goEMAW's Little Rascals (best stories of gettin in troubs)

[nicname]

Yes Bread that was a creative burn on your bros. 

When I was a freshman a couple guys tag teamed the toilet in our locker room.  We all looked at it and then the entire freshmen football team proceeded to unload their guts into this poor toilet.  One after another until we couldn't squeeze another chode out.  Our coach walks in and sees the massacre and tries to flush the abomination to no avail.  crap went everywhere.  The freshman team spent the next week running extra sprints at the end of practice.

  then

[Bloodfart]

Yes Bread that was a creative burn on your bros. 

When I was a freshman a couple guys tag teamed the toilet in our locker room.  We all looked at it and then the entire freshmen football team proceeded to unload their guts into this poor toilet.  One after another until we couldn't squeeze another chode out.  Our coach walks in and sees the massacre and tries to flush the abomination to no avail.  crap went everywhere.  The freshman team spent the next week running extra sprints at the end of practice.

  then

We had a locker room that smelled like crap. 

[steve dave]

that's not little rascal behavior. that's weird disgusting kid behavior.

[Bloodfart]

that's not little rascal behaviour. that's weird disgusting kid behaviour.

You say potato i say potato. 

[ben ji]

that's not little rascal behaviour. that's weird disgusting kid behaviour.

You say potato i say potatoe.

FYP

[Bloodfart]

that's not little rascal behaviour. that's weird disgusting kid behaviour.

You say potato i say potato.

Our team out scored the opposition 365 - 24 that year so it might have helped build some team chemistry or something.

[Cartierfor3]

At the end of each school year we had a final jazz band concert in the cafeteria, we set it up like a dance etc, it was on a Saturday night.  So the Friday before we always had to stay after school and set up.  Well, we were moving these risers from the Auditorium to the cafeteria, and got the idea to swing from the curtains in the auditorium like tarzan.  So, we did.  And then, RIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIPPPPPPPP, one rips almost completely off, hanging on by like 6 inches of curtain that's left.  Right at that moment a janitor had come in and saw us do it, he started yelling and asked us our names (we didn't answer him).  This angered him more, he said it didn't matter because Monday he would come to jazz band and point us out to the Associate Principle, so we might as well go confess to him now.  We didn't of course, and nothing ever came of it.  I assume the janitor just said "screw it" and was too lazy to follow through. 

[bones129]

When I was a freshman in eudora, I decided to go to a small friends party where they were serving moonshine. I should have shied away, I was about to experience my FIRST EVER Chiefs game the next day. However, i didn't, I mixed a few moonshine drinks with sonic drinks and came stumbling home. I was so drunk that when mom was yelling at me, she sounded like Charlie Brown's teacher. During the screaming, I puked on her, and then received the lashing of my life. 'Rents could have denied me the game the next day, but they knew what they were doing, it was 100 degrees out, and I sat in the heat during the game regretting life. It was fun. 

Awesome. Simply awesome.

[bones129]

From 1st-4th grade me and my buddies traded farts during class while the teacher was writing on the chalk board.  The entire class would erupt in laughter and sometimes the teacher would even snicker as she tried to restore order.

Pretty universal. Me and the buds always enjoyed this.

[nicname]

Yes Bread that was a creative burn on your bros. 

When I was a freshman a couple guys tag teamed the toilet in our locker room.  We all looked at it and then the entire freshmen football team proceeded to unload their guts into this poor toilet.  One after another until we couldn't squeeze another chode out.  Our coach walks in and sees the massacre and tries to flush the abomination to no avail.  crap went everywhere.  The freshman team spent the next week running extra sprints at the end of practice.

  then

We had a locker room that smelled like crap. 

thought i clicked on this little guy 

[jtksu]

My cousin and I did hotlaps on a podunk airport in rural MN near a lake that my aunt had a cabin on.  Turns out it wasn't abandoned like we thought and we ended up getting chased by the fuzz.  The three wheeler I was rolling with was way faster than the moped my cousin was puttin around on so I left his ass in the dust.  He got caught and ratted me out.  Still don't like that douchebag, and its been like 25 yrs.

[Shacks]

Got a week of detention in fifth grade because of a fight during PE.  It was the same type of fight as grass vs lawnmower, though.  This obnoxious prick kept throwing little bits of asphalt that were crumbling off our basketball courts at me when I wasn't looking.  I repeatedly told him to stop but he just laughed it up.  After about the fourth or fifth time, I walked over to him and punched him in the jaw.  It knocked him down and he began to scream and cry.

Naturally, the PE teacher didn't see him throwing crap at me but she happened to look right as I hit him.  She started yelling at me and wouldn't listen to my side of the story.  I was sent to the principal's office.  I had gone to this school since kindergarten and the principal knew exactly who I was because of how often I was sent to see her.  She wouldn't listen either, just said that she heard I got into a fight and gave me a week of detention.  The kid I decked wasn't punished, which was bullshit, but he never pulled that stunt again.

