This isn't the thread for this anecdote, but I stayed with my mom over Thanksgiving (big Trump/De Santis/My Pillow type), and she was very proud to unpack a brand-spanking new My Pillow from its factory packaging for me to use. Anyway, the pillow sucked ass, and she could tell. She kept trying to fluff it in the dryer while explaining that they usually rule. Was both funny and sad.