Tried to give away the Friday night game and they said "no thanks, bros. TSC."
Tried to let them have the Saturday game and they were all, "Guys, we're just gonna go ahead and blow this 6-1 lead and let you cruise in the second half of the game to a 9-6 win."
Tried on Sunday to pound their asses as hard as we could and totally succeeded because we were bored with them not taking advantage of the opportunities we were giving them.