Author Topic: Contacts (Read 12622 times)

Mr Bread · « **Reply #100 on:** February 01, 2013, 12:43:02 PM »

Quote from: OK Cat on February 01, 2013, 12:31:48 PM

Quote from: Mr Bread on February 01, 2013, 12:29:33 PM
Quote from: OK Cat on February 01, 2013, 12:22:54 PM
my super awesome perfect vision lasik eyes feel pretty elite

All the better to watch your driveway with so then when neighbor kids are on it you're all get the hell off brats and they're like whoa how the hell did he see us we were only there for a sec and you're all it's rough ridin' lasik you delinquents now scram.

oh man, that's a great idea. i might get a "lawn chair" and just sit there for hours each evening.

You could start a service watching everyone's driveway in whatever radius your super eagle eye plus plus vision allows. Will need a bull horn for the verbal admonishmets to the youths involved. Pretty good way to supplement the old income. Also your elderly neighbors will love you for being their hero. Maybe just do an eagle screech into the bull horn as your warning to the driveway kids. That could be your thing. Or like another of your things.

Institutional Control · « **Reply #101 on:** February 01, 2013, 12:43:15 PM »

Quote from: OK Cat on February 01, 2013, 12:31:48 PM

Quote from: Mr Bread on February 01, 2013, 12:29:33 PM
Quote from: OK Cat on February 01, 2013, 12:22:54 PM
my super awesome perfect vision lasik eyes feel pretty elite

All the better to watch your driveway with so then when neighbor kids are on it you're all get the hell off brats and they're like whoa how the hell did he see us we were only there for a sec and you're all it's rough ridin' lasik you delinquents now scram.

oh man, that's a great idea. i might get a "lawn chair" and just sit there for hours each evening.

Just put an old couch on your front porch.

OK_Cat · « **Reply #102 on:** February 01, 2013, 12:49:24 PM »

i DO have a bunch of elderly neighbors. This might have legs, Mr. Bread.

8manpick · « **Reply #103 on:** February 01, 2013, 01:11:51 PM »

Quote from: p1k3 on January 31, 2013, 08:28:41 PM

Quote from: Dlew12 on January 31, 2013, 02:05:11 PM
Hey guys, Dlew12 here. Got contact lenses today. I have kind of small eye openings and it took me prolly an hour to get them in the first time. It was a pretty miserable experience. Eyes watering everywhere.

Will it get better or is this whole little project doomed to fail? Can't spend an hour every morning shoving these damn things in my face. Some one tell me it's all going to be okay.

Hey Dlew12...hang in there, man. DNR this thread, because I had worn contacts since I was about 11 years old (I'm 25 now) blah blah blah

I'm way behind in this thread, but definitely was not expecting this.

ChiComCat · « **Reply #104 on:** February 01, 2013, 03:12:50 PM »

Dlew: Day and night contacts are the way to do it. Want to spend the night at a filly's place and not worry about contacts sucking the next morning, don't worry about it!

sys · « **Reply #105 on:** February 01, 2013, 05:41:17 PM »

i've never heard of small eye openings. what a horrible affliction.

DQ12 · « **Reply #106 on:** February 01, 2013, 05:42:34 PM »

my eyes are just a little smaller than the average person's i think.

sys · « **Reply #107 on:** February 01, 2013, 05:44:03 PM »

Quote from: Dlew12 on February 01, 2013, 05:42:34 PM

my eyes are just a little smaller than the average person's i think.

i'll be praying for you.

ChiComCat · « **Reply #108 on:** February 01, 2013, 05:52:00 PM »

Everyone has trouble right off the bat Dlew, you'll get used to it and be fine.

Mr Bread · « **Reply #109 on:** February 01, 2013, 06:03:53 PM »

Quote from: sys on February 01, 2013, 05:41:17 PM

i've never heard of small eye openings. what a horrible affliction.

People with fetal alcohol syndrome have small close-set eyes.

chunkles · « **Reply #110 on:** February 01, 2013, 07:01:17 PM »

contacts take a few tries and then you'll be a machine. Then in 15 years you'll get sick of dealing with them and just embrace fashionable eyewear.

Mr Bread · « **Reply #111 on:** February 01, 2013, 08:57:36 PM »

Quote from: chunkles on February 01, 2013, 07:01:17 PM

contacts take a few tries and then you'll be a machine. Then in 15 years you'll get sick of dealing with them and just embrace fashionable eyewear.

Boom roasted. You just told my vision correction history except it didn't take fifteen years. It took like eleven and change. Also I didn't get sick of dealing with so much as I got sick of how they ever so slightly irritated my eyes. I kicked those bitches right to the curb other than the shoot ton of disposeys I have laying around in case I want my eyes to be uncomfortable for a while. Sexay!

puniraptor · « **Reply #112 on:** February 01, 2013, 10:56:43 PM »

Quote from: Mr Bread on February 01, 2013, 06:03:53 PM

Quote from: sys on February 01, 2013, 05:41:17 PM
i've never heard of small eye openings. what a horrible affliction.

People with fetal alcohol syndrome have small close-set eyes.

