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Re: Monsanto: A Great American Company
« Reply #25 on: March 20, 2013, 09:02:15 AM »
In Mexico they shoot Monsanto representatives. 
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Re: Monsanto: A Great American Company
« Reply #26 on: March 20, 2013, 09:02:54 AM »
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Re: Monsanto: A Great American Company
« Reply #27 on: March 20, 2013, 09:28:27 AM »
Quote from: Emo EMAW on March 20, 2013, 09:02:54 AM
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I am in the industry and have heard a few farmers bitch about it. Pisses me off. Monsanto made even the worst farmers good farmers with RR. The best farmers are probably the ones that should have the biggest beef with Monsanto. Monsanto leveled the playing field.
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Re: Monsanto: A Great American Company
« Reply #28 on: March 20, 2013, 09:34:42 AM »
Well one time I was driving with my relative and we drove by this wheat field that had a ton of weeds in it.  He just shook his head and was like "Emo I don't even know how these guys are still in business, I just don't get it! :facepalm:"
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Re: Monsanto: A Great American Company
« Reply #29 on: March 20, 2013, 09:37:56 AM »
Quote from: steve dave on March 20, 2013, 08:48:39 AM
Quote from: Emo EMAW on March 20, 2013, 08:47:09 AM
Is Monsanto the company that came up with that Roundup resistant soybean?

Someone I might be related to always holds back some beans in the fall to plan the next summer.  You're not supposed to do that because you're supposed to buy their beans for seed and pay some "technology fee."  He says eff that!

I think I know your relative, is his name EVERY FARMER ON THE ENTIRE PLANET?

I just blew snot out of my nose.
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Re: Monsanto: A Great American Company
« Reply #30 on: March 20, 2013, 09:38:35 AM »
Also pro-tip for dobbers:  farmers bitch about everything.  It's what you do when you can't control the variables that could make or break you. 
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Re: Monsanto: A Great American Company
« Reply #31 on: March 20, 2013, 09:48:13 AM »
Everyone I've ever worked with at Monsanto has been great.  And didn't their former CEO or something just become head of the FDA? 
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« Reply #32 on: March 20, 2013, 10:10:14 AM »
Oh what's that? Imma invent a super crop that grows anywhere probably even mars? Don't mind if I do.

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Re: Monsanto: A Great American Company
« Reply #33 on: March 20, 2013, 10:10:35 AM »
Clip from "Food, Inc"

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« Reply #34 on: March 20, 2013, 10:14:45 AM »
Quote from: Bloodfart on March 20, 2013, 09:02:15 AM
In Mexico they shoot Monsanto representatives.

My friend in KARL confirmed that small, indigenous and terrible farmers in Peru also hate them because they threaten their 900 kinds of potatoes. FACT.
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Re: Monsanto: A Great American Company
« Reply #35 on: March 20, 2013, 10:17:24 AM »
well, I don't think they should threaten their 900 kinds of potatos until I've had a chance to try them all and decide which ones I like.
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« Reply #36 on: March 20, 2013, 10:18:22 AM »
Quote from: Monsanto
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« Reply #37 on: March 20, 2013, 10:18:42 AM »
Quote from: steve dave on March 20, 2013, 10:17:24 AM
well, I don't think they should threaten their 900 kinds of potatos until I've had a chance to try them all and decide which ones I like.

They have cocktail potatoes!
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Re: Monsanto: A Great American Company
« Reply #38 on: March 20, 2013, 10:21:19 AM »
Quote from: felix rex on March 20, 2013, 10:18:42 AM
Quote from: steve dave on March 20, 2013, 10:17:24 AM
well, I don't think they should threaten their 900 kinds of potatos until I've had a chance to try them all and decide which ones I like.

They have cocktail potatoes!

why does monsanto hate them?
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Monsanto: A Great American Company
« Reply #39 on: March 20, 2013, 10:25:40 AM »
Quote from: steve dave on March 20, 2013, 10:21:19 AM
Quote from: felix rex on March 20, 2013, 10:18:42 AM
Quote from: steve dave on March 20, 2013, 10:17:24 AM
well, I don't think they should threaten their 900 kinds of potatos until I've had a chance to try them all and decide which ones I like.

They have cocktail potatoes!

why does monsanto hate them?

I'm pretty sure Monsanto is making round up ready cocktail potatoes that will grow on the moon.
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Re: Monsanto: A Great American Company
« Reply #40 on: March 20, 2013, 10:25:53 AM »
Quote from: felix rex on March 20, 2013, 10:14:45 AM
Quote from: Bloodfart on March 20, 2013, 09:02:15 AM
In Mexico they shoot Monsanto representatives.

