Author Topic: Hot nurse (Read 5607 times)

hurtsogood · « **on:** October 31, 2012, 08:19:24 PM »

Guys, I am in the hospital all night after back surgery and my night nurse is what you might call "smoking hot." no ring on the finger. Give me some dopey pick up lines to use while I am high on vicadin.

ben ji · « **Reply #1 on:** October 31, 2012, 08:31:54 PM »

Quote from: hurtsogood on October 31, 2012, 08:19:24 PM

Guys, I am in the hospital all night after back surgery and my night nurse is what you might call "smoking hot." no ring on the finger. Give me some dopey pick up lines to use while I am high on vicadin.

As someone who has dated two nurses I would recommend you act really immature and shamelessy hit on her. She will instantly feel like she can "nurse" some maturity into you and make you change.

Your in like flynn after that.

Kat Kid · « **Reply #2 on:** October 31, 2012, 08:32:23 PM »

Hey do you ever get the feeling that you are always in the hospital?

hurtsogood · « **Reply #3 on:** October 31, 2012, 08:39:33 PM »

Quote from: ben ji on October 31, 2012, 08:31:54 PM

Quote from: hurtsogood on October 31, 2012, 08:19:24 PM
Guys, I am in the hospital all night after back surgery and my night nurse is what you might call "smoking hot." no ring on the finger. Give me some dopey pick up lines to use while I am high on vicadin.

As someone who has dated two nurses I would recommend you act really immature and shamelessy hit on her. She will instantly feel like she can "nurse" some maturity into you and make you change.

Your in like flynn after that.

I dated a nurse, and my mom is a nurse, but I did not date her.

hurtsogood · « **Reply #4 on:** October 31, 2012, 08:42:44 PM »

Quote from: Kat Kid on October 31, 2012, 08:32:23 PM

Hey do you ever get the feeling that you are always in the hospital?

No. This is my first surgery since third grade. I ruptured a disc throwing down a sick, spradling-esque one hand jam

On an 8.5 foot goal.

Mikeyis4dcats · « **Reply #5 on:** October 31, 2012, 08:45:48 PM »

"Nurse, I need a foley"

Kat Kid · « **Reply #6 on:** October 31, 2012, 08:49:04 PM »

Quote from: hurtsogood on October 31, 2012, 08:42:44 PM

Quote from: Kat Kid on October 31, 2012, 08:32:23 PM
Hey do you ever get the feeling that you are always in the hospital?

No. This is my first surgery since third grade. I ruptured a disc throwing down a sick, spradling-esque one hand jam

On an 8.5 foot goal.

That was my pickup line suggestion.

hurtsogood · « **Reply #7 on:** October 31, 2012, 08:54:32 PM »

Oh man, sorry kat kid. I am new to this and also not very smart.

hurtsogood · « **Reply #8 on:** October 31, 2012, 08:59:10 PM »

Quote from: Mikeyis4dcats on October 31, 2012, 08:45:48 PM

"Nurse, I need a foley"

is that when she gains a bunch of weight and lives in a van down by the river? "Is that bill Shakespeare over there?"

SdK · « **Reply #9 on:** October 31, 2012, 09:00:36 PM »

Which hospital are you at?

EllToPay · « **Reply #10 on:** October 31, 2012, 09:05:28 PM »

Quote from: hurtsogood on October 31, 2012, 08:39:33 PM

Quote from: ben ji on October 31, 2012, 08:31:54 PM
Quote from: hurtsogood on October 31, 2012, 08:19:24 PM
Guys, I am in the hospital all night after back surgery and my night nurse is what you might call "smoking hot." no ring on the finger. Give me some dopey pick up lines to use while I am high on vicadin.

As someone who has dated two nurses I would recommend you act really immature and shamelessy hit on her. She will instantly feel like she can "nurse" some maturity into you and make you change.

Your in like flynn after that.

I dated a nurse, and my mom is a nurse, but I did not date her.

That's a great post.

hurtsogood · « **Reply #11 on:** October 31, 2012, 09:14:22 PM »

Quote from: Sundance_Kid on October 31, 2012, 09:00:36 PM

Which hospital are you at?

