Author Topic: I CHALLENGE MIKE GUNDY TO MEET ME IN REAL LIFE TO FIGHT! (Read 9856 times)

steve dave · « **on:** October 31, 2012, 01:44:51 PM »

Mike SCUMdy, you have been challenged. I'll be outside the stadium before the game and you had better be there or you will forever be known as a COWARD and a DORK! The meeting spot for our fight is the Ernie Barrett statue on the SW corner of the stadium. I'll be in my Sidewinder Dojo whites with orange belt. I'll probably be hopping from foot to foot punching the air with vicious blows so you really can't miss me. When you get there a group of my bros will form a circle around us. Kind of a human circle'ish octagon. inside this ring there is no escape and no survival (that one's just for you) and no drinks and no snacks. Don't try to bring any weapons or a mean dog or anything because this is just a one on one match. It's just you and I fighting to whoever surrenders or gives up or dies. I'll let you have the first punch because it's no big whoop to me. I'll then sweep your legs out from under you and come down on your chest with an elbow that you will think is actually like a train or large truck running over your chest and balls. I'll then back off and give the secret Sidewinder Dojo high five to my bro limestone and we'll just talk and joke around while you slowly get up. Then, when you are coming at me again, I'll nonchalantly stick my fist right into your face without even looking and it will seem like I don't even care but it will feel like I care to your face and balls because you will again be on the ground. then it's first break and my bros and I will eat hot dogs for dinner with my step dad Rick and my mom. we will wash down our food with delicious Dr. Thunder and Cola. If you want something to eat or drink during the break you will have to bring your own because my step dad's not made of money and he hasn't been able to get as many hours lately so just back off. Anyway, after first break I'll just finish you off with a kick to your ballsack because the game will be starting and I like to get to my seat early. See you there chump.

MadCat · « **Reply #1 on:** October 31, 2012, 01:46:21 PM »

OSU fans, consider your lives spared.

JohnCurrie is Weird/Gross · « **Reply #2 on:** October 31, 2012, 01:47:25 PM »

And if Gundy doesn't accept? What will happen? WHAT THEN?

ben ji · « **Reply #3 on:** October 31, 2012, 01:47:35 PM »

Bet Gundy wont show.

The Tonya Harding of Twitter Users Creep · « **Reply #4 on:** October 31, 2012, 01:47:40 PM »

Orange belt, huh? Interesting choice of color.

'taterblast · « **Reply #5 on:** October 31, 2012, 01:49:11 PM »

steve dave · « **Reply #6 on:** October 31, 2012, 01:50:16 PM »

Quote from: Kelly Klarkson Kreep on October 31, 2012, 01:47:40 PM

Orange belt, huh? Interesting choice of color.

I go for Blue next month if sensei thinks I'm ready

MadCat · « **Reply #7 on:** October 31, 2012, 01:51:40 PM »

Quote from: steve dave on October 31, 2012, 01:50:16 PM

Quote from: Kelly Klarkson Kreep on October 31, 2012, 01:47:40 PM
Orange belt, huh? Interesting choice of color.

I go for Blue next month if sensei thinks I'm ready

Go traditional...belt color dependent on the amount of dirt, mud, blood, tears, guts, etc. that stain it.

ew2x4 · « **Reply #8 on:** October 31, 2012, 01:54:54 PM »

You got this one, SD.

puniraptor · « **Reply #9 on:** October 31, 2012, 01:55:49 PM »

Do you have any idea how old grundy is?? this could be a real challenge

Bosco · « **Reply #10 on:** October 31, 2012, 02:00:59 PM »

Quote from: puniraptor on October 31, 2012, 01:55:49 PM

Do you have any idea how old grundy is?? this could be a real challenge

I think i read somewhere that he is 39.

Katpappy · « **Reply #11 on:** October 31, 2012, 02:04:04 PM »

Quote from: Bosco on October 31, 2012, 02:00:59 PM

Quote from: puniraptor on October 31, 2012, 01:55:49 PM
Do you have any idea how old grundy is?? this could be a real challenge

I think i read somewhere that he is 39.

When he's 40, he'll become a man.

ChiComCat · « **Reply #12 on:** October 31, 2012, 02:10:48 PM »

No way Gundy shows his stupid face. Gonna have to pull that coward's man card

puniraptor · « **Reply #13 on:** October 31, 2012, 02:13:48 PM »

Quote from: ChiCat on October 31, 2012, 02:10:48 PM

No way Gundy shows his stupid face. Gonna have to pull that coward's man card

He will probably get a dui on purpose so he has an excuse

LickNeckey · « **Reply #14 on:** October 31, 2012, 02:32:52 PM »

Gundy is on the record saying he is a man.

I guess time will tell.

Institutional Control · « **Reply #15 on:** October 31, 2012, 02:37:04 PM »

Quote from: LickNeckey on October 31, 2012, 02:32:52 PM

Gundy is on the record saying he is a man.

I guess time will tell.

If you have to tell people you're a man, you're probably not.

Cartierfor3 · « **Reply #16 on:** October 31, 2012, 02:43:24 PM »

I bet mike SCUMdy will probably try and wear boxing headgear to protect his head and a cup to protect his balls. Is this allowed?

Institutional Control · « **Reply #17 on:** October 31, 2012, 02:47:53 PM »

How hard is this dude trying to be Bob Stoops?

HereCumsBullet · « **Reply #18 on:** October 31, 2012, 03:02:13 PM »

Quote from: steve dave on October 31, 2012, 01:44:51 PM

I'll let you have the first punch because it's no big whoop to me.

Holy eff

SEK_EMAW · « **Reply #19 on:** October 31, 2012, 03:05:16 PM »

Mr Bread · « **Reply #20 on:** October 31, 2012, 03:09:35 PM »

The man has a gift.

Dugout DickStone · « **Reply #21 on:** October 31, 2012, 03:09:57 PM »

I think Gundy is pretty brave and not a total chickenshit so he will show up and take his beating like a MAN.

Also, are we still meeting tonight to TP you know whose house and throw eggs at the school? I agreed to clean the garage to get out tonight. Kyle is working at Daras so free gas and swishers.

Stevesie60 · « **Reply #22 on:** October 31, 2012, 03:39:32 PM »

Hey steve dave, if he brings a weapon or mean dog, can we (members of the circle'ish octagon) take a couple swings at him for breaking the rules?

mocat · « **Reply #23 on:** October 31, 2012, 03:44:42 PM »

I always look forward to these to find out how stepdad Rick is doing

star seed 7 · « **Reply #24 on:** October 31, 2012, 03:47:08 PM »

Quote from: mocat on October 31, 2012, 03:44:42 PM

I always look forward to these to find out how stepdad Rick is doing

seems like things are getting a little tight for ol' rick.