Hot nurse

[bones129]

She is playing hard to get. Seems to me you have one foot in the door. I'm thinking the foley inquiry may get you to the next level.

[Stevesie60]

Start a conversation about EMAW. If she doesn't get it, then you don't want her. If she does, then she's probably just been waiting for you to start the conversation.

[bones129]

Jakesie's point is well taken. If she isn't EMAW, walk away (or turn away, considering your temporary situation). Hot may be hot...but hot and not EMAW is a problem.

[bones129]

It's been awhile since we've heard from HSG. I guess that means he's become the big hitter with the nurse...or he looked at a called strike three. Here's hoping  he's still in the game.

[hurtsogood]

Guys, I fell "asleep" with my gown tastefully pulled to the side just so, and it looks like she did NOT take the bait.

This is a good sign for her being emaw, as a ku grad, coal aggie or pigaggie certainly would have been sucked right in. Emphasis on "sucked," my bros.

[hurtsogood]

She just paid a little 3 am visit to "give me pain meds." She checked the incision and was all "that looks good" and she was totally not talking about the suture, I bet. 

still trying to ascertain her school of choice. She is definitely not a mu grad, judging by her number of teeth and clear skin.

[felix rex]

tell her you know a great jello spot for breakfast then say "should I buzz you or nudge you?"

[wes mantooth]

tell her you know a great jello spot for breakfast then say "should I buzz you or nudge you?"

 

[The1BigWillie]

tell her you know a great jello spot for breakfast then say "should I buzz you or nudge you?"

 

[ben ji]

One of ben ji's ex nurse GF's is an emaw who works nights at KU med in the ICU 

[EllToPay]

tell her you know a great jello spot for breakfast then say "should I buzz you or nudge you?"

pffftt

[The1BigWillie]

One of ben ji's ex nurse GF's is an emaw who works nights at KU med in the ICU 

Also a confirmed goEMAW hater...

[ben ji]

One of ben ji's ex nurse GF's is an emaw who works nights at KU med in the ICU 

Also a confirmed goEMAW hater...

No, the sqauwk ex gf nurse is the goEMAW hater.

[The1BigWillie]

One of ben ji's ex nurse GF's is an emaw who works nights at KU med in the ICU 

Also a confirmed goEMAW hater...

No, the sqauwk ex gf nurse is the goEMAW hater.

You have 2 ex gf nurses?  You are bad at girlfriending.

[Trim]

One of ben ji's ex nurse GF's is an emaw who works nights at KU med in the ICU 

Also a confirmed goEMAW hater...

No, the sqauwk ex gf nurse is the goEMAW hater.

You keep confusing me with all these posts that imply that goEMAW was the drunk troublemakers at chiPAK.

[ben ji]

One of ben ji's ex nurse GF's is an emaw who works nights at KU med in the ICU 

Also a confirmed goEMAW hater...

No, the sqauwk ex gf nurse is the goEMAW hater.

You keep confusing me with all these posts that imply that goEMAW was the drunk troublemakers at chiPAK.

potato potatoe

[ben ji]

One of ben ji's ex nurse GF's is an emaw who works nights at KU med in the ICU 

Also a confirmed goEMAW hater...

No, the sqauwk ex gf nurse is the goEMAW hater.

You have 2 ex gf nurses?  You are bad at girlfriending.

How'd your date go on tuesday? I heard you bought a special shirt and everything only to have her cancel at the last second. 1bw left by himself at his house wiping his tears away with his brand new KU T-shirt...so sad

['taterblast]

She came back. I told her it must suck working on Halloween and said could borrow my gown and go out as a surgery patient.

i thought this was pretty good.

[The1BigWillie]

One of ben ji's ex nurse GF's is an emaw who works nights at KU med in the ICU 

Also a confirmed goEMAW hater...

No, the sqauwk ex gf nurse is the goEMAW hater.

You have 2 ex gf nurses?  You are bad at girlfriending.

How'd your date go on tuesday? I heard you bought a special shirt and everything only to have her cancel at the last second. 1bw left by himself at his house wiping his tears away with his brand new KU T-shirt...so sad

MODS!

[Stevesie60]

One of ben ji's ex nurse GF's is an emaw who works nights at KU med in the ICU 

Also a confirmed goEMAW hater...

No, the sqauwk ex gf nurse is the goEMAW hater.

You keep confusing me with all these posts that imply that goEMAW was the drunk troublemakers at chiPAK.

potato potatoe

[Emo EMAW]

Wow this thread is really good for just 2 pages.   

[The Tonya Harding of Twitter Users Creep]

I'll have whatever drugs HSG has.

[bones129]

HSG, how often do you go to the hospital? Not that I'm wishing you ill will...I'm not. But this has been a damned good thread.

Maybe another run at a nurse when you go for post-op follow-up?

[hurtsogood]

I'll have whatever drugs HSG has.

Percocet, muscle relaxers, and stool softeners (but don"t tell hot nurse about the stool softeners).

[hurtsogood]

HSG, how often do you go to the hospital? Not that I'm wishing you ill will...I'm not. But this has been a damned good thread.

Maybe another run at a nurse when you go for post-op follow-up?

I'll be back in three weeks for follow up, and I will do what I can.