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Re: brag about some stud thing thread
« Reply #375 on: June 23, 2014, 01:50:34 PM »
dropped a piece of food on my keyboard. ate it. still alive  :cool:

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Re: brag about some stud thing thread
« Reply #376 on: June 23, 2014, 01:52:54 PM »
Your feces probably isn't lethal in such small doses. 
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Re: brag about some stud thing thread
« Reply #377 on: June 23, 2014, 03:46:33 PM »
Was carrying one of my sleeping kids from the car up to his bed. As I'm approaching the shoe basket on my way upstairs, I pull off one of his shoes and toss it the basket. But wait, it gets better. Instead of stopping by the basket to get the other shoe off, I keep walking past the basket. As I get the shoe off, I just casually flick it behind my back towards the basket, which is now rapidly receding into the distance. Bullseye.
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Re: brag about some stud thing thread
« Reply #378 on: June 23, 2014, 03:55:44 PM »
big suprise. our boy k-s-u-dub is in the pocket of Big Shoe Basket.

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Re: brag about some stud thing thread
« Reply #379 on: June 23, 2014, 05:39:36 PM »
 I'm going to need to know what a shoe basket is before I can acknowledge how studly  it was
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Re: brag about some stud thing thread
« Reply #380 on: June 23, 2014, 05:42:52 PM »
I'm going to need to know what a shoe basket is before I can acknowledge how studly  it was

it's a basket you throw shoes in.  much bigger than a basketball hoop, shoe is for a child and tiny, so this really wasn't studly at all.
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brag about some stud thing thread
« Reply #381 on: June 23, 2014, 07:12:19 PM »
FattyFest 2014, thanks to many good people on here, raised over $5000 (assuming everyone settles up what they owe from the auction).

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Re: brag about some stud thing thread
« Reply #382 on: June 24, 2014, 08:11:12 AM »
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Re: brag about some stud thing thread
« Reply #383 on: June 25, 2014, 09:35:06 PM »
Just sat across the table from some people and told them I was taking their property and there was nothing they could do about it.  They asked where I went to school, :ksugrad: and then they proceeded to tell me their daughter just graduated from KU and could not find a job with her worthless degree.


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Re: brag about some stud thing thread
« Reply #384 on: June 25, 2014, 09:50:20 PM »
Just sat across the table from some people and told them I was taking their property and there was nothing they could do about it.  They asked where I went to school, :ksugrad: and then they proceeded to tell me their daughter just graduated from KU and could not find a job with her worthless degree.


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What does taking their property from them mean?
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Re: brag about some stud thing thread
« Reply #385 on: June 25, 2014, 10:23:08 PM »
Just sat across the table from some people and told them I was taking their property and there was nothing they could do about it.  They asked where I went to school, :ksugrad: and then they proceeded to tell me their daughter just graduated from KU and could not find a job with her worthless degree.


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Re: brag about some stud thing thread
« Reply #386 on: June 25, 2014, 10:23:38 PM »
What do you want it to mean?


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Re: brag about some stud thing thread
« Reply #387 on: June 25, 2014, 10:25:00 PM »
Are you DIAL realty, bro?

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Re: brag about some stud thing thread
« Reply #388 on: June 25, 2014, 10:30:16 PM »
Mean and sad, I know!  But sports management?


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Re: brag about some stud thing thread
« Reply #389 on: June 26, 2014, 07:04:00 AM »
you sound like a monster, not a stud.
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Re: brag about some stud thing thread
« Reply #390 on: June 26, 2014, 08:03:39 AM »
are you a robosigner, foreclosing left and right with no review of supporting documentation?

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Re: brag about some stud thing thread
« Reply #391 on: June 26, 2014, 08:35:56 AM »
you sound like a monster, not a stud.
Monsters can be studs too, can't they?
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Re: brag about some stud thing thread
« Reply #392 on: June 26, 2014, 08:59:38 AM »
are you a cop and their property was hundreds of marijuana plants?

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Re: brag about some stud thing thread
« Reply #393 on: June 26, 2014, 09:36:39 AM »
Property rights compose the bedrock of our society.

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Re: brag about some stud thing thread
« Reply #394 on: June 26, 2014, 10:13:44 AM »
Property rights compose the bedrock of our society.
Some rights are bedrockier than others.
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Re: brag about some stud thing thread
« Reply #395 on: June 26, 2014, 10:39:53 AM »
are you a repo man and their property was a 1996 honda civic hatchback?

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Re: brag about some stud thing thread
« Reply #396 on: June 26, 2014, 10:44:40 AM »
are you a repo man and their property was a 1996 honda civic hatchback?

I think owning a 1996 honda civic hatchback is a pretty stud move.  Repoing that pimp mobile would be a blow to anyone.

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Re: brag about some stud thing thread
« Reply #397 on: June 26, 2014, 02:59:25 PM »
So far my story is the peak of this mountain of studliness. JMO
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Re: brag about some stud thing thread
« Reply #398 on: June 30, 2014, 06:40:00 PM »

This morning, my shampoo, conditioner, and body wash all ran out at the exact same time, without adding water to extend the life of any product.  And tomorrow is recycling day. 

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Re: brag about some stud thing thread
« Reply #399 on: June 30, 2014, 06:56:42 PM »
you sound like a monster, not a stud.
Monsters can be studs too, can't they?

Confirmed not studly.  If you were repossessing your own property, maybe, but I'm sure you were just executing a function of your role to the actual property owner, in which case you are a king a-hole for enjoying it.