Jail

[CHONGS]

so like a 25% chance I might be headed to jail (prison really) for about 6 months (at minimum).   I can't talk about the deets (obvs), but what tips do any of you guys have.  I know they say act crazy and whatnot but this aint the movies and I although I look rough (a bit like a younger danny trejo with glasses), it wont fool anyone as soon as I open my mouth.  Thx for tips guys.

[puniraptor]

Get your mom to bake you a birthday cake with a file in it

[Cire]

depends on what you're in for.

[CHONGS]

depends on what you're in for.

Well I think can at least say its a nonviolent crime.

[puniraptor]

depends on what you're in for.

Well I think can at least say its a nonviolent crime.

Are you going to lose computer privileges when you get out 

[kim carnes]

will you remove my ban before you go in?

[CHONGS]

will you remove my ban before you go in?

1) I did not ban you.

2) If I did ban you, no.  I would make sure you stayed banned until I was dead and buried plus 40 years.

[wetwillie]

considering you own a message board with several top notch attorneys, your change of jail time should be hovering around 0%

[kim carnes]

will you remove my ban before you go in?

1) I did not ban you.

2) If I did ban you, no.  I would make sure you stayed banned until I was dead and buried plus 40 years.

You may not have banned me, but you do have the power to lift my ban.  This is an opportunity to makeup for the poor decisions you've made in the past.

[CHONGS]

considering you own a message board with several top notch attorneys, your change of jail time should be hovering around 0%

The deal is, is that I don't own any part of it.  This was made sure of from the beginning.  Legally I am 100% an independent contractor who sometimes helps administrate.  BSAC was no dummy.

[CHONGS]

will you remove my ban before you go in?

1) I did not ban you.

2) If I did ban you, no.  I would make sure you stayed banned until I was dead and buried plus 40 years.

You may not have banned me, but you do have the power to lift my ban.  This is an opportunity to makeup for the poor decisions you've made in the past.

If I personally liked you I would certainly lift the ban.  But c'est, ce que c'est!

[wetwillie]

considering you own a message board with several top notch attorneys, your change of jail time should be hovering around 0%

The deal is, is that I don't own any part of it.  This was made sure of from the beginning.  Legally I am 100% an independent contractor who sometimes helps administrate.  BSAC was no dummy.

son of a bitch, in that case you should probably look into carrier pigeon training to get  notes to the outside to work on your escape.  Also learn how to make prison alcohol for barter.

[jtksu]

See if those anti-rape female condom are real or not.   If they exist, shove one up your butthole.  If not,  get used to having dongs up there.   Unless you get like minimum security.  If you do,  just keep your head down and do your time quietly.

[CHONGS]

See if those anti-rape female condom are real or not.   If they exist, shove one up your butthole.  If not,  get used to having dongs up there.   Unless you get like minimum security.  If you do,  just keep your head down and do your time quietly.

get real.  this isn't tv and I am what most people would consider an unattractive person.  the only thing I am worried about getting stabbed with is a melted down toothbrush sharpened into a knife.

[puniraptor]

If I could go to prison for 6 months without losing my job or my wife leaving me, I think it could be a pretty cool life experience.

I hope you read lots of books, get swole, and have a full and beautiful life.

[puniraptor]

Also pirate a bunch of Krav Maga DVDs RIGHT NOW and learn some techniques to fend off the sharpened toothbrushes.

[CHONGS]

Also pirate a bunch of Krav Maga DVDs RIGHT NOW and learn some techniques to fend off the sharpened toothbrushes.

probably a good idea (but not pirating because that is wrong both morally and legally).

[hemmy]

Have you seen the ending of Scream 2? Acting crazy definitely helps.

[kim carnes]

Also pirate a bunch of Krav Maga DVDs RIGHT NOW and learn some techniques to fend off the sharpened toothbrushes.

probably a good idea (but not pirating because that is wrong both morally and legally).

lol

[bones129]

Headed for state prison or federal prison? Quite a difference between the two venues, as I understand it.

[WillieWatanabe]

Also pirate a bunch of Krav Maga DVDs RIGHT NOW and learn some techniques to fend off the sharpened toothbrushes.

probably a good idea (but not pirating because that is wrong both morally and legally).

well at least we know what you did now.

Ts and Ps.

[SdK]

Not that I am a hardened criminal or anything, but I have spend a bit of time in jail. It really all depends upon where you go and what the gen pop consists of. Since you are a member of goEMAW, I can trust that you are a highly intelligent person. Befriend whoever you think wields a lot of power by any means possible without sacrificing what you value about yourself and roll with it. Find a spot, fill the role, survive, get out.

[chunkles]

holding out hope this is one of those gpc/kstatefans copy/pastie threadies

[jtksu]

Not that I am a hardened criminal or anything, but I have spend a bit of time in jail. It really all depends upon where you go and what the gen pop consists of. Since you are a member of goEMAW, I can trust that you are a highly intelligent person. Befriend whoever you think wields a lot of power by any means possible without sacrificing what you value about yourself and roll with it. Find a spot, fill the role, survive, get out.

Don't think that will work in prison, he's gonna have to hang out with dudes from his race or he's gonna get beat up by other races and beat up/raped by his own race.  Course, the shot callers from whichever gang he joins are gonna make him shank someone,  likely leading to a longer sentence.

[star seed 7]