Author Topic: KSU Booze Cats (Read 568898 times)

Dugout DickStone · « **Reply #501 on:** May 14, 2013, 10:51:48 AM »

I want the kind of mayhem that happens when a prison riot gets beyond the authorities control and they just lock up the prison from the outside and let the prisoners riot it out untilt they all fall asleep. Basically, they open the taps (beer coolers), close and lock the gates, throw a couple cartons of smokes over the fence, and come clean up Monday morning after our lunatic fans have all passed out.

ATTICA

scottwildcat · « **Reply #502 on:** May 14, 2013, 11:01:24 AM »

Quote from: Limestone on May 14, 2013, 10:51:48 AM

I want the kind of mayhem that happens when a prison riot gets beyond the authorities control and they just lock up the prison from the outside and let the prisoners riot it out untilt they all fall asleep. Basically, they open the taps (beer coolers), close and lock the gates, throw a couple cartons of smokes over the fence, and come clean up Monday morning after our lunatic fans have all passed out.

ATTICA

I smiled so hard reading this.

Dugout DickStone · « **Reply #503 on:** May 14, 2013, 11:15:29 AM »

I am just going for my "perfect world" scenario here.

Bqqkie Pimp · « **Reply #504 on:** May 14, 2013, 12:56:53 PM »

As I'll be in KC this weekend, I'm trying to decide whether a nice lil day roadie to MHK for boozecats makes sense or not... Who's all gonna be posted up in our spring game heckle spot by 1st base?

EllRobersonisInnocent · « **Reply #505 on:** May 14, 2013, 01:01:42 PM »

Quote from: Bookie Pimp on May 14, 2013, 12:56:53 PM

As I'll be in KC this weekend, I'm trying to decide whether a nice lil day roadie to MHK for boozecats makes sense or not... Who's all gonna be posted up in our spring game heckle spot by 1st base?

Myself, Metalhead and Winters for sure. Hopefully there will be others

The Tonya Harding of Twitter Users Creep · « **Reply #506 on:** May 14, 2013, 01:05:14 PM »

Quote from: Bookie Pimp on May 14, 2013, 12:56:53 PM

As I'll be in KC this weekend, I'm trying to decide whether a nice lil day roadie to MHK for boozecats makes sense or not... Who's all gonna be posted up in our spring game heckle spot by 1st base?

i wouldnt go if i were you. i think winters has enough sidekicks for this game...

pissclams · « **Reply #507 on:** May 14, 2013, 01:14:21 PM »

Quote from: Bookie Pimp on May 14, 2013, 12:56:53 PM

As I'll be in KC this weekend, I'm trying to decide whether a nice lil day roadie to MHK for boozecats makes sense or not... Who's all gonna be posted up in our spring game heckle spot by 1st base?

i'm making the drive down and hitting the Toint w/ KK

Dugout DickStone · « **Reply #508 on:** May 14, 2013, 01:27:17 PM »

Quote from: pissclams on May 14, 2013, 01:14:21 PM

Quote from: Bookie Pimp on May 14, 2013, 12:56:53 PM
As I'll be in KC this weekend, I'm trying to decide whether a nice lil day roadie to MHK for boozecats makes sense or not... Who's all gonna be posted up in our spring game heckle spot by 1st base?

i'm making the drive down and hitting the Toint w/ KK

Asteriskhead · « **Reply #509 on:** May 14, 2013, 02:51:20 PM »

Asteriskhead · « **Reply #510 on:** May 14, 2013, 02:57:11 PM »

Items of note on Rich Hills:

-Bachelor's in Sociology
-Volunteer Assistant
-Weird Looking
- Wife, Tara
-Two sons, Dakota & Graysen
-Six years in the minors (Padres, Mariners)
-Community Service awards

420seriouscat69 · « **Reply #511 on:** May 14, 2013, 03:08:20 PM »

Quote from: Metalhead on May 14, 2013, 02:57:11 PM

Items of note on Rich Hills:

-Bachelor's in Sociology
-Volunteer Assistant
-Weird Looking
- Wife, Tara
-Two sons, Dakota & Graysen
-Six years in the minors (Padres, Mariners)
-Community Service awards "

Well "you couldn't hack it out of the minors" should be an easy go to. "Tara? more like dara's super mart!", "How's Dakota Fanning doing? DUR DUR DUR!" "You don't seem too social for having a sociology degree, RICH!"

The Tonya Harding of Twitter Users Creep · « **Reply #512 on:** May 14, 2013, 03:09:51 PM »

Quote from: Wackycat08 on May 14, 2013, 03:08:20 PM

Quote from: Metalhead on May 14, 2013, 02:57:11 PM
Items of note on Rich Hills:

-Bachelor's in Sociology
-Volunteer Assistant
-Weird Looking
- Wife, Tara
-Two sons, Dakota & Graysen
-Six years in the minors (Padres, Mariners)
-Community Service awards "
Well "you couldn't hack it out of the minors" should be an easy go to. "Tara? more like dara's super mart!", "How's Dakota Fanning doing? DUR DUR DUR!" "You don't seem too social for having a sociology degree, RICH!"

those are all good ones. anyone else?

