Author Topic: Most Disappointing Movies Thread (Read 9362 times)

Rage Against the McKee · « **Reply #75 on:** March 18, 2013, 12:50:18 PM »

I could understand not thinking Rocky is the best movie ever, but anybody who doesn't have it in their top 10 probably hasn't seen it.

pissclams · « **Reply #76 on:** March 18, 2013, 12:59:36 PM »

the dark knight
inception
argo

none were worth my time.

Gooch · « **Reply #77 on:** March 18, 2013, 01:05:53 PM »

Quote from: CartierFor3 on March 17, 2013, 10:05:11 AM

The Departed.

Quote from: Boz56

Kill yourself

mocat · « **Reply #78 on:** March 18, 2013, 01:06:48 PM »

The Departed was so good you guys.

Willesgirl · « **Reply #79 on:** March 18, 2013, 03:22:47 PM »

Quote from: Nuts Kicked on March 18, 2013, 12:50:18 PM

I could understand not thinking Rocky is the best movie ever, but anybody who doesn't have it in their top 10 probably hasn't seen it.

I have seen it. I've also seen better acting in cheerios commercials. Sylvester Stallone is terrible. He was Keanu Reeves before Keanu was born. He's Ashley Judd without boobs. He's Lindsay Lohan after she went to prison. He's bad guys. Really bad.

Rocky sucks balls and taints and whatever else you guys think people suck on.

Emo EMAW · « **Reply #80 on:** March 18, 2013, 03:41:56 PM »

Quote from: Willesgirl on March 18, 2013, 03:22:47 PM

Quote from: Nuts Kicked on March 18, 2013, 12:50:18 PM
I could understand not thinking Rocky is the best movie ever, but anybody who doesn't have it in their top 10 probably hasn't seen it.

I have seen it. I've also seen better acting in cheerios commercials. Sylvester Stallone is terrible. He was Keanu Reeves before Keanu was born. He's Ashley Judd without boobs. He's Lindsay Lohan after she went to prison. He's bad guys. Really bad.

Rocky sucks balls and taints and whatever else you guys think people suck on.

You would totally make out with Ashley Judd and you know it.

Willesgirl · « **Reply #81 on:** March 18, 2013, 03:45:32 PM »

Quote from: Emo EMAW on March 18, 2013, 03:41:56 PM

Quote from: Willesgirl on March 18, 2013, 03:22:47 PM
Quote from: Nuts Kicked on March 18, 2013, 12:50:18 PM
I could understand not thinking Rocky is the best movie ever, but anybody who doesn't have it in their top 10 probably hasn't seen it.

I have seen it. I've also seen better acting in cheerios commercials. Sylvester Stallone is terrible. He was Keanu Reeves before Keanu was born. He's Ashley Judd without boobs. He's Lindsay Lohan after she went to prison. He's bad guys. Really bad.

Rocky sucks balls and taints and whatever else you guys think people suck on.

You would totally make out with Ashley Judd and you know it.

Denied.

mocat · « **Reply #82 on:** March 18, 2013, 03:46:44 PM »

Rocky was made in 1976 and cost less than a million to make iirc, and has certainly passed the test of time. That is impressive.

Cartierfor3 · « **Reply #83 on:** March 18, 2013, 04:24:22 PM »

Summary of the The Departed:

Recent Police academy grad joins a gang. The gang thinks there's a snitch in the group. They are really good at being a gang but can't figure out that the guy who went to the academy is a cop.

Everyone gets shot, Alec Baldwin tries to be funny and fails, Marky Mark makes it watchable.

Its disappointing based on my expectations going in.

Dugout DickStone · « **Reply #84 on:** March 18, 2013, 04:31:45 PM »

Quote from: CartierFor3 on March 18, 2013, 04:24:22 PM

Summary of the The Departed:

Recent Police academy grad joins a gang. The gang thinks there's a snitch in the group. They are really good at being a gang but can't figure out that the guy who went to the academy is a cop.

Everyone gets shot, Alec Baldwin tries to be funny and fails, Marky Mark makes it watchable.

Its disappointing based on my expectations going in.

you forgot "tons of Boston skyline shots"

CNS · « **Reply #85 on:** March 18, 2013, 04:32:40 PM »

Loved Rocky when I was a kid. Went back and watched it again last year and felt super stupid for having loved it so much as a kid.

mocat · « **Reply #86 on:** March 18, 2013, 04:35:43 PM »

Quote from: CartierFor3 on March 18, 2013, 04:24:22 PM

Summary of the The Departed:

Recent Police academy grad joins a gang. The gang thinks there's a snitch in the group. They are really good at being a gang but can't figure out that the guy who went to the academy is a cop.

