Author Topic: What would happen if you put Mark Mangino and Charlie Weis in the same room? (Read 5218 times)

lopakman · « **on:** February 14, 2013, 08:02:04 PM »

Did anybody watch the show Fringe? Could it open up the door to a parallel universe where KU doesn't suck at football?

Stevesie60 · « **Reply #1 on:** February 14, 2013, 08:05:37 PM »

The gravity of those 2 great masses would pull them together.

cfbandyman · « **Reply #2 on:** February 14, 2013, 08:09:10 PM »

Force = G(mass mangino)(mass weis)/(waist line)^2

Emo EMAW · « **Reply #3 on:** February 15, 2013, 09:11:53 AM »

We'd probably solve the whole "dark matter" thing.

fr@ck me · « **Reply #4 on:** February 15, 2013, 09:39:52 AM »

The paint would peel off the walls from the smell...

The Tonya Harding of Twitter Users Creep · « **Reply #5 on:** February 15, 2013, 10:06:34 AM »

If they stayed in there long enough they'd probably eat each other.

steve dave · « **Reply #6 on:** February 15, 2013, 10:09:12 AM »

HUR HUR HUR

MadCat · « **Reply #7 on:** February 15, 2013, 10:18:57 AM »

Scheme Doctor's arch nemesis would be born.

KSUblumpkin · « **Reply #8 on:** February 15, 2013, 10:38:34 AM »

I feelt like these two lads would immediately attempt a hug (since they couldn't reach each other due it would be more of a belly bump). The reason for the immediate embrace in that both share one commonality: they haven't seen their penis in decades. After the hilarious fat man hug, they would lock eyes and nod their heads in acknowledgement that another knows what it is like to simply have faith that you have a penis and that when you pee you are pissing in a toilet/urinal and not on the floor or on some dude's loafers.

Winters · « **Reply #9 on:** February 15, 2013, 10:48:36 AM »

Is this where I'm suppose to post a fat joke or something?

steve dave · « **Reply #10 on:** February 15, 2013, 11:12:40 AM »

Quote from: Winters on February 15, 2013, 10:48:36 AM

Is this where I'm suppose to post a fat joke or something?

this is what we've become apparently

420seriouscat69 · « **Reply #11 on:** February 15, 2013, 11:33:28 AM »

#fanningstuff

The Tonya Harding of Twitter Users Creep · « **Reply #12 on:** February 15, 2013, 12:02:00 PM »

Quote from: Winters on February 15, 2013, 10:48:36 AM

Is this where I'm suppose to post a fat joke or something?

Yes. That's why this thread was started. Make a fat joke and move along.

Cartierfor3 · « **Reply #13 on:** February 15, 2013, 12:05:36 PM »

Quote from: Kelly Klarkson Kreep on February 15, 2013, 12:02:00 PM

Quote from: Winters on February 15, 2013, 10:48:36 AM
Is this where I'm suppose to post a fat joke or something?

Yes. That's why this thread was started. Make a fat joke and move along.

BECAUSE THEY ARE FAT HUR HUR HUR

/thread

now everyone back to the basketball board.

slackcat · « **Reply #14 on:** February 15, 2013, 01:30:33 PM »

Brock Landers · « **Reply #15 on:** February 15, 2013, 03:20:52 PM »

They would mate and one or more of their offspring would grow up to be a super coach/coaches starting a 1000 year football dynasty at KU.

felix rex · « **Reply #16 on:** February 15, 2013, 04:07:36 PM »

Has any poster ever been chased off both ksf and goEMAW?

WillieWatanabe · « **Reply #17 on:** February 15, 2013, 04:44:20 PM »

they would probably exchange pleasantries and talk some football.

Katpappy · « **Reply #18 on:** February 15, 2013, 08:29:29 PM »

Quote from: felix rex on February 15, 2013, 04:07:36 PM

Has any poster ever been chased off both ksf and goEMAW?

You and maybe Fatdamon were the few that made KSF entertaining, but mostly, KSF made me

and

.

Also, wecome to the board of enlightment...goEMAW.

hemmy · « **Reply #19 on:** February 15, 2013, 09:02:31 PM »

Fat jokes are funny. The too cool for school crowd can be a bunch of dumbasses sometimes.

lopakman · « **Reply #20 on:** February 16, 2013, 10:26:25 AM »

Quote from: felix rex on February 15, 2013, 04:07:36 PM

Has any poster ever been chased off both ksf and goEMAW?

You forgot gpc too. Give me my credit.

Dugout DickStone · « **Reply #21 on:** February 16, 2013, 10:48:00 AM »

If it were private I'd think they would lament the dog crap fan support they got.

Skipper44 · « **Reply #22 on:** February 19, 2013, 12:51:53 PM »

I bet they would say some sarcastic things about Bill Self as well.

bubbles4ksu · « **Reply #23 on:** February 19, 2013, 01:06:08 PM »

sorry to keep this abominable thread alive, but look at this man. his grossness isn't even the product of his fatness. ok, maybe some of it is, but he could be as fit as pissclams and still be so ugly that no one would respect him.

OregonSmock · « **Reply #24 on:** February 19, 2013, 09:45:48 PM »

Quote from: bubbles4ksu on February 19, 2013, 01:06:08 PM

sorry to keep this abominable thread alive, but look at this man. his grossness isn't even the product of his fatness. ok, maybe some of it is, but he could be as fit as pissclams and still be so ugly that no one would respect him.

What's the difference between this and someone who's a bigwillie20-style racist? Are you really this shallow that you wouldn't respect someone who was ugly or unattractive? People these days... WTF.