Author Topic: Shame Yourself (Read 334837 times)

meow meow · « **Reply #3375 on:** June 01, 2017, 11:31:11 AM »

Quote from: yoga-like_abana on June 01, 2017, 11:12:30 AM

I am honestly surprised that the list did not include #ourguy wacky

i thought he'd put himself as #3

#modest

puniraptor · « **Reply #3376 on:** June 05, 2017, 02:12:09 AM »

I have a bad habit of puffing up my lips and mouth with air and sometimes it escapes and makes a fart like sound. When I realize this happens I try to overcompensate with more conspicuous mouth noises so that they will know the fart sound was a mouth noise but im afraid that it doesn't work and they think I am making mouth noises to cover up fart sounds :(

Mikeyis4dcats · « **Reply #3377 on:** June 05, 2017, 09:15:00 AM »

So if one of these players was wanting to join another team, and had failed 2 drug tests, would the coach release him?

420seriouscat69 · « **Reply #3378 on:** June 05, 2017, 09:17:41 AM »

You can't be in this league unless you fail a drug test, so yeah.

Emo EMAW · « **Reply #3379 on:** June 05, 2017, 09:18:16 AM »

I doubt there is drug testing for kickball.

SdK · « **Reply #3380 on:** June 05, 2017, 09:22:07 AM »

You are doing drugs, Wacky?

420seriouscat69 · « **Reply #3381 on:** June 05, 2017, 09:26:02 AM »

lol. Nah. There's a lot of pot heads in the league tho. I pop a couple of my anxiety meds in tho before a big game.

star seed 7 · « **Reply #3382 on:** June 05, 2017, 09:29:04 AM »

Wackycat08 is juicing

420seriouscat69 · « **Reply #3383 on:** June 05, 2017, 09:30:30 AM »

Quote from: libliblibliblibliblib on June 05, 2017, 09:29:04 AM

Wackycat08 is juicing

star seed 7 · « **Reply #3384 on:** June 05, 2017, 09:36:13 AM »

If you need dirty pee, I know a guy

Tobias · « **Reply #3385 on:** June 05, 2017, 09:38:46 AM »

420seriouscat69 · « **Reply #3386 on:** June 05, 2017, 09:39:12 AM »

SdK · « **Reply #3387 on:** June 05, 2017, 09:58:53 AM »

Hahah

Emo EMAW · « **Reply #3388 on:** June 19, 2017, 08:15:41 PM »

Flooded the coffee machine.

star seed 7 · « **Reply #3389 on:** June 19, 2017, 08:16:34 PM »

menudo?

Emo EMAW · « **Reply #3390 on:** June 19, 2017, 08:24:13 PM »

How dare you my mother is a saint.

yoga-like_abana · « **Reply #3391 on:** June 20, 2017, 12:33:48 PM »

looks disgusting whatever that is

puniraptor · « **Reply #3392 on:** June 21, 2017, 06:06:21 PM »

so in the gym shower today I let out a giant stinkeroni gas passage and in about 30 seconds the guy in the next shower stall started making hacking coughing gagging sounds. it was probably a coincidence. but was it? shame.

also I forgot my belt today. luckily I have my desk belt so shame minimized.

also I forgot my socks so I am wearing white gym socks. shame.

Emo EMAW · « **Reply #3393 on:** June 21, 2017, 06:07:56 PM »

My first foray into the working out and showering at work thing...I forgot underwear. Had to go commando all over that place.

star seed 7 · « **Reply #3394 on:** June 21, 2017, 06:08:21 PM »

That fart shame really messed your whole chi up

420seriouscat69 · « **Reply #3395 on:** June 22, 2017, 10:53:45 AM »

My team jumped my ass last night for sending a runner home with 2 outs on a ball kicked to 3rd. He gathered it and he nailed her in the back. IRL comments from some of the ppl: "Get your head in the game, fanning!" "Come on guys, let's play smart" Badass girl: "Did you send her?" ME: "No, I just told her there were 2 outs" Badass girl: "Yes you did, I heard you

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Cartierfor3 · « **Reply #3396 on:** June 22, 2017, 04:47:33 PM »

doesn't sound like much of a "team"

420seriouscat69 · « **Reply #3397 on:** June 22, 2017, 04:50:51 PM »

Quote from: Cartierfor3 on June 22, 2017, 04:47:33 PM

doesn't sound like much of a "team"

It's because we had a guy there, who didn't play in the spring, but knows the team because he's married to one of the girls on the team and he's a major dick. Bitches at everyone about everything. He played last night and stirred the pot. His wife had to tell him to STFU in front of everyone. it was awkward.

star seed 7 · « **Reply #3398 on:** June 22, 2017, 04:51:28 PM »

Well wackycat08 tried to lie to his team, so not much of a TEAMmate

Cartierfor3 · « **Reply #3399 on:** June 22, 2017, 05:11:02 PM »

dude shame on your teammates, not you. you sent a runner and they gunned her out. BFD. if your teammates are mad about one out in a coed adult kickball game then they are idiots.