No way they have wide set eyes and smooth philtrums

p1k3 · « **Reply #113 on:** February 01, 2013, 11:07:10 PM »

Quote from: chunkles on February 01, 2013, 07:01:17 PM

contacts take a few tries and then you'll be a machine. Then in 15 years you'll get sick of dealing with them and just embrace fashionable eyewear.

or get LASIK like I did after 15 years

chunkles · « **Reply #114 on:** February 02, 2013, 10:27:03 AM »

Quote from: p1k3 on February 01, 2013, 11:07:10 PM

Quote from: chunkles on February 01, 2013, 07:01:17 PM
contacts take a few tries and then you'll be a machine. Then in 15 years you'll get sick of dealing with them and just embrace fashionable eyewear.

or get LASIK like I did after 15 years

BARF

chunkles · « **Reply #115 on:** February 02, 2013, 10:39:46 AM »

Quote from: Mr Bread on February 01, 2013, 08:57:36 PM

Quote from: chunkles on February 01, 2013, 07:01:17 PM
contacts take a few tries and then you'll be a machine. Then in 15 years you'll get sick of dealing with them and just embrace fashionable eyewear.

Boom roasted. You just told my vision correction history except it didn't take fifteen years. It took like eleven and change. Also I didn't get sick of dealing with so much as I got sick of how they ever so slightly irritated my eyes. I kicked those bitches right to the curb other than the shoot ton of disposeys I have laying around in case I want my eyes to be uncomfortable for a while. Sexay!

samesies, also:
my appearance w/o glasses = pretty stellar
my appearance w/ glasses = hotter version of pretty stellar

DQ12 · « **Reply #116 on:** February 02, 2013, 01:05:34 PM »

took a little longer this morning. still not bad though!

>10 minutes.

p1k3 · « **Reply #117 on:** February 02, 2013, 01:14:32 PM »

I remember in junior high school I'd have to wake up like super early so I could have time to put them in

IMO, the most important part is learning how to keep your brows wide open while keeping the contact clean and moist. There is probably 4 or 5 techniques for how to do this.

Stevesie60 · « **Reply #118 on:** February 02, 2013, 02:15:33 PM »

Everyone I know put them in on the side of their eye. I would put them in right on my pupil. Like, stare at my finger the entire time it was coming toward and touching my eye.

DQ12 · « **Reply #119 on:** February 02, 2013, 06:05:43 PM »

these damn things are making my eyes feel very tired.

Stevesie60 · « **Reply #120 on:** February 02, 2013, 06:06:40 PM »

Quote from: Dlew12 on February 02, 2013, 06:05:43 PM

these damn things are making my eyes feel very tired.

Did they make you work up to wearing them all day or did they just let you dive right in?

WillieWatanabe · « **Reply #121 on:** February 02, 2013, 06:08:46 PM »

Quote from: Dlew12 on February 01, 2013, 05:42:34 PM

my eyes are just a little smaller than the average person's i think.

maybe talk to Fitz for tips on enlargement?

hopefully this joke hasnt already been made.

DQ12 · « **Reply #122 on:** February 02, 2013, 06:16:06 PM »

Quote from: Jakesie60 on February 02, 2013, 06:06:40 PM

Quote from: Dlew12 on February 02, 2013, 06:05:43 PM
these damn things are making my eyes feel very tired.

Did they make you work up to wearing them all day or did they just let you dive right in?

i started at about 6 hours the first day, about 7 yesterday, and i put them in around noon today.

MakeItRain · « **Reply #123 on:** February 02, 2013, 08:06:15 PM »

Quote from: Mrs. Gooch on February 01, 2013, 08:19:38 AM

I wear my contacts most days, but wear glasses once in a while plus on weekends when I'm not really going anywhere to give my eyes a rest.
I don't really need a mirror anymore to put them in but I usually use one.

What are you guys doing to get sand in your contacts? I've never had that issue but I did get a paper cut on my eyeball in 5th grade.

Not really sure how it happened. I woke up and my eye burned, I had a killer headache and was really light sensitive. I took my contacts out and they had sand on/in them. Pain didnt go away, had to go to the ER and I was prescribed gel to put in my eyes for a week. We had a big beach there but it's not like I was throwing sand in my eyes, no idea how that happened while I sleeped.

XocolateThundarr · « **Reply #124 on:** February 04, 2013, 11:09:42 AM »

Quote from: MakeItRain on February 02, 2013, 08:06:15 PM

Quote from: Mrs. Gooch on February 01, 2013, 08:19:38 AM
I wear my contacts most days, but wear glasses once in a while plus on weekends when I'm not really going anywhere to give my eyes a rest.
I don't really need a mirror anymore to put them in but I usually use one.

What are you guys doing to get sand in your contacts? I've never had that issue but I did get a paper cut on my eyeball in 5th grade.

Not really sure how it happened. I woke up and my eye burned, I had a killer headache and was really light sensitive. I took my contacts out and they had sand on/in them. Pain didnt go away, had to go to the ER and I was prescribed gel to put in my eyes for a week. We had a big beach there but it's not like I was throwing sand in my eyes, no idea how that happened while I sleeped.

Duh...the Sandman.