Political Facebook Posts/Tweets From People

[Institutional Control]

[Institutional Control]

[Institutional Control]

Will somebody be mailing me my trophy for winning the internets? I'm going to start working on my acceptance speech.

[steve dave]

 

[EllRobersonisInnocent]

Will somebody be mailing me my trophy for winning the internets? I'm going to start working on my acceptance speech.

He looks high AF too

[michigancat]

ha ha, I had to google that one. I had no idea that was an issue when it came up.

[john "teach me how to" dougie]

ha ha, I had to google that one. I had no idea that was an issue when it came up.

Do you remember that Romney once put a dog carrier on the roof of his car?

[michigancat]

ha ha, I had to google that one. I had no idea that was an issue when it came up.

Do you remember that Romney once put a dog carrier on the roof of his car?

no

[star seed 7]

ha ha, I had to google that one. I had no idea that was an issue when it came up.

Do you remember that Romney once put a dog carrier on the roof of his car?

yes.  i also knew obama ate dog.   

[CNS]

It is absolutely amazing to me the crap some ppl actually care about when it comes to choosing a leader.

[john "teach me how to" dougie]

ha ha, I had to google that one. I had no idea that was an issue when it came up.

Do you remember that Romney once put a dog carrier on the roof of his car?

no

It was a bigger deal than the dog eating thing.

[michigancat]

ha ha, I had to google that one. I had no idea that was an issue when it came up.

Do you remember that Romney once put a dog carrier on the roof of his car?

no

It was a bigger deal than the dog eating thing.

OK

[star seed 7]

ha ha, I had to google that one. I had no idea that was an issue when it came up.

Do you remember that Romney once put a dog carrier on the roof of his car?

no

It was a bigger deal than the dog eating thing.

it should be.  if someone strapped a chicken to a roof it's just as disgraceful.  torturing animals and eating them are different things mr. neocon.

[DQ12]

 

[asava]

 

oh.



my.



god.*




*tv screen.

[Emo EMAW]

Hey it's dluke and his friend lukesava.

[asava]

as long as I have dluke to keep me company i'm good.

[DQ12]

as long as I have dluke to keep me company i'm good.

right on.

and my friend posted the link and i was just reporting it here so technically lukesava and me aren't lukes but my friend is.

[felix rex]

I haven't logged in for months, but wanted to play. But it's all kinda boring Turkey stuff

Starbucks acted shitty and closed its doors to protesters in need in Turkey. I, personally don't mind not stepping into their shop rest of my life because their coffee as shitty as themselves.

[felix rex]

This one from a Haitian colleague had potential, but no photoshops (but some small value in odd, awkward description of "Miamians"):

That lady who heckled the First Lady got off easy. Imagine if FLOTUS was a conch-eating, mango salad-loving Miamian. #WapKonJorge

[felix rex]

Socialist Bob Dylan guy has a solid timeline, but nothing spectacular (he's Spanish, but was adopted by black American parents stationed in Spain and then moved to Florida, so he considers himself half black, half Cuban):

KNOW YOUR HISTORY: Memorial Day was started by former slaves on May, 1, 1865 in Charleston, SC to honor 257 dead Union Soldiers who had been buried in a mass grave in a Confederate prison camp. They dug up the bodies and worked for 2 weeks to give them a proper burial as gratitude for fighting for their freedom. They then held a parade of 10,000 people led by 2,800 Black children where they marched, sang and celebrated.

Thanks to Abstrakt Goldsmith for this nugget of history that most of us never learned in school.

[felix rex]

Same guy. He's warming up:

[felix rex]

Apparently, I just had to go back to election season:

[felix rex]

Hollywood outrage!  His comment here was "Burn, Hollywood, Burn!"

Biracial Danish actress, Jaqueline Fleming stars as Harriet Tubman in the new movie Abraham Lincoln: Vampire Hunter. No offense to Ms. Fleming but she in no way resembles Mother Tubman.

[felix rex]

I think we've got a solid lock on his wheelhouse now:



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