Author Topic: Law School (Read 22854 times)

Asteriskhead · « **Reply #201 on:** February 08, 2013, 04:20:32 PM »

Oh man.

GoodForAnother · « **Reply #202 on:** February 08, 2013, 04:21:23 PM »

this thread is weird

steve dave · « **Reply #203 on:** February 08, 2013, 04:22:48 PM »

Quote from: GoodForAnother on February 08, 2013, 04:21:23 PM

this thread is weird

I've seen weirder

Stevesie60 · « **Reply #204 on:** February 08, 2013, 04:24:17 PM »

Quote from: steve dave on February 08, 2013, 04:22:48 PM

Quote from: GoodForAnother on February 08, 2013, 04:21:23 PM
this thread is weird

I've seen weirder

#stevedavebrag

ChiComCat · « **Reply #205 on:** February 08, 2013, 04:26:42 PM »

Be a doctor/lawyer, write down your escapades, sell the stories to USA and they will make a terrible TV series based on your life. Retire at 45.

wetwillie · « **Reply #206 on:** February 08, 2013, 06:31:27 PM »

I feel like this is the kind of desperate plea for help that people with mental illness make prior to shooting innocent people. Does anyone know this guy IRL?

steve dave · « **Reply #207 on:** February 08, 2013, 06:35:28 PM »

Quote from: ChiCat on February 08, 2013, 04:26:42 PM

Be a doctor/lawyer, write down your escapades, sell the stories to USA and they will make a terrible TV series based on your life. Retire at 45.

there are honestly a shitload of failed MDs that got a law degree or failed attorneys that got a med degree to help their bodily injury lawyer practice stuff. huge waste of time fwiw. they are mocked by everyone.

Dugout DickStone · « **Reply #208 on:** February 08, 2013, 07:47:26 PM »

Quote from: steve dave on February 08, 2013, 06:35:28 PM

Quote from: ChiCat on February 08, 2013, 04:26:42 PM
Be a doctor/lawyer, write down your escapades, sell the stories to USA and they will make a terrible TV series based on your life. Retire at 45.

there are honestly a shitload of failed MDs that got a law degree or failed attorneys that got a med degree to help their bodily injury lawyer practice stuff. huge waste of time fwiw. they are mocked by everyone.

Can confirm on mocking

Dugout DickStone · « **Reply #209 on:** February 08, 2013, 07:48:55 PM »

Quote from: steve dave on February 08, 2013, 06:35:28 PM

Quote from: ChiCat on February 08, 2013, 04:26:42 PM
Be a doctor/lawyer, write down your escapades, sell the stories to USA and they will make a terrible TV series based on your life. Retire at 45.

there are honestly a shitload of failed MDs that got a law degree or failed attorneys that got a med degree to help their bodily injury lawyer practice stuff. huge waste of time fwiw. they are mocked by everyone.

chum1 · « **Reply #210 on:** February 08, 2013, 07:54:06 PM »

I don't understand what happened here.

hurtsogood · « **Reply #211 on:** February 08, 2013, 11:20:44 PM »

Quote from: chum1 on February 08, 2013, 07:54:06 PM

I don't understand what happened here.

puniraptor · « **Reply #212 on:** February 08, 2013, 11:24:05 PM »

everybody do what you want and go cats

<- alum. obv.

Trim · « **Reply #213 on:** February 09, 2013, 11:08:40 AM »

We'll pass.

sys · « **Reply #214 on:** February 09, 2013, 01:43:00 PM »

i gave you good advice, sundance. and you were too arrogant and vulnerable to take it.

EMAWgeddon · « **Reply #215 on:** February 10, 2013, 11:34:36 PM »

MCAT?

Do you have a science degree? That could be a total game changer in this law school discussion here.

Bloodfart · « **Reply #216 on:** February 10, 2013, 11:48:25 PM »

Quote from: EMAWgeddon on February 10, 2013, 11:34:36 PM

MCAT?

Do you have a science degree? That could be a total game changer in this law school discussion here.

From the OP.

