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Re: Political Facebook Posts/Tweets From People
« Reply #25951 on: September 24, 2020, 08:59:49 AM »
My favorite thing about this thread is how badly dax doesn't get it.

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Re: Political Facebook Posts/Tweets From People
« Reply #25952 on: September 24, 2020, 09:10:12 AM »
:lol:
"The Times 03/Jan/2009 Chancellor on brink of second bailout for banks"

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« Reply #25953 on: September 24, 2020, 09:13:08 AM »

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« Reply #25954 on: September 24, 2020, 10:27:26 AM »
The same people who always want to provide additional responses with personal commentary in this thread, who just responded about me not getting this thread . . .  :lol: :lol:

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« Reply #25955 on: September 24, 2020, 10:31:58 AM »

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« Reply #25956 on: September 24, 2020, 10:44:39 AM »
oddly enough I think this person gets it even if not for the reason they think

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Funny cause you all know it's true.  Also proves this whole thing is 85% bullshit.
“Let's go out to eat, 2020 style...
1. Arrive at restaurant, fish three month old single-use surgical mask out of car's filthy cupholder (still slightly sticky from this morning's 84oz diet Pepsi).
2. Strap up with three month old single-use surgical mask.
*MAGICAL ANTI-GERM BARRIER ENGAGE!!!*
3. Proceed into restaurant, opening door with same handle grabbed by 200 people so far today.
4. Hostess has immediate seating for your woke party of three. Walk past entire restaurant of unmasked people. It's ok, they're sitting.
5. Sit down.
*SEATED ANTI-GERM FORCEFIELD ENGAGE!!!*
6. Safely within your anti-germ forcefield, remove mask. Browse menu while making relaxed inhales of the same recirculated AC air previously inside the lungs of the 200 people that also grabbed the door handle.
7.  Waitress drops off drinks bare handed.
8. Grab drink with your bare hand. Sip leisurely, secure in knowing you're within your anti-germ forcefield of seatedness.
9. Too many drinks. Need to pee. Don the magical anti-germ barrier mask as you leave your anti-germ forcefield of seatedness.
10. Walk past 40 unmasked restaurant patrons. Open bathroom with same door knob grabbed by 100 other people so far today.
11. Return to table past same 40 unmasked restaurant patrons.
12. Remove mask. Once again safe in your anti-germ forcefield of seatedness. Waitress takes your sweaty drink glass with her bare hand, refills, hands back to you. You accept with your bare hand. Grab some bread and eat it. Same hand. Yum Yum.
13. Meal complete. Mask on. Walk past 40 unmasked patrons. Make full body contact with at least 4 people waiting at the hostess stand as you squeeze your way back to the door - no matter, they're all also wearing their magical anti-germ barriers.
14. Grab exit handle, which you are now the 220th person of the day to touch. Eating out successful.
15. Breathe a sigh of relief knowing that even after leaving the protection of your home and venturing out into the scary world of the public, you are essentially sterile thanks to your state approved methods of magical germ mitigation.”

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Re: Political Facebook Posts/Tweets From People
« Reply #25957 on: September 24, 2020, 11:18:12 AM »


I now have GS's account and routing #.  Time to get PAID

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Re: Political Facebook Posts/Tweets From People
« Reply #25958 on: September 24, 2020, 11:40:30 AM »
Ann Teefa - lol

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Re: Political Facebook Posts/Tweets From People
« Reply #25959 on: September 24, 2020, 11:42:22 AM »
$5000 will buy a lot of vodka, eh Conrad?

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Fifteen minutes later, when the Kansas locker room opened its doors to the media, the Jayhawks were still crying. Literally, bawling. All of them. I've never seen anything like it, and I've seen devastated college locker rooms -- after losses in the Final Four, the national championship game -- ever

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Re: Political Facebook Posts/Tweets From People
« Reply #25961 on: September 24, 2020, 03:03:22 PM »
This one is for dax and kk

Hyperbolic partisan duplicitous hypocrite

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Re: Political Facebook Posts/Tweets From People
« Reply #25962 on: September 24, 2020, 03:08:32 PM »
An early start to 8 years of Perpetual War:  Hope and Change!   :thumbsup: :thumbsup:

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Re: Political Facebook Posts/Tweets From People
« Reply #25963 on: September 24, 2020, 04:07:05 PM »
https://twitter.com/ProfSunnySingh/status/1309077604838842371?s=20

Wasn't sure where to put that but this seemed appropriate.
« Last Edit: September 24, 2020, 04:10:40 PM by DQ12 »


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Re: Political Facebook Posts/Tweets From People
« Reply #25964 on: September 24, 2020, 04:14:04 PM »
I'd put that one in the woke nation thread.

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Re: Political Facebook Posts/Tweets From People
« Reply #25965 on: September 24, 2020, 04:15:14 PM »
Could have been a great "Debates CANCELED" bait and switch thread title
Hyperbolic partisan duplicitous hypocrite

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Re: Political Facebook Posts/Tweets From People
« Reply #25966 on: September 24, 2020, 05:02:16 PM »
I'm gonna be honest guys, I don't think I "get" this thread. I used to think I did, but I'm so confused now as to what "getting it" really means.


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Re: Political Facebook Posts/Tweets From People
« Reply #25967 on: September 24, 2020, 07:06:54 PM »



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Re: Political Facebook Posts/Tweets From People
« Reply #25968 on: September 24, 2020, 09:02:55 PM »
Man, she’s so hot!


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Re: Political Facebook Posts/Tweets From People
« Reply #25969 on: September 24, 2020, 11:25:35 PM »
I'm gonna be honest guys, I don't think I "get" this thread. I used to think I did, but I'm so confused now as to what "getting it" really means.

The post right after yours is "getting it," literally every single dax post in here the last two years are not. Homeboy won't even post funny memes anymore.

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Re: Political Facebook Posts/Tweets From People
« Reply #25970 on: September 25, 2020, 12:32:18 AM »
if you post something that you already posted on your own facebook (like all of dax original content) then you dont get it

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Re: Political Facebook Posts/Tweets From People
« Reply #25971 on: September 25, 2020, 05:14:42 AM »
I'm gonna be honest guys, I don't think I "get" this thread. I used to think I did, but I'm so confused now as to what "getting it" really means.

The post right after yours is "getting it," literally every single dax post in here the last two years are not. Homeboy won't even post funny memes anymore.

Hopefully you get your vision fixed soon.  T&P's on that.


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Re: Political Facebook Posts/Tweets From People
« Reply #25972 on: September 25, 2020, 07:05:15 PM »



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Re: Political Facebook Posts/Tweets From People
« Reply #25973 on: September 26, 2020, 12:09:56 PM »



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« Reply #25974 on: September 26, 2020, 12:26:49 PM »



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