But hey, kudos to you if you're impressed by his rosey cheeks and his flopping, court slapping style of play.
Can I safely assume you hated Jarrod Haas?
Can I safely assume you're a fan of Will Spradling?
Well, no, Beems, because I never said I liked Aaron Craft. So your assumption would be a bad one.
Now: Jarrod Haas...you hated him, right? Bought a copy of
Floor Burns just so you could poop on it?