Official 2013 Coaching Carousel (football edition)

[Mr Bread]

al golden to wisconsin (maybe)

What will cocaine aggie do?! Rhetorical.  Cocaine, they will do cocaine.

[ednksu]

al golden to wisconsin (maybe)

What will cocaine aggie do?! Rhetorical.  Cocaine, they will do cocaine.

seems like a really really really bad move

[OK_Cat]

yeah, nevermind.

golden turns wisconsin down

[Stevesie60]

Anyone else rumored for Wisconsin?

["storm"nut]

Anyone else rumored for Wisconsin?

Still have money on Alvarez staying to calm the waters.

[WillieWatanabe]

Anyone else rumored for Wisconsin?

mike riley.

[OK_Cat]

Anyone else rumored for Wisconsin?

Pat Jones is saying Paul Rhodes this morning.   

[scottwildcat]

Anyone else rumored for Wisconsin?

Pat Jones is saying Paul Rhodes this morning.   

Haverhill is melting down on facebook

[Rage Against the McKee]

It would be an incredible opportunity for Rhoads. He would have had this year's Iowa State team in the Rose Bowl if they played in the Big 10.

[TheHamburglar]

Anyone else rumored for Wisconsin?

Pat Jones is saying Paul Rhodes this morning.   

Where do you listen to Pat Jones in the morning?

[EllRobersonisInnocent]

i would take kliff over any other coach in college football.  no exaggeration.  i like him that much.

Shows how smart you are, dumbass

[steve dave]

I don't want Colin to be our coach. This is going to sound bad (and keep in mind I love him) but I don't think he's super smart. And that's not because of religion or anything stupid like that. I think he learns very well and takes direction better than anyone but that's not the same as intelligent.

[GoodForAnother]

So, Yost is going to be our next coach right?  I mean, Gundy can't hold on to OC's, they keep geting HC jobs and this guy did a great OC job at MU until this year.  Give Yost the avg amt of OC time at OSU and it will time out with Bill being ready to go in 2 yrs or so. 

Would probably be ok with this.

I don't foresee people like Jack Vanier giving the OK to a dude like Yost

[CNS]

It would be an incredible opportunity for Rhoads. He would have had this year's Iowa State team in the Rose Bowl if they played in the Big 10.

Would be an incred oppy for ISU fans.  They think they love him, but next thing they know, the may actually pick up a 4th conf win....

[EMAWmeister]

Iowa State having to make a hire in this crazy coaching carousel is a nightmare for those fans. Just a nightmare.

I think Rhoads is pretty overrated by them, but who else are they going to hire?

[MadCat]

Dan McCarney

[puniraptor]

I don't want Colin to be our coach. This is going to sound bad (and keep in mind I love him) but I don't think he's super smart. And that's not because of religion or anything stupid like that. I think he learns very well and takes direction better than anyone but that's not the same as intelligent.

I don't agree. There are different kinds of smart and I think he is the ocd numbers and details weirdo kind of smart. I don't really see him as a coach though.

[Willesgirl]

I don't want Colin to be our coach. This is going to sound bad (and keep in mind I love him) but I don't think he's super smart. And that's not because of religion or anything stupid like that. I think he learns very well and takes direction better than anyone but that's not the same as intelligent.

I don't agree. There are different kinds of smart and I think he is the ocd numbers and details weirdo kind of smart. I don't really see him as a coach though.

You are bad people. CK7 excels at everything he does. If he decides he wants to be a coach, he will dominate.

[CNS]

Iowa State having to make a hire in this crazy coaching carousel is a nightmare for those fans. Just a nightmare.

I think Rhoads is pretty overrated by them, but who else are they going to hire?

Pretty much 50% of the OC's from any BCS school would give them an ok shot to do better than Paul.

[puniraptor]

I don't want Colin to be our coach. This is going to sound bad (and keep in mind I love him) but I don't think he's super smart. And that's not because of religion or anything stupid like that. I think he learns very well and takes direction better than anyone but that's not the same as intelligent.

I don't agree. There are different kinds of smart and I think he is the ocd numbers and details weirdo kind of smart. I don't really see him as a coach though.

You are bad people. CK7 excels at everything he does. If he decides he wants to be a coach, he will dominate.

I don't really see him wanting to be a coach.

edit: now i think im stupid for speculating what a lovable kid is going to want to do with his life in 20 years

[MadCat]

How many coaches do you suppose have been concussed during their playing careers?

[puniraptor]

How many coaches do you suppose have been concussed during their playing careers?

any coach that was ever a player at any level

[CNS]

Guys, I also love Klein, but I don't want any new coach having had sketti brains.  Would rather a guy that sat the bench or was just too fast to ever get hit that hard.  Something.

But don't want a Pelini type pissing his pants and turning into fits of rage due to large quantities of stress flipping some sketti switch in his sketti brains and making quarterbacks not want to come to our school and Wiscy beating the hell out of us in front of god and everyone.

[Stevesie60]

Now that I think about it, Klein had a very difficult time learning the playbook. It's why Carson started over him during Klein's sophomore year. Probably should have played Sams this year but Klein's just a freak athlete and it's hard not to want him on the field to make some plays. Tough to see him coaching.

[CNS]

Jakesie, I don't want Carsy Completion % as our coach either, if that is where you are going with this.