Friends Selling You Stuff (Moved From ISU Butthurt Racist Thread)

[Brock Landers]

Mods please merge this with the Vault Denim thread!! 

[CNS]

Mods please merge this with the Vault Denim thread!!

Wife just got invited to one in a few weeks.  Gonna ruin someone's day when they start calling my house to have my wife host one.  Also, the person having the party has presented it as a "name brand stuff that fell off a truck" sale.

 

[chum1]

Props to salespeople who have their crap together.  So many of them seem to be Glengarry Glen Ross desperate.  I feel bad for them.

[steve dave]

Props to salespeople who have their crap together.  So many of them seem to be Glengarry Glen Ross desperate.  I feel bad for them.

yes

[the KHAN!]

interviewed for a job last year and was told that when i started i would be required to write down 300 names of people that i know. then i would have to call each one of those people. 

The worst is when some dumbass friend sells you out to his scheme boss and gives them our name and number.  I have had to tell several scheme masters to eff off on numerous occasions because I've associated with dumbasses.

[The1BigWillie]

I LOVE being sold to and crushing hopes and dreams.  I'll listen to the whole thing... I can see their eyes sparkle with the excitement of FINALLY finding THE one... THE sale... I've GOT this... and then the way their entire face almost melts off when I just mush the crap out of them at the end. And if their a friend I call them a dumbass and laugh in their face after becuase they should know better.

[Mr Bread]

I LOVE being sold to and crushing hopes and dreams.  I'll listen to the whole thing... I can see their eyes sparkle with the excitement of FINALLY finding THE one... THE sale... I've GOT this... and then the way their entire face almost melts off when I just mush the crap out of them at the end. And if their a friend I call them a dumbass and laugh in their face after becuase they should know better.

A lot of people (sluttily) throwing around the "friend" label in this thread, but if it's actually a friend then this is exactly how it ends. 

[star seed 7]

I LOVE being sold to and crushing hopes and dreams.  I'll listen to the whole thing... I can see their eyes sparkle with the excitement of FINALLY finding THE one... THE sale... I've GOT this... and then the way their entire face almost melts off when I just mush the crap out of them at the end. And if their a friend I call them a dumbass and laugh in their face after becuase they should know better.

A lot of people (sluttily) throwing around the "friend" label in this thread, but if it's actually a friend then this is exactly how it ends.

i was wondering if i'm weird for not having dumbass friends, or if people just call people they know their "friends".  ty for clearing this up bread 

[Scary Smart]

I had the same thing happen with NW Mutual.  Went in for the interview/recruiting scam because I figured interview experience wouldn't hurt, and at the end they asked for 10 names and numbers.  I gave them legit names, but changed the phone number by a digit.  The interviewer was a pretty hot ex-EMAW cheerleader though, so we talked 'Cats for a bit.

She used to hook up with Ernie Pierce and Luis Colon. That's as EMAW as it gets, you guys.

[Rage Against the McKee]

I LOVE being sold to and crushing hopes and dreams.  I'll listen to the whole thing... I can see their eyes sparkle with the excitement of FINALLY finding THE one... THE sale... I've GOT this... and then the way their entire face almost melts off when I just mush the crap out of them at the end. And if their a friend I call them a dumbass and laugh in their face after becuase they should know better.

Not a friend, but one time a guy showed up at the door saying one of my friends referred him. He was selling some kind of steam cleaner for carpets. I wasn't doing anything, so I let him give his presentation. He steam cleaned my entire living room, and then I told him that I just wasn't that impressed and asked him to leave. He was PISSED.

[Dugout DickStone]

I LOVE being sold to and crushing hopes and dreams.  I'll listen to the whole thing... I can see their eyes sparkle with the excitement of FINALLY finding THE one... THE sale... I've GOT this... and then the way their entire face almost melts off when I just mush the crap out of them at the end. And if their a friend I call them a dumbass and laugh in their face after becuase they should know better.

Not a friend, but one time a guy showed up at the door saying one of my friends referred him. He was selling some kind of steam cleaner for carpets. I wasn't doing anything, so I let him give his presentation. He steam cleaned my entire living room, and then I told him that I just wasn't that impressed and asked him to leave. He was PISSED.

Send him over to steam a room for me.