Quote from: Sundance£Kid on January 30, 2013, 02:42:46 PM

I am a pre-med/biochem major and still plan to take the MCAT but think I may also take the LSAT in October.

pissclams · « **Reply #217 on:** February 11, 2013, 08:38:08 AM »

this thread is as good as anywhere to drop a job idea i came up with
the gist of it is that you're a lawyer. but not just a defendant attorney, you're also a plaintiff attorney. that's the rub. you take on a case as attorney for the plaintiff, and then get hired as the defendant's attorney in the same case.

never agree to meet everyone in person. so do all pre-trial stuff via conference calls or meet with each of your clients separately.

then, day one of the trial, guess what? boom. you walk into the courtroom and obviously everyone in the court's jaw drops (including the hot lady doing the typing thing) and you basically just grab the gavel and hit it down and say, let's do this.

regardless of who wins the case, you always win.

ben ji · « **Reply #218 on:** February 11, 2013, 08:41:01 AM »

Quote from: pissclams on February 11, 2013, 08:38:08 AM

this thread is as good as anywhere to drop a job idea i came up with
the gist of it is that you're a lawyer. but not just a defendant attorney, you're also a plaintiff attorney. that's the rub. you take on a case as attorney for the plaintiff, and then get hired as the defendant's attorney in the same case.

never agree to meet everyone in person. so do all pre-trial stuff via conference calls or meet with each of your clients separately.

then, day one of the trial, guess what? boom. you walk into the courtroom and obviously everyone in the court's jaw drops (including the hot lady doing the typing thing) and you basically just grab the gavel and hit it down and say, let's do this.

regardless of who wins the case, you always win.

Clams may have just stumbled upon a gold mine here...

Trim · « **Reply #219 on:** February 11, 2013, 01:48:47 PM »

Quote from: pissclams on February 11, 2013, 08:38:08 AM

this thread is as good as anywhere to drop a job idea i came up with
the gist of it is that you're a lawyer. but not just a defendant attorney, you're also a plaintiff attorney. that's the rub. you take on a case as attorney for the plaintiff, and then get hired as the defendant's attorney in the same case.

never agree to meet everyone in person. so do all pre-trial stuff via conference calls or meet with each of your clients separately.

then, day one of the trial, guess what? boom. you walk into the courtroom and obviously everyone in the court's jaw drops (including the hot lady doing the typing thing) and you basically just grab the gavel and hit it down and say, let's do this.

regardless of who wins the case, you always win.

Had a defendant ask for this last Friday.

pissclams · « **Reply #220 on:** February 11, 2013, 02:33:53 PM »

good to know i came up with the idea 2 friday's ago.

EuroCat · « **Reply #221 on:** February 11, 2013, 02:39:42 PM »

Quote from: pissclams on February 11, 2013, 08:38:08 AM

this thread is as good as anywhere to drop a job idea i came up with
the gist of it is that you're a lawyer. but not just a defendant attorney, you're also a plaintiff attorney. that's the rub. you take on a case as attorney for the plaintiff, and then get hired as the defendant's attorney in the same case.

never agree to meet everyone in person. so do all pre-trial stuff via conference calls or meet with each of your clients separately.

then, day one of the trial, guess what? boom. you walk into the courtroom and obviously everyone in the court's jaw drops (including the hot lady doing the typing thing) and you basically just grab the gavel and hit it down and say, let's do this.

regardless of who wins the case, you always win.

What if you could be the judge too?

Or we could start a gE law firm, collab (conspire) and split the profits. Don't think a lawyer has ever taken a dive before.

star seed 7 · « **Reply #222 on:** February 11, 2013, 04:23:02 PM »

Quote from: pissclams on February 11, 2013, 08:38:08 AM

this thread is as good as anywhere to drop a job idea i came up with
the gist of it is that you're a lawyer. but not just a defendant attorney, you're also a plaintiff attorney. that's the rub. you take on a case as attorney for the plaintiff, and then get hired as the defendant's attorney in the same case.

never agree to meet everyone in person. so do all pre-trial stuff via conference calls or meet with each of your clients separately.

then, day one of the trial, guess what? boom. you walk into the courtroom and obviously everyone in the court's jaw drops (including the hot lady doing the typing thing) and you basically just grab the gavel and hit it down and say, let's do this.

regardless of who wins the case, you always win.

you would always lose too, how do you overcome this pissclams?

pissclams · « **Reply #223 on:** February 11, 2013, 04:29:42 PM »

no, i'd never lose.

star seed 7 · « **Reply #224 on:** February 11, 2013, 04:31:40 PM »

Quote from: pissclams on February 11, 2013, 04:29:42 PM

no, i'd never lose.