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Offline Unruly

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Re: Best headlines of all time
« Reply #50 on: February 28, 2014, 01:25:59 PM »
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« Reply #51 on: February 28, 2014, 03:23:33 PM »
Guess this goes here  :dunno:

http://www.huffingtonpost.co.uk/2014/02/28/cow-sex-horror-multiple-pileup-arrested_n_4872172.html

Cow Sex Horror Sees Multiple Pileup & Two Men Arrested (VIDEO)
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« Reply #52 on: March 04, 2014, 10:38:09 AM »
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« Reply #54 on: March 24, 2014, 02:38:52 PM »
Man Receives $567K In Damages After Being Forced To Motorboat Woman’s Breasts

http://abovethelaw.com/2014/03/man-receives-567k-in-damages-after-being-forced-to-motorboat-bosss-breasts/2/
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« Reply #55 on: March 24, 2014, 02:42:35 PM »
Quote from: Emo EMAW on March 24, 2014, 02:38:52 PM
Man Receives $567K In Damages After Being Forced To Motorboat Woman’s Breasts

http://abovethelaw.com/2014/03/man-receives-567k-in-damages-after-being-forced-to-motorboat-bosss-breasts/2/

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« Reply #56 on: March 24, 2014, 02:48:30 PM »
Quote from: Emo EMAW on March 24, 2014, 02:38:52 PM
Man Receives $567K In Damages After Being Forced To Motorboat Woman’s Breasts

http://abovethelaw.com/2014/03/man-receives-567k-in-damages-after-being-forced-to-motorboat-bosss-breasts/2/

She walked up behind him and put his head under her shirt....How short is this guy?
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« Reply #57 on: March 24, 2014, 02:52:31 PM »
Quote from: Mrs. Gooch on March 24, 2014, 02:48:30 PM
Quote from: Emo EMAW on March 24, 2014, 02:38:52 PM
Man Receives $567K In Damages After Being Forced To Motorboat Woman’s Breasts

http://abovethelaw.com/2014/03/man-receives-567k-in-damages-after-being-forced-to-motorboat-bosss-breasts/2/

She walked up behind him and put his head under her shirt....How short is this guy?

Perfect motorboatin' height.  :fatty:
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« Reply #58 on: March 24, 2014, 03:07:02 PM »
Quote from: Emo EMAW on March 24, 2014, 02:52:31 PM
Quote from: Mrs. Gooch on March 24, 2014, 02:48:30 PM
Quote from: Emo EMAW on March 24, 2014, 02:38:52 PM
Man Receives $567K In Damages After Being Forced To Motorboat Woman’s Breasts

http://abovethelaw.com/2014/03/man-receives-567k-in-damages-after-being-forced-to-motorboat-bosss-breasts/2/

She walked up behind him and put his head under her shirt....How short is this guy?

Perfect motorboatin' height.  :fatty:

I don't think her being behind him is perfect motorboating position though.
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Re: Best headlines of all time
« Reply #59 on: March 24, 2014, 03:08:56 PM »
Quote from: Mrs. Gooch on March 24, 2014, 03:07:02 PM
Quote from: Emo EMAW on March 24, 2014, 02:52:31 PM
Quote from: Mrs. Gooch on March 24, 2014, 02:48:30 PM
Quote from: Emo EMAW on March 24, 2014, 02:38:52 PM
Man Receives $567K In Damages After Being Forced To Motorboat Woman’s Breasts

http://abovethelaw.com/2014/03/man-receives-567k-in-damages-after-being-forced-to-motorboat-bosss-breasts/2/

She walked up behind him and put his head under her shirt....How short is this guy?

Perfect motorboatin' height.  :fatty:

I don't think her being behind him is perfect motorboating position though.

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Re: Best headlines of all time
« Reply #60 on: May 29, 2014, 10:21:29 AM »
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« Reply #61 on: May 29, 2014, 10:50:45 AM »
whew. glad i roll down the windows and yell as loud as i can when passing through tunnels
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« Reply #62 on: May 29, 2014, 10:52:35 AM »
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« Reply #63 on: July 14, 2014, 01:30:20 PM »
"A Girl Left Her Contacts In For 6 Months And Amoebas Ate Her Eyeballs"

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http://www.iflscience.com/health-and-medicine/girl-left-her-contacts-6-months-and-amoebas-ate-her-eyeballs
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« Reply #64 on: July 24, 2014, 02:55:36 PM »
I hate it when I bust up laughing at work and my coworkers are all like "What is so funny?"


Lust in space: Russians lose control of gecko sex satellite

http://america.aljazeera.com/articles/2014/7/24/space-sex-gecko.html
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« Reply #65 on: July 24, 2014, 03:02:09 PM »
Quote from: Unruly on July 24, 2014, 02:55:36 PM
I hate it when I bust up laughing at work and my coworkers are all like "What is so funny?"


Lust in space: Russians lose control of gecko sex satellite

http://america.aljazeera.com/articles/2014/7/24/space-sex-gecko.html

Send animals into outer space and film them having sex?  What a cold-blooded thing to do.  I am not down with this fantastic voyeurage.
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« Reply #66 on: July 26, 2014, 10:19:55 AM »
Nude Beach Blow Job Jet Ski Fight Leads to Wife’s Death

Favorite line: "whilst atop a Sea-Doo"

gawker.com/nude-beach-blow-job-jet-ski-fight-leads-to-wife-s-death-1608253016?utm_campaign=socialflow_gawker_facebook&utm_source=gawker_facebook&utm_medium=socialflow
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Re: Best headlines of all time
« Reply #68 on: July 28, 2014, 03:43:38 PM »
Quote from: Emo EMAW on March 24, 2014, 02:38:52 PM
Man Receives $567K In Damages After Being Forced To Motorboat Woman’s Breasts

http://abovethelaw.com/2014/03/man-receives-567k-in-damages-after-being-forced-to-motorboat-bosss-breasts/2/

Gal told him while he was picking his pen off the floor to have some of her "duck taco".  Can't say I've heard of that one.
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« Reply #69 on: August 06, 2014, 12:04:36 PM »
Naked, drunk Oregon man falls into river while masturbating in park

http://www.nydailynews.com/news/crime/naked-man-falls-river-masturbating-cops-article-1.1892263
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« Reply #71 on: July 05, 2015, 09:56:39 PM »
Man Shouts “F*ck That Alligator”, Jumps Into Lake And Is Killed By Alligator

http://www.unilad.co.uk/video/man-shouts-fck-that-alligator-jumps-into-lake-and-is-killed-by-alligator/
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« Reply #72 on: July 05, 2015, 10:05:34 PM »
you can't fix stupid, I mean my goodness  :sdeek:
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« Reply #74 on: July 25, 2015, 03:29:46 PM »
I literally had to leave the office room out here on site to :lol: without drawing attention to myself so I wasn't drawing attention to myself after I read that headline.
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