My friend in KARL confirmed that small, indigenous and terrible farmers in Peru also hate them because they threaten their 900 kinds of potatoes. FACT.

I don't know how widespread the violence in Mexico toward Monsanto is.  I just know that my dad works with a guy that tried his hand at selling seed down there and it didn't turn out how he'd planned.  Most of the time the guy had to take an alternate route from a prospect's farm because of the bullets flying in the general direction of  his truck.
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« Reply #41 on: March 20, 2013, 10:26:08 AM »
THE DARK SIDE OF THE MOON!
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Re: Monsanto: A Great American Company
« Reply #42 on: March 20, 2013, 10:27:37 AM »
Did you guys know they were pioneers of super green LED light production?

Wow! What a company!
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« Reply #43 on: March 20, 2013, 10:28:03 AM »
Quote from: Bloodfart on March 20, 2013, 10:25:53 AM
Quote from: felix rex on March 20, 2013, 10:14:45 AM
Quote from: Bloodfart on March 20, 2013, 09:02:15 AM
In Mexico they shoot Monsanto representatives.

My friend in KARL confirmed that small, indigenous and terrible farmers in Peru also hate them because they threaten their 900 kinds of potatoes. FACT.

I don't know how widespread the violence in Mexico toward Monsanto is.  I just know that my dad works with a guy that tried his hand at selling seed down there and it didn't turn out how he'd planned.  Most of the time the guy had to take an alternate route from a prospect's farm because of the bullets flying in the general direction of  his truck.

Well, it's pretty easy to get shot at in Mexico and land issues are extremely sensitive and volatile but most importantly that sounds made up.
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Re: Monsanto: A Great American Company
« Reply #44 on: March 20, 2013, 10:32:08 AM »
Quote from: felix rex on March 20, 2013, 10:28:03 AM
Quote from: Bloodfart on March 20, 2013, 10:25:53 AM
Quote from: felix rex on March 20, 2013, 10:14:45 AM
Quote from: Bloodfart on March 20, 2013, 09:02:15 AM
In Mexico they shoot Monsanto representatives.

My friend in KARL confirmed that small, indigenous and terrible farmers in Peru also hate them because they threaten their 900 kinds of potatoes. FACT.

I don't know how widespread the violence in Mexico toward Monsanto is.  I just know that my dad works with a guy that tried his hand at selling seed down there and it didn't turn out how he'd planned.  Most of the time the guy had to take an alternate route from a prospect's farm because of the bullets flying in the general direction of  his truck.

Well, it's pretty easy to get shot at in Mexico and land issues are extremely sensitive and volatile but most importantly that sounds made up.

Well, dad does make alot of crap up. 
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Re: Monsanto: A Great American Company
« Reply #45 on: March 20, 2013, 10:48:45 AM »
Quote from: felix rex on March 20, 2013, 10:25:40 AM
Quote from: steve dave on March 20, 2013, 10:21:19 AM
Quote from: felix rex on March 20, 2013, 10:18:42 AM
Quote from: steve dave on March 20, 2013, 10:17:24 AM
well, I don't think they should threaten their 900 kinds of potatos until I've had a chance to try them all and decide which ones I like.

They have cocktail potatoes!

why does monsanto hate them?

I'm pretty sure Monsanto is making round up ready cocktail potatoes that will grow on the moon.

Soon there won't be any potatoes but those roundup ready cocktail potatoes, though, and the roundup won't even kill the weeds! :shakesfist:
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Re: Monsanto: A Great American Company
« Reply #46 on: March 20, 2013, 10:55:57 AM »
tell them to do those purple potatos too.
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Re: Monsanto: A Great American Company
« Reply #47 on: March 20, 2013, 10:56:55 AM »
also tell them not to worry too much about kale because it needs to GTFOOMF already with its being in rough ridin' everything lately.
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Re: Monsanto: A Great American Company
« Reply #48 on: March 20, 2013, 10:57:07 AM »
sounds like we need to have a MONSANTOPAK where you guys can explain to me wtf you're talking about in this thread because it sounds somewhat interesting.

also:  remember in the xfiles movie?  think about that one for a while.  hollywood has been on this stuff since day 1.
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Re: Monsanto: A Great American Company
« Reply #49 on: March 20, 2013, 11:01:18 AM »
Quote from: steve dave on March 20, 2013, 10:56:55 AM
also tell them not to worry too much about kale because it needs to GTFOOMF already with its being in rough ridin' everything lately.

Dem er Fightin words SD!

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