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Re: brag about some stud thing thread
« Reply #500 on: December 23, 2014, 08:17:21 AM »
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Re: brag about some stud thing thread
« Reply #501 on: December 23, 2014, 08:20:01 AM »
I won my championship game by 31. Not enough farms. Regular season champ wins $30 (which was me). 2nd place wins $100. Champ wins $230. Champ has to provide alcohol at next year's draft part.


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Re: brag about some stud thing thread
« Reply #502 on: December 24, 2014, 01:29:57 PM »
I have a 10 game edge in my 2014 NFL season betting pool for all NFL games.  Would have to incur some type of disaster to win this year.  All other members of the pool will be obligated to refer to me as "governor" for the next year. 

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Re: brag about some stud thing thread
« Reply #503 on: December 24, 2014, 06:32:52 PM »



Last time I played fantasy football I had boomer esiason as my qb and was tracking the league in a spreadsheet. Guys at work needed a 12th guy this year so I said sure. I won regular season and playoffs.  $695 take home after expenses.

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Re: brag about some stud thing thread
« Reply #504 on: December 24, 2014, 08:07:10 PM »
Very studly
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Re: brag about some stud thing thread
« Reply #505 on: December 24, 2014, 09:35:33 PM »
Filled in as a sideline reporter for my first time ever when Texas State upset #5 (in FCS) McNeese State a few years ago. In the postgame interview our then head coach publicly agitated for a raise :sdeek:

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Re: brag about some stud thing thread
« Reply #506 on: December 24, 2014, 11:09:50 PM »
I have a BLOG where I cover my fantasy football and baseball leagues like an actual reporter.

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Re: brag about some stud thing thread
« Reply #507 on: December 24, 2014, 11:45:16 PM »
I have a BLOG where I cover my fantasy football and baseball leagues like an actual reporter.

Power Rankings? Check

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Playoff match up breakdowns? Check

Trade rumors? Check


We cover it all.

Start a podcast.  Oh and get a dedicated server for it so when your traffic goes bananas it can handle it.
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Re: brag about some stud thing thread
« Reply #508 on: January 03, 2015, 05:23:24 PM »
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Re: brag about some stud thing thread
« Reply #509 on: January 08, 2015, 09:44:18 AM »
Just replaced the front glass and digitizer on my kid's iPad.  I actually posted this post using said iPad.  :cool:

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Re: brag about some stud thing thread
« Reply #510 on: March 03, 2015, 04:25:03 PM »
Took a piss in the urinal right next to Steven Tyler last night. 

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Re: brag about some stud thing thread
« Reply #511 on: March 03, 2015, 04:28:46 PM »
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Re: brag about some stud thing thread
« Reply #512 on: March 03, 2015, 04:47:00 PM »

Took a piss in the urinal right next to Steven Tyler last night.
'a' or 'the'?


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Re: brag about some stud thing thread
« Reply #513 on: April 06, 2015, 08:54:04 PM »
On Tuesday I was sitting in the library and I thought to myself: "Could I crush 4 brewskis in under a minute?  I should try."  I was originally planning on trying on saturday.  I impromptu'd it tonight:  34 seconds.

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17.8 seconds tonight.


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Re: brag about some stud thing thread
« Reply #514 on: April 06, 2015, 08:55:52 PM »
wind-assisted?

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Re: brag about some stud thing thread
« Reply #515 on: April 06, 2015, 08:57:23 PM »
On Tuesday I was sitting in the library and I thought to myself: "Could I crush 4 brewskis in under a minute?  I should try."  I was originally planning on trying on saturday.  I impromptu'd it tonight:  34 seconds.

 :cool:
17.8 seconds tonight.

What's the rules on this?  Have to drink each from the can?  Can you pour all in a pitcher and drink? 

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Re: brag about some stud thing thread
« Reply #516 on: April 06, 2015, 09:02:50 PM »
On Tuesday I was sitting in the library and I thought to myself: "Could I crush 4 brewskis in under a minute?  I should try."  I was originally planning on trying on saturday.  I impromptu'd it tonight:  34 seconds.

 :cool:
17.8 seconds tonight.

What's the rules on this?  Have to drink each from the can?  Can you pour all in a pitcher and drink?
You can do whatever ya dang want.  I went 4 beers in 2 glasses tonight.

NOT wind assisted, Toby.


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Re: brag about some stud thing thread
« Reply #517 on: April 06, 2015, 09:05:19 PM »
that's pretty great, dlew.  i'm not good at chugging beer because of the bubbles.  i don't think i could drink a single beer in 17.8 seconds

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Re: brag about some stud thing thread
« Reply #518 on: April 06, 2015, 09:06:48 PM »
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Re: brag about some stud thing thread
« Reply #519 on: April 06, 2015, 09:21:30 PM »
On Tuesday I was sitting in the library and I thought to myself: "Could I crush 4 brewskis in under a minute?  I should try."  I was originally planning on trying on saturday.  I impromptu'd it tonight:  34 seconds.

 :cool:
17.8 seconds tonight.

i could do this in under 10 seconds

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Re: brag about some stud thing thread
« Reply #520 on: April 06, 2015, 09:28:39 PM »
I once made $20 chugging free 32oz Big Beers at Tubby's because one of the regular riley rats challenged me. (This was at noon on a sunday while working)

Started out that the bartender poured the wrong beer, sent it back to the kitchen. Guy sitting at bar says $5 you can't chug that in 45 seconds....please. Took it easy and downed that sucker with time to spare.

10 minutes later another big beer shows up, same deal but 30 seconds this time....puh. lease. Knocked it out. Even had time to do a couple of push ups before finishing, just really rub it in. 

15 minutes later another big beer shows up. Double or nothing but this time I only get 15 seconds. No problem. Boom. $20. I'm rich.





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Re: brag about some stud thing thread
« Reply #521 on: April 06, 2015, 10:25:30 PM »
I once made $20 chugging free 32oz Big Beers at Tubby's because one of the regular riley rats challenged me. (This was at noon on a sunday while working)

Started out that the bartender poured the wrong beer, sent it back to the kitchen. Guy sitting at bar says $5 you can't chug that in 45 seconds....please. Took it easy and downed that sucker with time to spare.

10 minutes later another big beer shows up, same deal but 30 seconds this time....puh. lease. Knocked it out. Even had time to do a couple of push ups before finishing, just really rub it in. 

15 minutes later another big beer shows up. Double or nothing but this time I only get 15 seconds. No problem. Boom. $20. I'm rich.
did you periscope it for the world to see?


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Re: brag about some stud thing thread
« Reply #522 on: April 06, 2015, 10:25:53 PM »
On Tuesday I was sitting in the library and I thought to myself: "Could I crush 4 brewskis in under a minute?  I should try."  I was originally planning on trying on saturday.  I impromptu'd it tonight:  34 seconds.

 :cool:
17.8 seconds tonight.

i could do this in under 10 seconds
periscope it for the world to see, chump.


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Re: brag about some stud thing thread
« Reply #523 on: April 06, 2015, 10:33:42 PM »
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Re: brag about some stud thing thread
« Reply #524 on: April 06, 2015, 10:34:56 PM »
On Tuesday I was sitting in the library and I thought to myself: "Could I crush 4 brewskis in under a minute?  I should try."  I was originally planning on trying on saturday.  I impromptu'd it tonight:  34 seconds.

 :cool:
17.8 seconds tonight.

i could do this in under 10 seconds
periscope it for the world to see, chump.

15 seconds