In third grade I got a detention for shining a laser pointer at the teacher.  I had to get my mom to sign the detention slip.  We had just learned cursive so I thought "How hard can it be?" and forged her signature because I didn't want to be grounded for getting a detention.  However, I only knew about half of the letters in cursive and used a crayon.  After I turned it in, the teacher called my mom.  Ended up getting a week of lunch/recess detention, after school detention and two weeks of being grounded.

[Bloodfart]

Yes Bread that was a creative burn on your bros. 

When I was a freshman a couple guys tag teamed the toilet in our locker room.  We all looked at it and then the entire freshmen football team proceeded to unload their guts into this poor toilet.  One after another until we couldn't squeeze another chode out.  Our coach walks in and sees the massacre and tries to flush the abomination to no avail.  crap went everywhere.  The freshman team spent the next week running extra sprints at the end of practice.

  then

We had a locker room that smelled like crap. 

thought i clicked on this little guy 

freudian slip

[hemmy]

snuck out of a grade school all night "lock in" at about 3AM with a couple bros and walked around town. came back to discover the entire school staff was looking for us and had called the parents of all the kids to come pick them up. our school never did another one because we ruined it for everyone. pretty shitty locks on your "lock in" is the real problem shitheads. I'm 10 years old, I don't know any better.

I knew better at 10.

[jtksu]

snuck out of a grade school all night "lock in" at about 3AM with a couple bros and walked around town. came back to discover the entire school staff was looking for us and had called the parents of all the kids to come pick them up. our school never did another one because we ruined it for everyone. pretty shitty locks on your "lock in" is the real problem shitheads. I'm 10 years old, I don't know any better.

I knew better at 10.

I knew better at 10 but I also knew enough to know that excuse could still be used and often believed.

[puniraptor]

In first grade one time I was peeing in a toilet stall an this other kid climbed under the stall and looked up at me and made faces and taunting noises. I told him to stop and he didn't and I told him to stop or I would piss in his face and he didn't and so I pissed in his face.

 He ran and told the teacher and they called my parents in but when no one could come up with a good reason for that other kid to have his face right next to the toilet I didn't actually get in very much troubs.

[bones129]

In first grade one time I was peeing in a toilet stall an this other kid climbed under the stall and looked up at me and made faces and taunting noises. I told him to stop and he didn't and I told him to stop or I would piss in his face and he didn't and so I pissed in his face.

 He ran and told the teacher and they called my parents in but when no one could come up with a good reason for that other kid to have his face right next to the toilet I didn't actually get in very much troubs.

Kid had to be crazy to climb under the stall, look up at you and make faces and taunting noises. Where would he learn such a thing?

[Dugout DickStone]

Me and some bros rappeled down the front of a school and took some letters off the sign so it read               High Cool

[JohnCurrie is Weird/Gross]

My ex-girlfriend was dating this guy that was a scumbag so me and my gang of celebrity friends banded together and robbed his casino. Each of us had a separate and useful skill that contributed to the heist. Julia and I are still married.

[Boom Roasted]

Yes Bread that was a creative burn on your bros. 

When I was a freshman a couple guys tag teamed the toilet in our locker room.  We all looked at it and then the entire freshmen football team proceeded to unload their guts into this poor toilet.  One after another until we couldn't squeeze another chode out.  Our coach walks in and sees the massacre and tries to flush the abomination to no avail.  crap went everywhere.  The freshman team spent the next week running extra sprints at the end of practice.

[ChiComCat]

I would build full snowmen in the middle of icey/snowy roads and had an escape route through fences and backyards to a hiding spot.  Never got caught despite lots of driver hunting.  May of done fairly serious damage to a car or two

[Trim]

I'm not a very good liar, though I am still vindictive. (There's a lesson here, Trim.)

You're actually a horrible liar, fanning.

[felix rex]

Should also be noted that I hung out with the popular, attractive, athletic kids in high school generally speaking.  These are the people I was victimizing, which made it special.  Nothing worse than being the stud in high school and being made to look pud in front of your PE class of all places.  You literally cannot do anything athletically that appears to be bad ass when the neck on your tee is insanely large (like regularly falling off one of your shoulders) and the sleeves and bottom are flared and crazy floppy.  "Great athletic move there bro, but you look rough ridin' stupid on account of that tee."

We did this to a really huge guy in our class who wore the same shorts/shirt every day. We bought the same things in a super small size and swapped them out and we are "I guess that's what happens when you wash them

Best badminton day ever.

[Cire]

Filled a dudes shoe with shampoo in pe class because he left his locker open

[Unruly]

My friends and I would always push the "push" section of the fire alarm but never pull the "pull" section of it in the 4th grade.


Well young Unruly accidentally nudged the pull section one time and it turns out the fire alarm will get set off even if the pull section is moved a hair.

Whole school was evacuated and some people ratted me out.

I told the principal that my elbow bumped it because of how I was holding on to my backpack.

Never got in trouble.