Asteriskhead · « **Reply #513 on:** May 14, 2013, 03:12:32 PM »

Quote from: Wackycat08 on May 14, 2013, 03:08:20 PM

Quote from: Metalhead on May 14, 2013, 02:57:11 PM
Items of note on Rich Hills:

-Bachelor's in Sociology
-Volunteer Assistant
-Weird Looking
- Wife, Tara
-Two sons, Dakota & Graysen
-Six years in the minors (Padres, Mariners)
-Community Service awards "
HUMINAH, HUMINAH, HUMINAH!

Got it.

EllRobersonisInnocent · « **Reply #514 on:** May 14, 2013, 03:19:55 PM »

When will starting pitchers be announced?

420seriouscat69 · « **Reply #515 on:** May 14, 2013, 03:23:51 PM »

Quote from: Metalhead on May 14, 2013, 03:12:32 PM

Quote from: Wackycat08 on May 14, 2013, 03:08:20 PM
Quote from: Metalhead on May 14, 2013, 02:57:11 PM
Items of note on Rich Hills:

-Bachelor's in Sociology
-Volunteer Assistant
-Weird Looking
- Wife, Tara
-Two sons, Dakota & Graysen
-Six years in the minors (Padres, Mariners)
-Community Service awards "
HUMINAH, HUMINAH, HUMINAH!

Got it.

yoman · « **Reply #516 on:** May 14, 2013, 03:49:09 PM »

Quote from: EllRobersonisInnocent on May 14, 2013, 01:01:42 PM

Quote from: Bookie Pimp on May 14, 2013, 12:56:53 PM
As I'll be in KC this weekend, I'm trying to decide whether a nice lil day roadie to MHK for boozecats makes sense or not... Who's all gonna be posted up in our spring game heckle spot by 1st base?

Myself, Metalhead and Winters for sure. Hopefully there will be others

Yoman +1 will be there. Ready to

and give Rich enough hell that he will have PTSD by Sunday.

Quote from: Metalhead on May 14, 2013, 02:57:11 PM

Items of note on Rich Hills:

-Bachelor's in Sociology
-Volunteer Assistant
-Weird Looking
- Wife, Tara
-Two sons, Dakota & Graysen
-Six years in the minors (Padres, Mariners)
-Community Service awards

Community Service awards paired with his volunteer status could be interesting. Making fun of sociology as a worthless degree and his wife seem like pretty easy lay ups.

yoman · « **Reply #517 on:** May 14, 2013, 03:58:42 PM »

Still, the DOD isn't complete without the goEMAW flag. Trim and Gooch to come through on this one?

jtksu · « **Reply #518 on:** May 14, 2013, 04:00:32 PM »

Quote from: yoman on May 14, 2013, 03:58:42 PM

Still, the DOD isn't complete without the goEMAW flag. Trim and Gooch to come through on this one?

Gooch and who?

scottwildcat · « **Reply #519 on:** May 14, 2013, 04:02:37 PM »

Quote from: jtksu on May 14, 2013, 04:00:32 PM

Quote from: yoman on May 14, 2013, 03:58:42 PM
Still, the DOD isn't complete without the goEMAW flag. Trim and Gooch to come through on this one?

Gooch and who?

Trim, this lawyer dude who used to post here and sues people.

yoman · « **Reply #520 on:** May 14, 2013, 04:03:11 PM »

Quote from: scottwildcat on May 14, 2013, 04:02:37 PM

Quote from: jtksu on May 14, 2013, 04:00:32 PM
Quote from: yoman on May 14, 2013, 03:58:42 PM
Still, the DOD isn't complete without the goEMAW flag. Trim and Gooch to come through on this one?

Gooch and who?

Trim, this lawyer dude who used to post here and sues people.

rumor has it that in the week leading up to a K-State big 12 title, if you post his name three times in a row in a thread, he appears.

jtksu · « **Reply #521 on:** May 14, 2013, 04:03:19 PM »

Quote from: scottwildcat on May 14, 2013, 04:02:37 PM

Quote from: jtksu on May 14, 2013, 04:00:32 PM
Quote from: yoman on May 14, 2013, 03:58:42 PM
Still, the DOD isn't complete without the goEMAW flag. Trim and Gooch to come through on this one?

Gooch and who?

Trim, this lawyer dude who used to post here and sues people.

Doesn't ring a bell.

SdK · « **Reply #522 on:** May 14, 2013, 05:30:12 PM »

I'll be there!

Dugout DickStone · « **Reply #523 on:** May 14, 2013, 05:39:51 PM »

Like, our fans get so crazy blasted that the entire park looks like a scene from inside the prison fence on an episode of "The Walking Dead" with stupid hammered EMAW fans staggering around like zombies, partying their brains out.

Dr Rick Daris · « **Reply #524 on:** May 14, 2013, 06:03:06 PM »

Quote from: pissclams on May 14, 2013, 01:14:21 PM

Quote from: Bookie Pimp on May 14, 2013, 12:56:53 PM
As I'll be in KC this weekend, I'm trying to decide whether a nice lil day roadie to MHK for boozecats makes sense or not... Who's all gonna be posted up in our spring game heckle spot by 1st base?

i'm making the drive down and hitting the Toint w/ KK

i'll be four states away this weekend but regardless, the three of us are no longer friends if this is true due to the fact that neither of you knew that. assuming we ever really were that is. friends i mean.