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Re: Planning weddings
« Reply #250 on: January 02, 2014, 12:59:37 PM »
Register at Target

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Re: Planning weddings
« Reply #251 on: January 02, 2014, 01:02:14 PM »
what goes on a "no kids" wedding? what makes it not ok for kids? are there chippendales or what's going on here?

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Re: Planning weddings
« Reply #252 on: January 02, 2014, 01:21:22 PM »
You know what really pisses me right the hell off?  When I go somewhere with my adorable little kid and no one pays attention.  He usually just sits on my lap adorably, but sometimes he also will read a book with me or I'll let him look through pics of us on my phone.  Most times we do that he smiles and sometimes says "daddy!" or "hello!" and laughs.

Bottom line, this is adorable.  People follow those twitter feeds with adorable kid stuff and viral youtube vines and what not and it is right in front of their face and do I even get a compliment for raising a great kid?  The future of America?  A well behaved youngster?

Nope.

Is it any wonder that there is a line half way up the aisle every basketball game so parents can take their children to sit on Snyder Santa's lap, take a pic, have him ask them about their studies and sign something to memorialize the encounter and an extra special place in their child's heart?  IS IT?

Well, no.  It isn't much of a wonder at all.  Because this whole damn country has gone to hell because of people that don't love kids in general, but my kid in specific, and think that they are just God's gift to society because they can poop in toilets and legally drink and what not.

wait, son of KK is talking now? I can only assume he knows how to type as well?
I think what my friend Mitch is trying to say is that true love is blind.

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Re: Planning weddings
« Reply #253 on: January 02, 2014, 01:38:39 PM »
what goes on a "no kids" wedding? what makes it not ok for kids? are there chippendales or what's going on here?

people enjoy themselves

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Re: Planning weddings
« Reply #254 on: January 02, 2014, 02:08:40 PM »
what goes on a "no kids" wedding? what makes it not ok for kids? are there chippendales or what's going on here?

people enjoy themselves

oh snap
"walking around mhk and crying in the rain because of love lost is the absolute purest and best thing in the world.  i hope i fall in love during the next few weeks and get my heart broken and it starts raining just to experience it one last time."   --Dlew12

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Re: Planning weddings
« Reply #255 on: January 02, 2014, 02:15:43 PM »
Register at Target


Any particular reason? Also what are the best/worst wedding gifts you guys got? Could be interesting. :Wha:
"walking around mhk and crying in the rain because of love lost is the absolute purest and best thing in the world.  i hope i fall in love during the next few weeks and get my heart broken and it starts raining just to experience it one last time."   --Dlew12

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Re: Planning weddings
« Reply #256 on: January 02, 2014, 02:19:00 PM »
Register at Target


Any particular reason? Also what is the best/worst wedding gifts you guys got?  :Wha:

everyone has a Target, not everyone has a BB&B or whatever.   Also, very easy to return unwanted ur duplicate gifts to Target for store credit.

China is worthless (tried to tell my wife)
Best gift:   Hate to say it, but money.    We paid off most of our honeymoon that way.   I really didn't need/want all the kitchen crap and knicknacks you have to pick to fill out a registry.

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Re: Planning weddings
« Reply #257 on: January 02, 2014, 02:20:43 PM »
Yeah. I would love to do just straight cash but our honeymoon is basically free already and I think people know that so it might be considered gauche or whatevs.
"walking around mhk and crying in the rain because of love lost is the absolute purest and best thing in the world.  i hope i fall in love during the next few weeks and get my heart broken and it starts raining just to experience it one last time."   --Dlew12

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Re: Planning weddings
« Reply #258 on: January 02, 2014, 02:44:47 PM »
Yeah. I would love to do just straight cash but our honeymoon is basically free already and I think people know that so it might be considered gauche or whatevs.
good way to see what you are worth to them tho, imo

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Re: Planning weddings
« Reply #259 on: January 02, 2014, 03:00:44 PM »
Yeah. I would love to do just straight cash but our honeymoon is basically free already and I think people know that so it might be considered gauche or whatevs.

yeah, the secret is to not put a TON of things on your registry, so people who buy late might be more apt to say screw it, give them cash, and to register at a place like Target where you can shop for everyday needs with the store credit from returns.

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Re: Planning weddings
« Reply #260 on: January 02, 2014, 03:14:46 PM »
what goes on a "no kids" wedding? what makes it not ok for kids? are there chippendales or what's going on here?

people enjoy themselves

oh course they do. it's a wedding, dork. every normal person has fun at a wedding.

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Re: Planning weddings
« Reply #261 on: January 02, 2014, 03:17:52 PM »
what goes on a "no kids" wedding? what makes it not ok for kids? are there chippendales or what's going on here?

people enjoy themselves

 :lol:

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Re: Planning weddings
« Reply #262 on: January 03, 2014, 08:49:21 PM »
Going to have my cousin preside over the wedding. Currently getting her a phony-baloney internet certificate from the same website where Conan O'Brien was ordained. Here is a list of other elite celebs who have been ordained in the Universal Life Church.

http://www.universallifechurchministers.org/


The internet is amazing.
"walking around mhk and crying in the rain because of love lost is the absolute purest and best thing in the world.  i hope i fall in love during the next few weeks and get my heart broken and it starts raining just to experience it one last time."   --Dlew12

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Re: Planning weddings
« Reply #263 on: January 08, 2014, 03:59:21 PM »
Mystery solved guys.


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Re: Planning weddings
« Reply #264 on: January 08, 2014, 04:10:54 PM »
Carter is such a goof! :D
"walking around mhk and crying in the rain because of love lost is the absolute purest and best thing in the world.  i hope i fall in love during the next few weeks and get my heart broken and it starts raining just to experience it one last time."   --Dlew12

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Re: Planning weddings
« Reply #265 on: January 08, 2014, 04:12:51 PM »
Going to have my cousin preside over the wedding. Currently getting her a phony-baloney internet certificate from the same website where Conan O'Brien was ordained. Here is a list of other elite celebs who have been ordained in the Universal Life Church.

http://www.universallifechurchministers.org/


The internet is amazing.

what a unique idea! It's going to be a very special day, skinny benny.

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Re: Planning weddings
« Reply #266 on: January 08, 2014, 04:31:26 PM »
oh man conan wedding or john bobbitt wedding would be so good
"walking around mhk and crying in the rain because of love lost is the absolute purest and best thing in the world.  i hope i fall in love during the next few weeks and get my heart broken and it starts raining just to experience it one last time."   --Dlew12

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Re: Planning weddings
« Reply #267 on: February 18, 2014, 08:41:10 AM »
what's up, everybody in this thread?  :gocho:

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Re: Planning weddings
« Reply #268 on: February 18, 2014, 08:51:10 AM »
 :Wha:
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Re: Planning weddings
« Reply #269 on: February 18, 2014, 09:06:53 AM »
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Re: Planning weddings
« Reply #270 on: February 18, 2014, 09:12:33 AM »
'grats, mocat

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Re: Planning weddings
« Reply #271 on: February 18, 2014, 09:13:55 AM »
Congrats!  :party:

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Re: Planning weddings
« Reply #272 on: February 18, 2014, 09:16:15 AM »
getting married in May, guys. coming down the home stretch and she is losing her mind  :sdeek:

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Re: Planning weddings
« Reply #273 on: February 18, 2014, 09:17:11 AM »
good job guys

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Re: Planning weddings
« Reply #274 on: February 18, 2014, 09:22:22 AM »
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