Author Topic: goEMAW's Little Rascals (best stories of gettin in troubs) (Read 11913 times)

Kat Kid · « **on:** December 28, 2012, 08:52:04 AM »

My parent's where having a party with all of their friends and I brought out a centerfold and said I found where Jessica Rabbit was hiding.

Kat Kid · « **Reply #1 on:** December 28, 2012, 08:53:26 AM »

Me and the neighborhood crew used to go in the storm sewers and pretend like we were ninja turtles. Our moms did not like this.

felix rex · « **Reply #2 on:** December 28, 2012, 08:55:02 AM »

Jessica Rabbit! I loved her!

Kat Kid · « **Reply #3 on:** December 28, 2012, 09:03:49 AM »

One time, I was riding my bike to school and went right through this dude's flower garden and he flipped out and got in his truck and tried to chase me. I ditched my bike and ran straight in the back way to my classroom. Did not get in troubs.

ben ji · « **Reply #4 on:** December 28, 2012, 09:11:51 AM »

Is there any better play area for a kid than a drainage ditch behind the house? I think not.

You can ride your bike in it as a shortcut.

You can race paper boats from your house down to TJ's house.

You can build a mini dam and see how long it lasts.

You can chase racoons and possums that come out of the sewers.

Just an all around good time!

steve dave · « **Reply #5 on:** December 28, 2012, 09:15:21 AM »

snuck out of a grade school all night "lock in" at about 3AM with a couple bros and walked around town. came back to discover the entire school staff was looking for us and had called the parents of all the kids to come pick them up. our school never did another one because we ruined it for everyone. pretty shitty locks on your "lock in" is the real problem shitheads. I'm 10 years old, I don't know any better.

420seriouscat69 · « **Reply #6 on:** December 28, 2012, 09:17:45 AM »

When I was in 4th grade, I "was sick" and stayed home from school. However, I still wanted to go to basketball practice. Mom said

, so I kicked the wall that ended up being a really cheap, flimsy material, and I kicked right through it. Man, that whooping was pretty elite on their part.

Saulbadguy · « **Reply #7 on:** December 28, 2012, 09:18:20 AM »

Almost set the house on fire (multiple times, all accidental)
Nearly charged w/ telephone fraud by the State of Iowa (had to settle)
Banned from all telephones in high school (regular and payphones)

420seriouscat69 · « **Reply #8 on:** December 28, 2012, 09:27:49 AM »

When I was a freshman in eudora, I decided to go to a small friends party where they were serving moonshine. I should have shied away, I was about to experience my FIRST EVER Chiefs game the next day. However, i didn't, I mixed a few moonshine drinks with sonic drinks and came stumbling home. I was so drunk that when mom was yelling at me, she sounded like Charlie Brown's teacher. During the screaming, I puked on her, and then received the lashing of my life. 'Rents could have denied me the game the next day, but they knew what they were doing, it was 100 degrees out, and I sat in the heat during the game regretting life. It was fun.

TheHamburglar · « **Reply #9 on:** December 28, 2012, 09:34:16 AM »

Quote from: Saulbadguy on December 28, 2012, 09:18:20 AM

Nearly charged w/ telephone fraud by the State of Iowa (had to settle)
Banned from all telephones in high school (regular and payphones)

Johnny Wichita · « **Reply #10 on:** December 28, 2012, 09:42:56 AM »

When the low-level pro golf tournament came to our neighborhood course every summer they would put really expensive balls at the driving range. We would go out and steal them at night. Finally got chased off by security and had to escape on bikes.

Bloodfart · « **Reply #11 on:** December 28, 2012, 09:43:36 AM »

From 1st-4th grade me and my buddies traded farts during class while the teacher was writing on the chalk board. The entire class would erupt in laughter and sometimes the teacher would even snicker as she tried to restore order.

Stupid Fitz · « **Reply #12 on:** December 28, 2012, 09:47:29 AM »

Was the first and pretty much only non dumbass in my HS that could figure out how to get on the Internet in the computer lab. Made my way to a few bbs's and got kicked off of one. They sent the transcript to the school. SF was no longer allowed to use the Internet at school.

Saulbadguy · « **Reply #13 on:** December 28, 2012, 09:51:03 AM »

Quote from: Stupid Fitz on December 28, 2012, 09:47:29 AM

Was the first and pretty much only non dumbass in my HS that could figure out how to get on the Internet in the computer lab. Made my way to a few bbs's and got kicked off of one. They sent the transcript to the school. SF was no longer allowed to use the Internet at school.

