Author Topic: Best headlines of all time (Read 9980 times)

Unruly · « **on:** December 20, 2012, 09:51:00 AM »

Woman on train hit in the face with a sock full of poop

http://now.msn.com/woman-on-chicago-l-train-hit-with-sock-full-of-feces

Must include a link, no cheating with making up headlines.

The1BigWillie · « **Reply #1 on:** December 20, 2012, 10:15:33 AM »

Bloodfart · « **Reply #2 on:** December 20, 2012, 10:17:21 AM »

Quote from: Unruly on December 20, 2012, 09:51:00 AM

Woman on train hit in the face with a sock full of poop

http://now.msn.com/woman-on-chicago-l-train-hit-with-sock-full-of-feces

Must include a link, no cheating with making up headlines.

Quote

"the poop thrower is still at large."

LOL

OK_Cat · « **Reply #3 on:** December 20, 2012, 10:17:30 AM »

OK_Cat · « **Reply #4 on:** December 20, 2012, 10:18:37 AM »

OK_Cat · « **Reply #5 on:** December 20, 2012, 10:20:21 AM »

Unruly · « **Reply #6 on:** December 20, 2012, 10:20:46 AM »

Quote from: Bloodfart on December 20, 2012, 10:17:21 AM

Quote from: Unruly on December 20, 2012, 09:51:00 AM
Woman on train hit in the face with a sock full of poop

http://now.msn.com/woman-on-chicago-l-train-hit-with-sock-full-of-feces

Must include a link, no cheating with making up headlines.

Quote
"the poop thrower is still at large."

LOL

Man, that whole article is full of LOL.

OK_Cat · « **Reply #7 on:** December 20, 2012, 10:21:37 AM »

OK_Cat · « **Reply #8 on:** December 20, 2012, 10:23:16 AM »

8manpick · « **Reply #9 on:** December 20, 2012, 10:30:31 AM »

dmartin · « **Reply #10 on:** December 20, 2012, 11:01:47 AM »

bigwillie20 · « **Reply #11 on:** December 20, 2012, 11:52:27 AM »

chunkles · « **Reply #12 on:** December 20, 2012, 12:10:55 PM »

Unruly · « **Reply #13 on:** January 02, 2013, 09:26:54 AM »

Naked man wielding Samurai sword arrested after standoff with Calif. police, report says

http://www.cbsnews.com/8301-504083_162-57561546-504083/naked-man-wielding-samurai-sword-arrested-after-standoff-with-calif-police-report-says/

Shoeless Joe Jackson · « **Reply #14 on:** January 02, 2013, 09:38:46 AM »

Quote from: OK Cat on December 20, 2012, 10:18:37 AM

Wait, is the guy in the picture is 18 years old?

Cire · « **Reply #15 on:** January 02, 2013, 09:44:09 AM »

Synder retires

Unruly · « **Reply #16 on:** January 02, 2013, 09:53:40 AM »

Quote from: Cire on January 02, 2013, 09:44:09 AM

Synder retires

Kim carnes post?

WillieWatanabe · « **Reply #17 on:** January 02, 2013, 09:54:12 AM »

Quote from: Unruly on December 20, 2012, 09:51:00 AM

Woman on train hit in the face with a sock full of poop

http://now.msn.com/woman-on-chicago-l-train-hit-with-sock-full-of-feces

Must include a link, no cheating with making up headlines.

Best i've seen.

EllToPay · « **Reply #18 on:** January 02, 2013, 10:47:23 AM »

Quote from: Unruly on January 02, 2013, 09:53:40 AM

Quote from: Cire on January 02, 2013, 09:44:09 AM
Synder retires

Kim carnes post?

Unruly · « **Reply #19 on:** January 31, 2013, 08:57:14 AM »

Uranus takes a pounding more frequently than thought

http://www.dvice.com/archives/2011/10/we-now-know-why.php

steve dave · « **Reply #20 on:** January 31, 2013, 08:59:08 AM »

HUR HUR HUR HUR

^ entire thread

Bloodfart · « **Reply #21 on:** February 07, 2013, 03:03:52 PM »

http://www.kansas.com/2013/02/07/2666600/fires-set-in-several-downtown.html

http://www.kfdi.com/news/local/190164401.html

husserl · « **Reply #22 on:** February 07, 2013, 03:29:28 PM »

http://newsfeed.time.com/2013/02/05/watch-hatchet-wielding-hitchhiker-defeats-racist-jesus/

The Tonya Harding of Twitter Users Creep · « **Reply #23 on:** February 07, 2013, 03:40:00 PM »

Not really a headline... but whatever.

MakeItRain · « **Reply #24 on:** February 07, 2013, 03:46:08 PM »

Quote from: Bloodfart on February 07, 2013, 03:03:52 PM

http://www.kansas.com/2013/02/07/2666600/fires-set-in-several-downtown.html

http://www.kfdi.com/news/local/190164401.html

Were these headlines changed or unfunny. Also future reference, either put the actual headline in your posts or provide a screen shot.