Author Topic: Help Steve Dave Build A House (NOW HELP HIM TAKE CARE OF IT) (Read 179894 times)

Frankenklein · « **Reply #1000 on:** June 12, 2014, 11:20:16 AM »

When you park that Honda for the winter don't forget to put some fuel stabilizer/conditioner in the tank and run it for a minute.

mocat · « **Reply #1001 on:** June 12, 2014, 11:22:42 AM »

when you return that Honda don't forget to get a Toro

meow meow · « **Reply #1002 on:** June 12, 2014, 12:00:50 PM »

true story, i've had a toro for 4 years. haven't done anything in the winter to it, and haven't ever changed the oil or sharpened the blades. Works like a dream, when it craps out, i'll just get a new one, because IDGAF.

steve dave · « **Reply #1003 on:** June 12, 2014, 12:11:55 PM »

so it sounds like I'm going to need an edger and a weed eater deal. is an weed eater that flips sideways and has a little wheel to edge going to work or is that just wasting my time? also, electric or gas?

steve dave · « **Reply #1004 on:** June 12, 2014, 12:14:03 PM »

the guy at home depot 15 minutes ago was selling me on this one:

http://www.homedepot.com/p/Ryobi-40-Volt-Lithium-ion-Cordless-String-Trimmer-Edger-RY40210A/203763425?N=5yc1vZbx8iZ1awZ1z0ylm1

michigancat · « **Reply #1005 on:** June 12, 2014, 12:14:12 PM »

I don't have a lawn

wetwillie · « **Reply #1006 on:** June 12, 2014, 12:17:41 PM »

I say pay the old guy to mow it until your kid is old enough to do it.

Asteriskhead · « **Reply #1007 on:** June 12, 2014, 12:20:19 PM »

You should enlist the services of a neighbor kid. You'll both benefit.

Asteriskhead · « **Reply #1008 on:** June 12, 2014, 12:21:18 PM »

but, yea, until then, the shirt needs to come off. otherwise, your lawn will look like dog poo.

Mr Bread · « **Reply #1009 on:** June 12, 2014, 12:43:48 PM »

Quote from: michigancat on June 12, 2014, 12:14:12 PM

I don't have a lawn

what do you have

michigancat · « **Reply #1010 on:** June 12, 2014, 12:45:04 PM »

Quote from: Mr Bread on June 12, 2014, 12:43:48 PM

Quote from: michigancat on June 12, 2014, 12:14:12 PM
I don't have a lawn

what do you have

A courtyard I guess. I'm like the poorest person in my neighborhood.

CNS · « **Reply #1011 on:** June 12, 2014, 01:30:28 PM »

Toro's are awesome. We had one for 10 years and it started every single damn time like it wasn't completely neglected and hated. Was pretty amazing.

Also, def get the battery powered trimmer.

sys · « **Reply #1012 on:** June 12, 2014, 01:58:54 PM »

mowing lawns is the worst thing in the world. someone in the future thread needs to invent a way to mow your lawn with miles.

CNS · « **Reply #1013 on:** June 12, 2014, 01:59:38 PM »

I just don't get how Rumba hasn't figured this out yet.

Mrs. Gooch · « **Reply #1014 on:** June 12, 2014, 02:01:41 PM »

star seed 7 · « **Reply #1015 on:** June 12, 2014, 02:02:06 PM »

Quote from: sys on June 12, 2014, 01:58:54 PM

mowing lawns is the worst thing in the world. someone in the future thread needs to invent a way to mow your lawn with miles.

Lawn guy that takes visa?

CNS · « **Reply #1016 on:** June 12, 2014, 02:04:01 PM »

Damnit, I meant Roomba, and apparently it exists.

Dugout DickStone · « **Reply #1017 on:** June 12, 2014, 02:05:11 PM »

Quote from: michigancat on June 12, 2014, 12:45:04 PM

Quote from: Mr Bread on June 12, 2014, 12:43:48 PM
Quote from: michigancat on June 12, 2014, 12:14:12 PM
I don't have a lawn

what do you have

A courtyard I guess. I'm like the poorest person in my neighborhood.

look at you!

sys · « **Reply #1018 on:** June 12, 2014, 02:06:38 PM »

Quote from: seven on June 12, 2014, 02:02:06 PM

Quote from: sys on June 12, 2014, 01:58:54 PM
mowing lawns is the worst thing in the world. someone in the future thread needs to invent a way to mow your lawn with miles.

Lawn guy that takes visa?

lawn guys are too expensive. cash or miles. it should be an airline service.

ChiComCat · « **Reply #1019 on:** June 12, 2014, 02:10:26 PM »

Cupholder for mower will make your miller lites convenient.

The Tonya Harding of Twitter Users Creep · « **Reply #1020 on:** June 12, 2014, 02:12:52 PM »

idea: get a lawn mower that has 2 settings- super rough ridin' loud and quiet. mow your lawn like a stud/boss when driveway neighbors are out so they get jealous. offer to mow their lawn for them. sunday morning at 5:30 am (youre up that early anyways) you show up and crank that puppy to super rough ridin' loud and wake them and all their kids (EVERYWHERE!) up so they have a miserable sunday.

CNS · « **Reply #1021 on:** June 12, 2014, 02:14:49 PM »

Super rough ridin' Loud is a mower's default setting.

Emo EMAW · « **Reply #1022 on:** June 12, 2014, 02:15:21 PM »

The only reason sys hates mowing his lawn is because he doesn't want to wave and smile and small talk his neighbors.

The Tonya Harding of Twitter Users Creep · « **Reply #1023 on:** June 12, 2014, 02:16:58 PM »

Quote from: CNS on June 12, 2014, 02:14:49 PM

Super rough ridin' Loud is a mower's default setting.

perfect. thatll save some time at 5:30 am.

Mikeyis4dcats · « **Reply #1024 on:** June 12, 2014, 02:31:39 PM »

Quote from: steve dave on June 12, 2014, 12:14:03 PM

the guy at home depot 15 minutes ago was selling me on this one:

http://www.homedepot.com/p/Ryobi-40-Volt-Lithium-ion-Cordless-String-Trimmer-Edger-RY40210A/203763425?N=5yc1vZbx8iZ1awZ1z0ylm1

first mistake was asking someone's opinion at Home Despot.