Oh yes, also got kicked off the computers during high school.

OK_Cat · « **Reply #14 on:** December 28, 2012, 09:56:07 AM »

i remember telling stupid kids to go to whitehouse.com in the computer lab instead of whitehouse.gov

RickRampus · « **Reply #15 on:** December 28, 2012, 09:57:53 AM »

slipped the e-brake on my grandparent's motorhome when I was 3 and getting ready to go camping, went down a hill and totaled an oncoming car

bigwillie20 · « **Reply #16 on:** December 28, 2012, 10:05:16 AM »

Quote from: RickRampus on December 28, 2012, 09:57:53 AM

slipped the e-brake on my grandparent's motorhome when I was 3 and getting ready to go camping, went down a hill and totaled an oncoming car

that sounds pretty awesome

Cartierfor3 · « **Reply #17 on:** December 28, 2012, 10:09:35 AM »

My next door neighbors were this really conservative family. Home schooled, 6 kids, etc. When I was about 11 me and my other friend were playing outside with the oldest boy, and we convinced him to let us hog tie his little brother to a shovel and carry him around. The kid was probably 6 or 7. We hog tied him, picked him up, carried him around, and he started screaming. Then his mom came out and yelled at us. We bolted and let Jimmy homeschool take the fall.

steve dave · « **Reply #18 on:** December 28, 2012, 10:11:22 AM »

in third grade a kid threw his lunchbox at me so I picked it up and launched it onto the roof of the school and the janitor had to go up there and get it.

Cartierfor3 · « **Reply #19 on:** December 28, 2012, 10:13:06 AM »

Same homeschool kid was with me and my bros playing wiffle ball. Well, we went inside my friend mike's house and fast forwarded his VHS of Fast Times at Ridgemont High to the good parts if you know what I'm saying

because his mom wasn't home. Then we went back out for more wiffle ball. Jimmy homeschool told his mom and she called all of our moms. She suggested we each go to confession.

Bloodfart · « **Reply #20 on:** December 28, 2012, 10:13:51 AM »

Mom left 6 yr old me and 4 yr old sis in the cutlass supreme while it was running. Little sis pulled the gear shift into drive and away we went. Screaming as I jumped from the back seat to the driver's seat I drove the car into the nearest tree. I was a hero for a day.

Cartierfor3 · « **Reply #21 on:** December 28, 2012, 10:14:07 AM »

Quote from: steve dave on December 28, 2012, 10:11:22 AM

in third grade a kid threw his lunchbox at me so I picked it up and launched it onto the roof of the school and the janitor had to go up there and get it.

They should've left it up there, would've taught that little punk a lesson.

SabiNation · « **Reply #22 on:** December 28, 2012, 10:16:16 AM »

Quote from: CartierFor3 on December 28, 2012, 10:09:35 AM

My next door neighbors were this really conservative family. Home schooled, 6 kids, etc. When I was about 11 me and my other friend were playing outside with the oldest boy, and we convinced him to let us hog tie his little brother to a shovel and carry him around. The kid was probably 6 or 7. We hog tied him, picked him up, carried him around, and he started screaming. Then his mom came out and yelled at us. We bolted and let Jimmy homeschool take the fall.

Quote from: CartierFor3 on December 28, 2012, 10:13:06 AM

Same homeschool kid was with me and my bros playing wiffle ball. Well, we went inside my friend mike's house and fast forwarded his VHS of Fast Times at Ridgemont High to the good parts if you know what I'm saying because his mom wasn't home. Then we went back out for more wiffle ball. Jimmy homeschool told his mom and she called all of our moms. She suggested we each go to confession.

Note to self: Probably don't homeschool my children...but if I do, never introduce them to CF3

CNS · « **Reply #23 on:** December 28, 2012, 10:17:13 AM »

In HS had an innocent night of non damaging vandalism result in a$500 reward being offered for knowledge about me and a couple bros.

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Bloodfart · « **Reply #24 on:** December 28, 2012, 10:18:27 AM »

In 2nd grade me and my far sighted friend started a grass fire on the playground using his glasses. Half the playground went up in flames. The cause of the fire is still debated to this day.