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Offline Kat Kid

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Worst poop smells
« on: December 15, 2012, 07:01:08 AM »
1.  Red and Vodka hangover poops


2.  Chinese food and wine poops


3.  Taco Bell and Beer poops


4.  Hamburger poops


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« Reply #1 on: December 15, 2012, 07:27:21 AM »
Lentil/celery soup and stuffed zucchini and arak poops.*

*maybe only bad when your 83-year old FIL accidentally blasts them all over the bathroom via a bidet he didn't know was there.
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Re: Worst poop smells
« Reply #2 on: December 15, 2012, 09:53:56 AM »
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« Reply #3 on: December 15, 2012, 10:05:44 AM »
Lentil/celery soup and stuffed zucchini and arak poops.*

*maybe only bad when your 83-year old FIL accidentally blasts them all over the bathroom via a bidet he didn't know was there.

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« Reply #4 on: December 15, 2012, 10:31:55 AM »
Deer meat poops, I just don't understand

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« Reply #5 on: December 15, 2012, 10:41:01 AM »
Pizza Rolls poops.

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« Reply #6 on: December 15, 2012, 12:01:44 PM »
Poops after heavy dairy intake  :barf:

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« Reply #7 on: December 15, 2012, 12:03:52 PM »
The handful of people I know from Andale positively have the WORST poop smells, regardless of what they eat. Very weird

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« Reply #8 on: December 15, 2012, 12:35:48 PM »
Lentil/celery soup and stuffed zucchini and arak poops.*

*maybe only bad when your 83-year old FIL accidentally blasts them all over the bathroom via a bidet he didn't know was there.
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« Reply #9 on: December 15, 2012, 03:25:12 PM »
The handful of people I know from Andale positively have the WORST poop smells, regardless of what they eat. Very weird

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« Reply #10 on: December 15, 2012, 04:23:49 PM »
The handful of people I know from Andale positively have the WORST poop smells, regardless of what they eat. Very weird

Can confirm  :lol: I think it has something to do with our lineage.  :dunno:

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« Reply #11 on: December 15, 2012, 04:38:01 PM »
Ham and beans are the worst.  Then anything with cabbage/sauerkraut.  Chicken does a number on me as well.  I blame it on the unnatural way chickens are produced these days.  Brocoli, fish, raw vegetables, yeah pretty much everything I eat becomes leathal on the way out.  :confused:

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« Reply #12 on: December 15, 2012, 04:53:21 PM »
Oh and my screen name yeah someone once told me "your farts smell so bad they give nose bleeds."

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« Reply #13 on: December 15, 2012, 05:10:12 PM »
Uh, curry shits, by far.

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« Reply #14 on: December 15, 2012, 05:39:46 PM »
Oh and my screen name yeah someone once told me "your farts smell so bad they give nose bleeds."

whew - i feel like 1000x better about your screen name now

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« Reply #15 on: December 15, 2012, 06:58:58 PM »
Oh and my screen name yeah someone once told me "your farts smell so bad they give nose bleeds."

whew - i feel like 1000x better about your screen name now

:sdeek: What did you think it meant?

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« Reply #16 on: December 15, 2012, 08:18:36 PM »
Oh and my screen name yeah someone once told me "your farts smell so bad they give nose bleeds."

whew - i feel like 1000x better about your screen name now

:sdeek: What did you think it meant?

I thought it was more about farting blood out of your hole.

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« Reply #17 on: December 15, 2012, 08:23:34 PM »
Oh and my screen name yeah someone once told me "your farts smell so bad they give nose bleeds."

whew - i feel like 1000x better about your screen name now

:sdeek: What did you think it meant?

I thought it was more about farting blood out of your hole.

yeah, serious problems with your butthole was my take-home

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« Reply #18 on: December 15, 2012, 08:59:47 PM »
When your 11-month old gets rotavirus. 
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« Reply #19 on: December 15, 2012, 09:11:44 PM »
Oh and my screen name yeah someone once told me "your farts smell so bad they give nose bleeds."

whew - i feel like 1000x better about your screen name now

:sdeek: What did you think it meant?

I thought it was more about farting blood out of your hole.

yeah, serious problems with your butthole was my take-home

Welp thanks for your concern, but my butthole is fine.  Spread the word k thanx.

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« Reply #20 on: December 15, 2012, 09:22:57 PM »
Oh and my screen name yeah someone once told me "your farts smell so bad they give nose bleeds."

whew - i feel like 1000x better about your screen name now

:sdeek: What did you think it meant?

I thought it was more about farting blood out of your hole.

yeah, serious problems with your butthole was my take-home

Welp thanks for your concern, but my butthole is fine.  Spread the word k thanx.

I assumed it had something to do with rough anal sex.  Not that there would be anything wrong with that.

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« Reply #21 on: December 15, 2012, 09:26:01 PM »
I just figured all the good names were already taken.
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« Reply #22 on: December 15, 2012, 09:30:28 PM »
Oh and my screen name yeah someone once told me "your farts smell so bad they give nose bleeds."

whew - i feel like 1000x better about your screen name now

:sdeek: What did you think it meant?

I thought it was more about farting blood out of your hole.

yeah, serious problems with your butthole was my take-home

Welp thanks for your concern, but my butthole is fine.  Spread the word k thanx.

For awhile your avatar pic was a gif of a stick figure spewing blood out the ass. I thought that confirmed my definition.

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« Reply #23 on: December 15, 2012, 09:42:09 PM »
Oh and my screen name yeah someone once told me "your farts smell so bad they give nose bleeds."

whew - i feel like 1000x better about your screen name now

:sdeek: What did you think it meant?

I thought it was more about farting blood out of your hole.

yeah, serious problems with your butthole was my take-home

Welp thanks for your concern, but my butthole is fine.  Spread the word k thanx.

For awhile your avatar pic was a gif of a stick figure spewing blood out the ass. I thought that confirmed my definition.

Welp, you just debunked the hell out of BF's pud excuse for an explanation.

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« Reply #24 on: December 15, 2012, 10:18:13 PM »
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