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Re: TITLETOWN
« Reply #375 on: March 15, 2013, 11:13:47 AM »
guys, i'm starting to think i'm addicted to winning titles.  i'm looking for a fix   :frown:

Tomorrow we'll get the equivalent of a bump. Think you can hold out till then?

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Re: TITLETOWN
« Reply #376 on: March 15, 2013, 11:20:24 AM »
guys, i'm starting to think i'm addicted to winning titles.  i'm looking for a fix   :frown:

Tomorrow we'll get the equivalent of a bump. Think you can hold out till then?

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I know it's hard to go back down the escalator, but you may need to just get some heroin to tide you over for now.

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« Reply #377 on: March 15, 2013, 11:20:46 AM »
15 pages? :sdeek: what on earth

elites, worth reading?

like I said, a 5th grader can insert words into a song.

A 5th grader can get into KU. Our school is like, way more prestigious in both academics and athletics. Its actual fact.

that's why it's not AAU affiliated

What is this AAU/Big Ten crap?  So many apply to KSU just to frame rejection letters it is that elite.  Most people apply to KU as a safety school.  That is fact.
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Re: TITLETOWN
« Reply #378 on: March 15, 2013, 11:27:38 AM »
guys, i'm starting to think i'm addicted to winning titles.  i'm looking for a fix   :frown:

guess you'll be going cold turkey because I bet you don't win either next year

I can guarantee that you'll never win both in one year.

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Re: TITLETOWN
« Reply #379 on: March 15, 2013, 11:30:39 AM »
guys, i'm starting to think i'm addicted to winning titles.  i'm looking for a fix   :frown:

guess you'll be going cold turkey because I bet you don't win either next year

I can guarantee that you'll never win both in one year.

 :ksu:

never? I'll take that bet
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Re: TITLETOWN
« Reply #380 on: March 15, 2013, 11:32:28 AM »
guys, i'm starting to think i'm addicted to winning titles.  i'm looking for a fix   :frown:

guess you'll be going cold turkey because I bet you don't win either next year

I can guarantee that you'll never win both in one year.

 :ksu:

never? I'll take that bet



We finally did it!  Rock Chalk!

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Re: TITLETOWN
« Reply #381 on: March 15, 2013, 11:34:07 AM »
guys, i'm starting to think i'm addicted to winning titles.  i'm looking for a fix   :frown:

guess you'll be going cold turkey because I bet you don't win either next year

I can guarantee that you'll never win both in one year.

 :ksu:

never? I'll take that bet



We finally did it!  Rock Chalk!

we all age my under-educated friend
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Re: TITLETOWN
« Reply #382 on: March 15, 2013, 11:37:32 AM »
guys, i'm starting to think i'm addicted to winning titles.  i'm looking for a fix   :frown:

guess you'll be going cold turkey because I bet you don't win either next year

I can guarantee that you'll never win both in one year.

 :ksu:

never? I'll take that bet



We finally did it!  Rock Chalk!

we all age my under-educated friend

I'm a well educated emaw and I see no flaw in the logic of Super PurpleCat. 

Kudos the the track around your field and the laz-y-boys in the end zone.  All 500 people watching a football game think it's big time.
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Re: TITLETOWN
« Reply #383 on: March 15, 2013, 11:43:53 AM »
Squawk BBS'ers are great. (in an ironic sort of way)

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Re: TITLETOWN
« Reply #384 on: March 15, 2013, 12:04:30 PM »
Cheyenne Zulu was just on 810.  Guy was super bummed about how shitty their football team is, but what really had him down was the football facilities.  The poor guy has a BB team tied for 1st in conf and still alive(although just barely) in the Big 12 tournament, and yet he still has this massive weight that is KU football failure weighing on him.  He spoke in very general terms and seemed super defeated on the topic.  Felt really sad for him. 


Poor guy.

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Re: TITLETOWN
« Reply #385 on: March 15, 2013, 12:05:23 PM »
guys, i'm starting to think i'm addicted to winning titles.  i'm looking for a fix   :frown:

guess you'll be going cold turkey because I bet you don't win either next year

I can guarantee that you'll never win both in one year.

 :ksu:

never? I'll take that bet



We finally did it!  Rock Chalk!

we all age my under-educated friend

yeah, except the guy pictured is your great-great-great-great-great grandson.

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Re: TITLETOWN
« Reply #386 on: March 15, 2013, 12:06:25 PM »
guys, i'm starting to think i'm addicted to winning titles.  i'm looking for a fix   :frown:

guess you'll be going cold turkey because I bet you don't win either next year

I can guarantee that you'll never win both in one year.

 :ksu:

never? I'll take that bet



We finally did it!  Rock Chalk!

we all age my under-educated friend

O ye of little faith in science.  Soon we will all be immortals...you just may be an incapacitated immortal, but beggars can't be choosers.

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Re: TITLETOWN
« Reply #387 on: March 15, 2013, 12:06:25 PM »
15 pages? :sdeek: what on earth

elites, worth reading?

like I said, a 5th grader can insert words into a song.

yeah, so probably not worth reading.

