Author Topic: I CHALLENGE MIKE GUNDY TO MEET ME IN REAL LIFE TO FIGHT! (Read 9861 times)

williamthewildcat · « **Reply #25 on:** October 31, 2012, 04:05:31 PM »

Ya know, step dad's don't always have the easiest job. I'm glad your step dad Rick has seen fit to channeling all the aggression into something positive. Sounds like a great guy without even mentioning the Dr. Thunder, orange slices and sammy's for the rest period between vicious assaults.

Dugout DickStone · « **Reply #26 on:** October 31, 2012, 04:09:22 PM »

Quote from: Jakesie60 on October 31, 2012, 03:39:32 PM

Hey steve dave, if he brings a weapon or mean dog, can we (members of the circle'ish octagon) take a couple swings at him for breaking the rules?

That's Sidewinder biz. We handle that noise

CNS · « **Reply #27 on:** October 31, 2012, 04:31:46 PM »

lol at you guys who thinks Gundy fights his own fights. Unless the opponent is a female journalist, Gundy has all of his battles fought for him by a 28yr old ginger or an 80+ yr old rich white guy.

Dugout DickStone · « **Reply #28 on:** October 31, 2012, 04:33:53 PM »

I would fight T. Boone in a heartbeat.

CNS · « **Reply #29 on:** October 31, 2012, 04:34:50 PM »

Have fun heating your house without any gas this winter Limestone.

Cartierfor3 · « **Reply #30 on:** October 31, 2012, 04:35:40 PM »

Quote from: Limestone on October 31, 2012, 04:33:53 PM

I would fight T. Boone in a heartbeat.

You don't get to be as rich as him without having murdered someone. He might poison your Dr. Thunder.

Dugout DickStone · « **Reply #31 on:** October 31, 2012, 04:36:31 PM »

Quote from: CNS Casey on October 31, 2012, 04:34:50 PM

Have fun heating your house without any gas this winter Limestone.

Not scared.

Tobias · « **Reply #32 on:** October 31, 2012, 04:37:13 PM »

electric heat pump here, aim for the face and swing away lsoc

Mr Bread · « **Reply #33 on:** October 31, 2012, 04:38:16 PM »

Quote from: Limestone on October 31, 2012, 04:36:31 PM

Quote from: CNS Casey on October 31, 2012, 04:34:50 PM
Have fun heating your house without any gas this winter Limestone.

Not scared.

He might be able to cave your face in with his mind.

Dugout DickStone · « **Reply #34 on:** October 31, 2012, 04:41:24 PM »

Quote from: Mr Bread on October 31, 2012, 04:38:16 PM

Quote from: Limestone on October 31, 2012, 04:36:31 PM
Quote from: CNS Casey on October 31, 2012, 04:34:50 PM
Have fun heating your house without any gas this winter Limestone.

Not scared.

He might be able to cave your face in with his mind.

Monday at the dojo I had one of the younger guys put an apple on his head and kneel down. I spun arouind and karate chopped it off of his head without hardly seeing it when I spun.

I think I can handle myself bruh.

Mr Bread · « **Reply #35 on:** October 31, 2012, 04:47:23 PM »

I'm just saying he might be undead and he might eat you. We could be dealing with a Lo Pan scenario here for all I know. Do not tangle with him if you have green eyes is my advice.

Bloodfart · « **Reply #36 on:** October 31, 2012, 04:52:54 PM »

Quote from: Mr Bread on October 31, 2012, 04:47:23 PM

I'm just saying he might be undead and he might eat you. We could be dealing with a Lo Pan scenario here for all I know. Do not tangle with him if you have green eyes is my advice.

A roundhouse kick to the taint is all it takes to totally annihilate a zombie/scanner. P. U. D. pud.

Mr Bread · « **Reply #37 on:** October 31, 2012, 04:58:38 PM »

Quote from: Bloodfart on October 31, 2012, 04:52:54 PM

Quote from: Mr Bread on October 31, 2012, 04:47:23 PM
I'm just saying he might be undead and he might eat you. We could be dealing with a Lo Pan scenario here for all I know. Do not tangle with him if you have green eyes is my advice.
A roundhouse kick to the taint is all it takes to totally annihilate a zombie/scanner. P. U. D. pud.

Dude, David Lo Pan is not a zombie. You're way out of your league if you think kicking T. Boone Pan in the taint is gonna have any effect. He'll just laugh right in your face.

420seriouscat69 · « **Reply #38 on:** October 31, 2012, 05:07:06 PM »

Oh man, someone call the wambulance for Gundy. He's gonna need it after SD's done with him.

jc_jax · « **Reply #39 on:** October 31, 2012, 05:13:29 PM »

Just remember what old Steve Dave does when the earth quakes, the poison arrows fall from the sky, and the pillars of Heaven shake. Yeah, Steve Dave just looks that big old storm right in the eye and says, "Give me your best shot. I can take it."

