramming, we would have a large circle titled "vagina" and a smaller circle titled "urethra" and it would be inside the "vagina" circle. Yeah i rough ridin' know you don't pee out of your baby slash penis door, Mrs. Gooch. gmafb here. and don't give me this crap about you knowing more because you have one. who spends more time with their face half an inch away from one? yeah.

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I think what my friend Mitch is trying to say is that true love is blind.

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Re: Common Sense
« Reply #145 on: May 24, 2013, 02:05:08 PM »
I think it's possible that you guys just don't know the proper terminology because you were brought up talking about a girl's "naughty parts" as a whole.

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Re: Common Sense
« Reply #146 on: May 24, 2013, 02:06:03 PM »
I kept wondering why this thread was getting bumped and now I'm so happy I checked out this last page. :lol:

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Re: Common Sense
« Reply #147 on: May 24, 2013, 02:08:09 PM »
I kept wondering why this thread was getting bumped and now I'm so happy I checked out this last page. :lol:

That's the exact opposite of how I feel.

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Re: Common Sense
« Reply #148 on: May 24, 2013, 02:14:20 PM »
i dont like calling lady parts by their proper names because they make me giggle.
I think what my friend Mitch is trying to say is that true love is blind.

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Re: Common Sense
« Reply #149 on: May 24, 2013, 02:21:30 PM »
That's like saying your anus isn't part of your butt.

Yeah pretty sure if we were Venn diagramming, we would have a large circle titled "vagina" and a smaller circle titled "urethra" and it would be inside the "vagina" circle. Yeah i rough ridin' know you don't pee out of your baby slash penis door, Mrs. Gooch. gmafb here. and don't give me this crap about you knowing more because you have one. who spends more time with their face half an inch away from one? yeah.

Really? Do you know what it feels like to have a penis in your vagina and then you can feel that the place that the penis is located is not the place where urine comes out?