KU Fans Become Enraged By Titletown, Meltdown All Over The Internet

[Stevesie60]

their facilities are top notch and the stadium is is getting a face lift.

OK, now it's obvious this guy is trolling.

check it yourself, everyone says other then okie st. that KU has the best facilities

He's got a point.

http://espn.go.com/blog/big12/post/_/id/50829/ranking-the-big-12-facilities-by-team

[8manpick]

their facilities are top notch and the stadium is is getting a face lift.

OK, now it's obvious this guy is trolling.

check it yourself, everyone says other then okie st. that KU has the best facilities

He's got a point.

http://espn.go.com/blog/big12/post/_/id/50829/ranking-the-big-12-facilities-by-team

everyone

[star seed 7]

their facilities are top notch and the stadium is is getting a face lift.

OK, now it's obvious this guy is trolling.

check it yourself, everyone says other then okie st. that KU has the best facilities

He's got a point.

http://espn.go.com/blog/big12/post/_/id/50829/ranking-the-big-12-facilities-by-team

everyone

everyone on the phog says it though.

[CNS]

I liked how ours was noted as being upgraded, but the biggest need was for the fat slob who wrote the piece to have a place to be a more comfortable fat slob after the game.  Pfft.

[Super PurpleCat]

I got sucked in to reading ESPN comments on a 8 month article on landscaping smack.   

[treysolid]

Manhattan to the heart, but got love for all
Lie and die in Kansas, where I learned to ball
TITLETOWN is the place where I lay my dome
On the streets of Aggieville, where my fa-mi-ly roam
Hoe damn it, we home, willie's got a nine millimeter
Playa haters can taste the ice cream from Call Hall
I never really liked to play a fool like that
But I love to succeed and see Texas fall flat...
... splat, like deja vu
And I got another TITLE that’ll daze y’all crew
I sip cristal, dom p, mo’ at So Longs
Just cause I’m pak'd, don’t mean you should misdoubt
Keep em near da fifties and, hundreds all arranged
KSU grads make bank, so you can keep the change
Not filthy rich, but bitch I’m barely broke
Blessed with championships that keep the Big XII afloat
Friends call me EMAW, sons call me fanning
Cause I’m quick to own goEMAW and slide this dick up in your wife
And that’s life, you should learn how to treat her
I guarantee Willie, knows how to eat 'em up (eat 'em up, KSU!)
And beat her, 'Cats in the 'Ville call me Champ
Cause I push a Dr. Pepper, and I rock a Phillips 66
And I lounge in Haymaker, and I love TITLES
And I hang banners on sets that be tryin to flex
Like dex, the Governer rest your soul
But when you’re winning 'ships for the Animal, it ain’t time to fold, ho.

But if it wasn’t for TITLETOWN
College sports probably never would be going on
So tell me where you from?
TITLETOWN baby, TITLETOWN baby
we gets down baby, up for the crown baby

[8manpick]

treySOLID

[SabiNation]

Now, this is the story all about how
My life got flipped-turned upside down
And I'd like to take a minute
Just sit right there
I'll tell you how I became the prince of a town called TITLETOWN

In west Philadelphia born and raised
On the playground was where I spent most of my days
Chillin' out maxin' relaxin' all cool
And all shootin some b-ball outside of school
When a couple of t-shirt squawks
Who were up to no good
Startin making trouble in my neighborhood
I got in one little fight and DEAN BOSCO got scared
He said 'You're movin' with your auntie and uncle in TITLETOWN'

I begged and pleaded with him day after day
But he packed my suite case and sent me on my way
He gave me a pat on the ass and then he gave me my ticket.
I put my walkman on and said, 'I might as well kick it'.

First class, yo this is bad
Drinking orange juice out of a champagne glass.
Is this what the people of MHK living like?
Hmmmmm this might be alright.

But wait, I hear the prissy, bourgeois and all that
Is this the type of place that they should send this cool cat?
I don't think so
I'll see when I get there
I hope they're prepared for the prince of TITLETOWN

Well uh, the plane landed and when I came out
There was a dude who looked like THE GOVERNOR standing there with my name out
I ain't trying to get FRANK'D yet.
I just got here!
I sprang with the quickness, like lightning disappeared

I whistled for a cab and when it came near
The license plate said fresh and it had dice in the mirror
If anything I can say is that this cab was rare
But I thought 'Man forget it' - 'Yo homes to MHK'

I pulled up to the house about seven or eight
And I yelled to the cabbie 'Yo homes smell ya later'
I looked to my kingdom
I was finally there
To sit on my throne as the Prince of TITLETOWN

[KSUblumpkin]

This thread has been such a joy to read.  ljmhawk...bless your heart for trying.  To ease the pain...here is a ballad by the Beatles:

Hey jude, don't make it bad.
Take a TITLETOWN and make it better.
Remember to TITLE into your TOWN,
Then you can TITLE to make it a TOWN.