KU. It's actually really nice. And my anesthetist was emaw.

hurtsogood · « **Reply #12 on:** October 31, 2012, 09:18:09 PM »

But I am still going to burn it to the ground when i leave.

hurtsogood · « **Reply #13 on:** October 31, 2012, 09:21:24 PM »

Quote from: EllToPay on October 31, 2012, 09:05:28 PM

Quote from: hurtsogood on October 31, 2012, 08:39:33 PM
Quote from: ben ji on October 31, 2012, 08:31:54 PM
Quote from: hurtsogood on October 31, 2012, 08:19:24 PM
Guys, I am in the hospital all night after back surgery and my night nurse is what you might call "smoking hot." no ring on the finger. Give me some dopey pick up lines to use while I am high on vicadin.

As someone who has dated two nurses I would recommend you act really immature and shamelessy hit on her. She will instantly feel like she can "nurse" some maturity into you and make you change.

Your in like flynn after that.

I dated a nurse, and my mom is a nurse, but I did not date her.

That's a great post.

that is the first time anyone has ever complimented one of my posts. I hope it doesn't go to my head. Gotta stay hungry.

hurtsogood · « **Reply #14 on:** October 31, 2012, 09:32:19 PM »

She came by to check on me and the first thing she asked was if I needed a stool softener. Kind of ruined the mood that already didn't exist.

kim carnes · « **Reply #15 on:** October 31, 2012, 09:47:15 PM »

Quote from: hurtsogood on October 31, 2012, 09:32:19 PM

She came by to check on me and the first thing she asked was if I needed a stool softener. Kind of ruined the mood that already didn't exist.

why is your dumbass still at the hospital if you're healthy enough to be posting on goEMAW.com?

WillieWatanabe · « **Reply #16 on:** October 31, 2012, 09:52:38 PM »

Quote from: hurtsogood on October 31, 2012, 09:32:19 PM

She came by to check on me and the first thing she asked was if I needed a stool softener. Kind of ruined the mood that already didn't exist.

keep after it hsg.

8manpick · « **Reply #17 on:** October 31, 2012, 09:59:40 PM »

I've seen in movies where the patient gets to bang the nurse in the hospital... Good luck hsg!

hurtsogood · « **Reply #18 on:** October 31, 2012, 10:01:05 PM »

Quote from: kim carnes on October 31, 2012, 09:47:15 PM

Quote from: hurtsogood on October 31, 2012, 09:32:19 PM
She came by to check on me and the first thing she asked was if I needed a stool softener. Kind of ruined the mood that already didn't exist.

why is your dumbass still at the hospital if you're healthy enough to be posting on goEMAW.com?

I got out of surgery at about five. They wanted me to stay one night so that they can check on the incision in the morning. I am also a little weak and unstable(they had to remove the disc and drill through some bone).

Also, nothing stops me from getting my fix of this board.

bones129 · « **Reply #19 on:** October 31, 2012, 10:01:33 PM »

This may get epic.

Mikeyis4dcats · « **Reply #20 on:** October 31, 2012, 10:02:30 PM »

Quote from: hurtsogood on October 31, 2012, 08:59:10 PM

Quote from: Mikeyis4dcats on October 31, 2012, 08:45:48 PM
"Nurse, I need a foley"

is that when she gains a bunch of weight and lives in a van down by the river? "Is that bill Shakespeare over there?"

puniraptor · « **Reply #21 on:** October 31, 2012, 10:08:12 PM »

TheHamburglar · « **Reply #22 on:** October 31, 2012, 10:16:28 PM »

Quote from: puniraptor on October 31, 2012, 10:08:12 PM

http://goEMAW.com/forum/index.php?topic=23025.0

puniraptor · « **Reply #23 on:** October 31, 2012, 10:18:09 PM »

Quote from: TheHamburglar on October 31, 2012, 10:16:28 PM

Quote from: puniraptor on October 31, 2012, 10:08:12 PM

http://goEMAW.com/forum/index.php?topic=23025.0

An instant classic.

hurtsogood · « **Reply #24 on:** October 31, 2012, 10:26:46 PM »

She came back. I told her it must suck working on Halloween and said could borrow my gown and go out as a surgery patient. She said she worked until seven. Either she doesn't pick up on sarcasm, or she is dumb.

I am going to ask her what a foley is and how it works and see if I can get her to say "penis" or "urethra" because I currently have the maturity of a 13 year old.