Brock Landers · « **Reply #40 on:** October 31, 2012, 05:23:48 PM »

Just be careful about challenging him to a dance off!!

qatzmanchu · « **Reply #41 on:** October 31, 2012, 05:30:33 PM »

Quote from: Mr Bread on October 31, 2012, 04:38:16 PM

Quote from: Limestone on October 31, 2012, 04:36:31 PM
Quote from: CNS Casey on October 31, 2012, 04:34:50 PM
Have fun heating your house without any gas this winter Limestone.

Not scared.

He might be able to cave your face in with his mind.

Are you suggesting that t boone is actually magneto? Cause I could see, I could really see it.

Leave the brass knuckles at home limestone and you got this. Also I would suggest tie pants, dont want that old creep pantsing you by stealing the buttons off your Levi 501s.

Mike Gundy · « **Reply #42 on:** October 31, 2012, 08:10:23 PM »

Quote from: steve dave on October 31, 2012, 01:44:51 PM

Mike SCUMdy, you have been challenged. I'll be outside the stadium before the game and you had better be there or you will forever be known as a COWARD and a DORK! The meeting spot for our fight is the Ernie Barrett statue on the SW corner of the stadium. I'll be in my Sidewinder Dojo whites with orange belt. I'll probably be hopping from foot to foot punching the air with vicious blows so you really can't miss me. When you get there a group of my bros will form a circle around us. Kind of a human circle'ish octagon. inside this ring there is no escape and no survival (that one's just for you) and no drinks and no snacks. Don't try to bring any weapons or a mean dog or anything because this is just a one on one match. It's just you and I fighting to whoever surrenders or gives up or dies. I'll let you have the first punch because it's no big whoop to me. I'll then sweep your legs out from under you and come down on your chest with an elbow that you will think is actually like a train or large truck running over your chest and balls. I'll then back off and give the secret Sidewinder Dojo high five to my bro limestone and we'll just talk and joke around while you slowly get up. Then, when you are coming at me again, I'll nonchalantly stick my fist right into your face without even looking and it will seem like I don't even care but it will feel like I care to your face and balls because you will again be on the ground. then it's first break and my bros and I will eat hot dogs for dinner with my step dad Rick and my mom. we will wash down our food with delicious Dr. Thunder and Cola. If you want something to eat or drink during the break you will have to bring your own because my step dad's not made of money and he hasn't been able to get as many hours lately so just back off. Anyway, after first break I'll just finish you off with a kick to your ballsack because the game will be starting and I like to get to my seat early. See you there chump.

FYSD!!!!! I'll bring my two brothers Jeff Van and Stan Van. We'll stomp you!

Dugout DickStone · « **Reply #43 on:** October 31, 2012, 08:44:08 PM »

Oh man IT. IS. ON.

yoEMAW · « **Reply #44 on:** October 31, 2012, 08:48:36 PM »

I_have_purplewood · « **Reply #45 on:** October 31, 2012, 08:49:28 PM »

Not sure what to think about this one.... Was never worried about SD until now....

FranklyFrankYou · « **Reply #46 on:** October 31, 2012, 08:51:07 PM »

I practice with the Swooping Cranes, based out of Utah, quite a bit and will be in attendance... if this guy brings his brothers, text me. I can bring a few reinforcements. PM for cell#

*edit: I'm only a brown belt*

Mike Gundy · « **Reply #47 on:** October 31, 2012, 08:57:30 PM »

Quote from: FranklyFrankYou on October 31, 2012, 08:51:07 PM

I practice with the Swooping Cranes, based out of Utah, quite a bit and will be in attendance... if this guy brings his brothers, text me. I can bring a few reinforcements. PM for cell#

*edit: I'm only a brown belt*

FranklyFrankYou? More like StankyStankPoo. GTFO!

FranklyFrankYou · « **Reply #48 on:** October 31, 2012, 08:58:51 PM »

Quote from: Mike Gundy on October 31, 2012, 08:57:30 PM

Quote from: FranklyFrankYou on October 31, 2012, 08:51:07 PM
I practice with the Swooping Cranes, based out of Utah, quite a bit and will be in attendance... if this guy brings his brothers, text me. I can bring a few reinforcements. PM for cell#

*edit: I'm only a brown belt*

FranklyFrankYou? More like StankyStankPoo. GTFO!

That's actually the best I've ever heard. eff it I'm out

420seriouscat69 · « **Reply #49 on:** October 31, 2012, 09:02:50 PM »

Guys permission to tap in. I'll wreck this fool. I eat bitches like this for lunch.