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Re: Worst poop smells
« Reply #25 on: December 15, 2012, 10:49:05 PM »
Oh and my screen name yeah someone once told me "your farts smell so bad they give nose bleeds."

whew - i feel like 1000x better about your screen name now

:sdeek: What did you think it meant?

I thought it was more about farting blood out of your hole.

yeah, serious problems with your butthole was my take-home

Welp thanks for your concern, but my butthole is fine.  Spread the word k thanx.

For awhile your avatar pic was a gif of a stick figure spewing blood out the ass. I thought that confirmed my definition.

Welp, you just debunked the hell out of BF's pud excuse for an explanation.

ok my butt fell out.   :shy:

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Re: Worst poop smells
« Reply #26 on: December 16, 2012, 03:08:09 AM »

ok my butt fell out.   :shy:
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Re: Worst poop smells
« Reply #27 on: December 16, 2012, 07:14:19 AM »
new low:  patron/whiskey/vodka/duck fat fries/apple crisp/cigars

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Re: Worst poop smells
« Reply #28 on: December 16, 2012, 08:22:54 AM »
Oh and my screen name yeah someone once told me "your farts smell so bad they give nose bleeds."

whew - i feel like 1000x better about your screen name now

:sdeek: What did you think it meant?

I thought it was more about farting blood out of your hole.

yeah, serious problems with your butthole was my take-home

Welp thanks for your concern, but my butthole is fine.  Spread the word k thanx.

I assumed it had something to do with rough anal sex.  Not that there would be anything wrong with that.

Yeah, I just assumed it was some sort of anal rape or hardcore butt sex joke.
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Re: Worst poop smells
« Reply #29 on: December 17, 2012, 12:27:46 AM »
Worst poop smells I've ever detected are in the public restrooms in airports. KCI and Chicago O'Hare are the worst. Walk in, and I immediately want to gag.

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Re: Re: Worst poop smells
« Reply #30 on: December 17, 2012, 01:18:56 AM »
new low:  patron/whiskey/vodka/duck fat fries/apple crisp/cigars

Hahahahahhahahahahahahahhaahahahhahahahh, etc.
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Re: Worst poop smells
« Reply #31 on: December 17, 2012, 10:00:52 AM »
Worst poop smells I've ever detected are in the public restrooms in airports. KCI and Chicago O'Hare are the worst. Walk in, and I immediately want to gag.

Oh man.  One time was in Target, had to go.  Let's just say it was awful.  I'm sitting there and hear a guy briskly walk in.  He stops, pauses, I hear "oh WTF!", then he gags, and then runs out.

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Re: Worst poop smells
« Reply #32 on: December 17, 2012, 10:02:07 AM »
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Re: Worst poop smells
« Reply #33 on: December 17, 2012, 04:41:30 PM »
The handful of people I know from Andale positively have the WORST poop smells, regardless of what they eat. Very weird

McFaddens?

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Re: Worst poop smells
« Reply #34 on: December 17, 2012, 05:11:02 PM »
It didn't smell bad, but my Tabasco-covered chicken from last night smelled identical to Tabasco today.

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Re: Worst poop smells
« Reply #35 on: December 17, 2012, 05:52:45 PM »
Had an A-bomb on Sunday morning. Liquor + beer + sausage + cookies + cigars.

Also oatmeal with brown sugar and whole milk or cream is consistently bad.