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Re: Political Facebook Posts/Tweets From People
« Reply #275 on: February 25, 2013, 12:46:02 PM »
love the last two, cfod.

I loved the "Get off my lawn!" post about math.  The 50s must have been the greatest time to be alive.

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« Reply #276 on: February 25, 2013, 12:46:35 PM »
love the last two, cfod.

Yeah, I didn't think this thread could get any better. But everytime I open it there's an absolute gem.

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« Reply #277 on: February 25, 2013, 12:55:29 PM »

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Re: Political Facebook Posts/Tweets From People
« Reply #278 on: February 25, 2013, 01:00:40 PM »
GOLF

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« Reply #279 on: February 25, 2013, 01:02:51 PM »
GOLF

I didn't understand the Big Bird. I thought that was Romney.

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« Reply #280 on: February 25, 2013, 01:07:25 PM »
GOLF

I didn't understand the Big Bird. I thought that was Romney.

Romney hated Big Bird, so Obama saved him. Duh.

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« Reply #281 on: February 25, 2013, 01:09:38 PM »
Was torn between posting this here or the Master Boss Obama thread




.....either way its pretty BOSS

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« Reply #282 on: February 25, 2013, 01:24:54 PM »
Was torn between posting this here or the Master Boss Obama thread




.....either way its pretty BOSS

Some of those are pretty lol.  It belongs here.
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« Reply #283 on: February 25, 2013, 02:14:04 PM »

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« Reply #284 on: February 25, 2013, 02:14:52 PM »
Was torn between posting this here or the Master Boss Obama thread




.....either way its pretty BOSS

I would bet beems put that one together. And yes, the first three bullets are lollable.

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« Reply #285 on: February 25, 2013, 02:16:38 PM »
I don't care what anyone says, Kate Upton has an ugly face

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Re: Political Facebook Posts/Tweets From People
« Reply #286 on: February 25, 2013, 02:17:42 PM »
definitely belongs here

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« Reply #287 on: February 25, 2013, 02:52:07 PM »
Fair and balanced.


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« Reply #288 on: February 25, 2013, 03:36:09 PM »

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« Reply #289 on: February 25, 2013, 03:36:54 PM »
 :lol:

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« Reply #290 on: February 25, 2013, 03:40:02 PM »
great stuff, beems. I think you may understand the thread now. Love the zingers from the "libs" as well.

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« Reply #291 on: February 25, 2013, 03:52:40 PM »

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« Reply #292 on: February 25, 2013, 03:55:25 PM »
 :lol: thats great

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« Reply #293 on: February 25, 2013, 04:03:11 PM »
 :popcorn:
I got a guy on the other line about some white walls

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Re: Political Facebook Posts/Tweets From People
« Reply #295 on: February 25, 2013, 04:45:50 PM »
Beems has really latched his head around this thread now.

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« Reply #296 on: February 25, 2013, 04:48:41 PM »
MOAR BEEMS, MOAR!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Re: Political Facebook Posts/Tweets From People
« Reply #297 on: February 25, 2013, 06:43:58 PM »
HOLLYWOOD!!!! :shakesfist: :shakesfist: :shakesfist:


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« Reply #298 on: February 25, 2013, 07:58:25 PM »
That is one of my favorites.

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Re: Political Facebook Posts/Tweets From People
« Reply #299 on: February 25, 2013, 08:03:53 PM »
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An economics professor at a local college made a statement that he had never failed a single student before, but had recently failed an entire class. That class had insisted that Obama's socialism worked and that no one would be poor and no one would be rich, a great equalizer.

The professor then said, "OK, we will have an experiment in this class on Obama's plan".. All grades will be averaged and everyone will receive the same grade so no one will fail and no one will receive an A.... (substituting grades for dollars - something closer to home and more readily understood by all).

After the first test, the grades were averaged and everyone got a B. The students who studied hard were upset and the students who studied little were happy. As the second test rolled around, the students who studied little had studied even less and the ones who studied hard decided they wanted a free ride too so they studied little.

The second test average was a D! No one was happy.
When the 3rd test rolled around, the average was an F.

As the tests proceeded, the scores never increased as bickering, blame and name-calling all resulted in hard feelings and no one would study for the benefit of anyone else.

To their great surprise, ALL FAILED and the professor told them that socialism would also ultimately fail because when the reward is great, the effort to succeed is great, but when government takes all the reward away, no one will try or want to succeed. Could not be any simpler than that. (Please pass this on) These are possibly the 5 best sentences you'll ever read and all applicable to this experiment:

1. You cannot legislate the poor into prosperity by legislating the wealthy out of prosperity.

2. What one person receives without working for, another person must work for without receiving.

3. The government cannot give to anybody anything that the government does not first take from somebody else.

4. You cannot multiply wealth by dividing it!

5. When half of the people get the idea that they do not have to work because the other half is going to take care of them, and when the other half gets the idea that it does no good to work because somebody else is going to get what they work for, that is the beginning of the end of any nation.

Can you think of a reason for not sharing this?
Neither could I.
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