Everyone gets shot, Alec Baldwin tries to be funny and fails, Marky Mark makes it watchable.

Its disappointing based on my expectations going in.

This joker sums up a movie and does not mention that it has Leonardo DiCaprio or Jack Nicholson or Up In The Air girl or my man Anthony Anderson

Emo EMAW · « **Reply #87 on:** March 18, 2013, 04:36:55 PM »

Let me give a Rocky synopsis then:

Guy loses fight
Guy works out a lot
Guy is set to be huge underdog in fight
Guy wins fight
Screams for his girlfriend after

CNS · « **Reply #88 on:** March 18, 2013, 04:37:54 PM »

Quote from: Emo EMAW on March 18, 2013, 04:36:55 PM

Let me give a Rocky synopsis then:

Guy loses fight
Guy works out a lot
Guy is set to be huge underdog in fight
Guy wins fight
Screams for his girlfriend after

You could probably cross off "Guy works out a lot" and replace it with "Guy chases chickens and stuff".

Emo EMAW · « **Reply #89 on:** March 18, 2013, 04:38:41 PM »

Guy beats meat?

Cartierfor3 · « **Reply #90 on:** March 18, 2013, 04:41:44 PM »

Quote from: Emo EMAW on March 18, 2013, 04:36:55 PM

Let me give a Rocky synopsis then:

Guy loses fight
Guy works out a lot
Guy is set to be huge underdog in fight
Guy wins fight
Screams for his girlfriend after

Have you seen Rocky 1? He loses the fight in a split decision.

CNS · « **Reply #91 on:** March 18, 2013, 04:42:14 PM »

Quote from: Emo EMAW on March 18, 2013, 04:38:41 PM

Guy beats meat?

Sure. That would work well too.

Bloodfart · « **Reply #92 on:** March 18, 2013, 04:44:48 PM »

Quote from: CartierFor3 on March 18, 2013, 04:41:44 PM

Quote from: Emo EMAW on March 18, 2013, 04:36:55 PM
Let me give a Rocky synopsis then:

Guy loses fight
Guy works out a lot
Guy is set to be huge underdog in fight
Guy wins fight
Screams for his girlfriend after

Have you seen Rocky 1? He loses the fight in a split decision.

Yeah emo sheesh.

Cartierfor3 · « **Reply #93 on:** March 18, 2013, 04:46:11 PM »

Quote from: CNS Casey on March 18, 2013, 04:37:54 PM

Quote from: Emo EMAW on March 18, 2013, 04:36:55 PM
Let me give a Rocky synopsis then:

Guy loses fight
Guy works out a lot
Guy is set to be huge underdog in fight
Guy wins fight
Screams for his girlfriend after

You could probably cross off "Guy works out a lot" and replace it with "Guy chases chickens and stuff".

Chicken chasing is Rocky II.

I'm appalled at the LRIQ in here.

Emo EMAW · « **Reply #94 on:** March 18, 2013, 04:46:53 PM »

Never saw it.

(I'm not saying it sucks, I'm saying that it's easy to make movies sound sucky, and that the Departed was awesome.)

Cartierfor3 · « **Reply #95 on:** March 18, 2013, 04:47:59 PM »

Quote from: Emo EMAW on March 18, 2013, 04:46:53 PM

Never saw it.

(I'm not saying it sucks, I'm saying that it's easy to make movies sound sucky, and that the Departed was awesome.)

It was disappointing. It had won like infinity awards by the time I saw it, and it was a B- at best. AT BEST EMO!

Emo EMAW · « **Reply #96 on:** March 18, 2013, 04:54:17 PM »

The scene where the elevator door opens and BAM! he gets shot in the face, eff! Really caught me off guard. Also I was really impressed with how the cops could be all drop-gunny and shoot each other and think how the evidence would look in just a few seconds.

Rage Against the McKee · « **Reply #97 on:** March 19, 2013, 08:25:52 AM »

Quote from: Emo EMAW on March 18, 2013, 04:46:53 PM

Never saw it.

You should see it some time, Emo.

CNS · « **Reply #98 on:** March 19, 2013, 08:30:31 AM »

Don't waste your time, emo. You have the right idea about it.

Emo EMAW · « **Reply #99 on:** March 19, 2013, 08:36:12 AM »

I am torn. NK is a pretty good poster but I feel like CNS Casey "gets me," ya know?