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Re: TITLETOWN
« Reply #388 on: March 15, 2013, 12:22:13 PM »
15 pages? :sdeek: what on earth

elites, worth reading?

like I said, a 5th grader can insert words into a song.

yeah, so probably not worth reading.

the first couple of pages are funny, but you'll notice when it starts to get boring.  bail at that time, my friend.

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Re: TITLETOWN
« Reply #389 on: March 15, 2013, 02:26:04 PM »
guys, i'm starting to think i'm addicted to winning titles.  i'm looking for a fix   :frown:

guess you'll be going cold turkey because I bet you don't win either next year

I can guarantee that you'll never win both in one year.

 :ksu:

never? I'll take that bet



We finally did it!  Rock Chalk!

we all age my under-educated friend

yeah, except the guy pictured is your great-great-great-great-great grandson.

and I'm still alive and posting on this board? damn that makes me what...about 180 years old? I'm immortal....
everyone is jealous

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Re: TITLETOWN
« Reply #390 on: March 15, 2013, 03:07:37 PM »
guys, i'm starting to think i'm addicted to winning titles.  i'm looking for a fix   :frown:

guess you'll be going cold turkey because I bet you don't win either next year

I can guarantee that you'll never win both in one year.

 :ksu:

never? I'll take that bet



We finally did it!  Rock Chalk!

we all age my under-educated friend

yeah, except the guy pictured is your great-great-great-great-great grandson.

and I'm still alive and posting on this board? damn that makes me what...about 180 years old? I'm immortal....

no, that was a flash-forward. KU finally gets over the hump and wins both title conferences in 2207, becoming the last school in America to do so. Congratulations!

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Re: TITLETOWN
« Reply #391 on: March 15, 2013, 04:32:52 PM »
guys, i'm starting to think i'm addicted to winning titles.  i'm looking for a fix   :frown:

guess you'll be going cold turkey because I bet you don't win either next year

I can guarantee that you'll never win both in one year.

 :ksu:

never? I'll take that bet



We finally did it!  Rock Chalk!

we all age my under-educated friend

yeah, except the guy pictured is your great-great-great-great-great grandson.

and I'm still alive and posting on this board? damn that makes me what...about 180 years old? I'm immortal....

ljm your dedication to responding to everything is just exhausting.  My advice: Take the night off.  Have one of your buddies w/ a good fake run to the liquor store for you, throw back a few zimas, and you do you.  :gocho:

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Re: TITLETOWN
« Reply #392 on: March 15, 2013, 04:58:13 PM »
guys, i'm starting to think i'm addicted to winning titles.  i'm looking for a fix   :frown:

guess you'll be going cold turkey because I bet you don't win either next year

I can guarantee that you'll never win both in one year.

 :ksu:

never? I'll take that bet



We finally did it!  Rock Chalk!

we all age my under-educated friend

yeah, except the guy pictured is your great-great-great-great-great grandson.

and I'm still alive and posting on this board? damn that makes me what...about 180 years old? I'm immortal....

no, that was a flash-forward. KU finally gets over the hump and wins both title conferences in 2207, becoming the last school in America to do so. Congratulations!

2207-2013=194. there are more than 194 schools so we wouldn't be the last :)
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Re: TITLETOWN
« Reply #393 on: March 15, 2013, 04:59:59 PM »
guys, i'm starting to think i'm addicted to winning titles.  i'm looking for a fix   :frown:

guess you'll be going cold turkey because I bet you don't win either next year

I can guarantee that you'll never win both in one year.

 :ksu:

never? I'll take that bet



We finally did it!  Rock Chalk!

we all age my under-educated friend

yeah, except the guy pictured is your great-great-great-great-great grandson.

and I'm still alive and posting on this board? damn that makes me what...about 180 years old? I'm immortal....

ljm your dedication to responding to everything is just exhausting.  My advice: Take the night off.  Have one of your buddies w/ a good fake run to the liquor store for you, throw back a few zimas, and you do you.  :gocho:

as long as there's a dumb response to my posts I'll always reply back. rock chalk! KU is a d9asty
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Re: TITLETOWN
« Reply #394 on: March 15, 2013, 05:13:55 PM »
d9asty

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« Reply #395 on: March 15, 2013, 05:29:28 PM »


As the Wisconsin ambassador to gE, it is the official position of packers fans everywhere that no one in Titletown, USA gives a crap that MHK is also a TITLETOWN.  So go be sad about your school's losery ways someplace else.

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« Reply #396 on: March 15, 2013, 05:33:49 PM »
d9asty

d9asty=dynasty=9 in a row for KU? do you get it?
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Re: TITLETOWN
« Reply #398 on: March 15, 2013, 05:46:33 PM »
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« Reply #399 on: March 15, 2013, 05:47:22 PM »
d9asty

d9asty=dynasty=9 in a row for KU? do you get it?

Dropping numbers into words just makes you a tool.  We don't do that in TITLETOWN