Cheer up buttercup, remember the sun always rises ljmhawk. 

God Bless.

Love,

Blumperz

[puniraptor]

Party like a TITLE
Party like a TITLETOWN
Party like a TITLE
Party like a TITLETOWN
Party like a TITLE
Party like a TITLETOWN
Party like a TITLE
TOOOWWN
Totally dUUUUUUUUUUUUUUde

[Deez Nutz]

Now, this is the story all about how
My life got flipped-turned upside down
And I'd like to take a minute
Just sit right there
I'll tell you how I became the prince of a town called TITLETOWN

In west Philadelphia born and raised
On the playground was where I spent most of my days
Chillin' out maxin' relaxin' all cool
And all shootin some b-ball outside of school
When a couple of t-shirt squawks
Who were up to no good
Startin making trouble in my neighborhood
I got in one little fight and DEAN BOSCO got scared
He said 'You're movin' with your auntie and uncle in TITLETOWN'

I begged and pleaded with him day after day
But he packed my suite case and sent me on my way
He gave me a pat on the ass and then he gave me my ticket.
I put my walkman on and said, 'I might as well kick it'.

First class, yo this is bad
Drinking orange juice out of a champagne glass.
Is this what the people of MHK living like?
Hmmmmm this might be alright.

But wait, I hear the prissy, bourgeois and all that
Is this the type of place that they should send this cool cat?
I don't think so
I'll see when I get there
I hope they're prepared for the prince of TITLETOWN

Well uh, the plane landed and when I came out
There was a dude who looked like THE GOVERNOR standing there with my name out
I ain't trying to get FRANK'D yet.
I just got here!
I sprang with the quickness, like lightning disappeared

I whistled for a cab and when it came near
The license plate said fresh and it had dice in the mirror
If anything I can say is that this cab was rare
But I thought 'Man forget it' - 'Yo homes to MHK'

I pulled up to the house about seven or eight
And I yelled to the cabbie 'Yo homes smell ya later'
I looked to my kingdom
I was finally there
To sit on my throne as the Prince of TITLETOWN

Was that song written by DJamer Jazzy Johnson? 

[0.42]

15 pages? what on earth

elites, worth reading?

[Deez Nutz]

15 pages? what on earth

elites, worth reading?

As a legit elite, I would HIGHLY recommend you read this thread.

[timhawk]

15 pages? what on earth

elites, worth reading?

like I said, a 5th grader can insert words into a song.

[KSUblumpkin]

15 pages? what on earth

elites, worth reading?

like I said, a 5th grader can insert words into a song.

TIT-LE-TOWN.

[Super PurpleCat]

15 pages? what on earth

elites, worth reading?

like I said, a 5th grader can insert words into a song.

Or score a touchdown on KU.

BOOM

[Stevesie60]

15 pages? what on earth

elites, worth reading?

like I said, a 5th grader can insert words into a song.

Or score a touchdown on KU.

BOOM

[KSUblumpkin]

15 pages? what on earth

elites, worth reading?

like I said, a 5th grader can insert words into a song.

A 5th grader can also view multiple titles from the same year in TITLETOWN.  Just wait...oh wait...we don't have to just wait because it already happened.

[The Tonya Harding of Twitter Users Creep]

15 pages? what on earth

elites, worth reading?

like I said, a 5th grader can insert words into a song.

A 5th grader can get into KU. Our school is like, way more prestigious in both academics and athletics. Its actual fact.

[timhawk]

15 pages? what on earth

elites, worth reading?

like I said, a 5th grader can insert words into a song.

A 5th grader can get into KU. Our school is like, way more prestigious in both academics and athletics. Its actual fact.

that's why it's not AAU affiliated

[star seed 7]

guys, i'm starting to think i'm addicted to winning titles.  i'm looking for a fix   

[Stevesie60]

guys, i'm starting to think i'm addicted to winning titles.  i'm looking for a fix   

Tomorrow we'll get the equivalent of a bump. Think you can hold out till then?

[timhawk]

guys, i'm starting to think i'm addicted to winning titles.  i'm looking for a fix   

guess you'll be going cold turkey because I bet you don't win either next year

[ChiComCat]

15 pages? what on earth

elites, worth reading?

like I said, a 5th grader can insert words into a song.

A 5th grader can get into KU. Our school is like, way more prestigious in both academics and athletics. Its actual fact.

that's why it's not AAU affiliated

AAU smack?  Run through all your Helm's titles material already?  Current titles reside in TITLETOWN

[Emo EMAW]

guys, i'm starting to think i'm addicted to winning titles.  i'm looking for a fix   

guess you'll be going cold turkey because I bet you don't win either next year

Oh we'll win the Sunflower for the next 20 years!