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Re: Manti Te'o........WTF??
« Reply #775 on: January 24, 2013, 02:22:32 PM »
pickle smoocher, pineapple picker, carrot muncher. Good use of imagery. Like it

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Re: Manti Te'o........WTF??
« Reply #776 on: January 24, 2013, 02:33:11 PM »
pickle smoocher, pineapple picker, carrot muncher. Good use of imagery. Like it

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Re: Manti Te'o........WTF??
« Reply #778 on: January 24, 2013, 02:41:00 PM »
Can't tell if he hates vegetables or hates gays more.

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Re: Manti Te'o........WTF??
« Reply #779 on: January 24, 2013, 02:49:49 PM »
In trying to listen to the voicemails, I ended up at the Katie Couric page: http://www.katiecouric.com/on-the-show/2013/01/24/manti-teo-and-his-parents-to-appear-on-katie-in-first-on-camera-interview/ that has a bunch of snippet-vids of the upcoming interview.  The comments at the bottom are priceless and we need to get this guy posting here!

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Adam Kelcourse http://www.facebook.com/adam.kelcourse.5 · Amesbury High School
Large Marge, He wasn't duped, he's totally involved in this, whether or not he's a pickle smoocher is a different story all together but there's no question he knew that the other pineapple picker was involved. One of two things, he does prefer nuts on the chin and is a carrot muncher, or, he simply pulled off one hell of a hoax with his buddy.
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 :lol: :lol: :lol:

shut the eff up, nobody wants crap like that on this board.

I love it that you are the self proclaimed gE tuff guy... 

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Re: Manti Te'o........WTF??
« Reply #780 on: January 24, 2013, 02:53:50 PM »
Can't tell if he hates vegetables or hates gays more.

Its vegetables for sure

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« Reply #781 on: January 24, 2013, 02:54:58 PM »
This is where SD would usually tell everyone to shut up.

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Re: Manti Te'o........WTF??
« Reply #782 on: January 24, 2013, 02:55:30 PM »
In trying to listen to the voicemails, I ended up at the Katie Couric page: http://www.katiecouric.com/on-the-show/2013/01/24/manti-teo-and-his-parents-to-appear-on-katie-in-first-on-camera-interview/ that has a bunch of snippet-vids of the upcoming interview.  The comments at the bottom are priceless and we need to get this guy posting here!

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Adam Kelcourse http://www.facebook.com/adam.kelcourse.5 · Amesbury High School
Large Marge, He wasn't duped, he's totally involved in this, whether or not he's a pickle smoocher is a different story all together but there's no question he knew that the other pineapple picker was involved. One of two things, he does prefer nuts on the chin and is a carrot muncher, or, he simply pulled off one hell of a hoax with his buddy.
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 :lol: :lol: :lol:

shut the eff up, nobody wants crap like that on this board.

I love it that you are the self proclaimed gE tuff guy... 

 :lol: :lol: :lol:

wtf are you talking about, THE ED?

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Re: Manti Te'o........WTF??
« Reply #783 on: January 24, 2013, 03:11:01 PM »
Back on topic, does everyone think that these tapes confirm that Teo is just a big fat headed dummy that got catfished by a polynesian fanboi and then proceeded to lie about it to promote his own story of preservence thru adversity to help him win some awards? Cause thats where Im at.

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« Reply #784 on: January 24, 2013, 03:21:21 PM »
Back on topic, does everyone think that these tapes confirm that Teo is just a big fat headed dummy that got catfished by a polynesian fanboi and then proceeded to lie about it to promote his own story of preservence thru adversity to help him win some awards? Cause Im a homophobic racist.
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Re: Manti Te'o........WTF??
« Reply #785 on: January 24, 2013, 03:22:00 PM »
mr. bread  :lol:


so it sounds like the katie couric interview was as pud as expected.  didn't really change anything.

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Re: Manti Te'o........WTF??
« Reply #786 on: January 24, 2013, 04:39:56 PM »
#farfromgay

guess that about wraps it up

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Manti Te'o........WTF??
« Reply #787 on: January 24, 2013, 06:54:15 PM »
Could diffenetly be Ronianah, saw some of his videos on the Tubes, hes got autotune.

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« Reply #788 on: January 25, 2013, 08:39:49 AM »
Now, the voicemails supposedly came from Roniah's female cousin in Samoa.  I'm pretty much 100 percent on thinking that Manti and Roniah were conning everyone all along and they're now trying to do it all over again with the story that Manti was the victim of a hoax.  It just looks exactly like a web of lies to me.   

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« Reply #789 on: January 25, 2013, 09:28:20 AM »
Now, the voicemails supposedly came from Roniah's female cousin in Samoa.  I'm pretty much 100 percent on thinking that Manti and Roniah were conning everyone all along and they're now trying to do it all over again with the story that Manti was the victim of a hoax.  It just looks exactly like a web of lies to me.   

Yeah, guaranteed this is a couple of guys playing a lot of rubes.

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« Reply #790 on: January 25, 2013, 10:07:22 AM »
Oh you don't think I sound like a girl?  well it was my cousin then.

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« Reply #791 on: January 25, 2013, 10:41:25 AM »
it was 100% not a girl

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« Reply #792 on: January 25, 2013, 10:44:51 AM »
I'm just amazed reporters will report anything that came form the Teo/Tuiasosopo camp.

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« Reply #793 on: January 25, 2013, 11:06:57 AM »
#farfromgay

guess that about wraps it up

Maybe he is so far from gay that he IS gay...

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Re: Manti Te'o........WTF??
« Reply #794 on: January 25, 2013, 11:08:24 AM »
#farfromgay

guess that about wraps it up

Maybe he is so far from gay that he IS gay...

He loves to be with women, especially right after they were just with another man.

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« Reply #795 on: January 25, 2013, 12:14:06 PM »
#farfromgay

guess that about wraps it up
Maybe he is so far from gay that he IS gay...
He loves to be with women, especially right after they were just with another man.

I think he's giving the small child a kiss on the mouth after finishing his business  :dunno:
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« Reply #796 on: January 25, 2013, 12:23:29 PM »
wow, emo emaw really thinks about snowballing a lot.   :confused:
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« Reply #797 on: January 25, 2013, 01:30:32 PM »
Goddamnit  :dubious:

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Re: Manti Te'o........WTF??
« Reply #798 on: January 27, 2013, 12:15:14 AM »
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« Reply #799 on: January 27, 2013, 01:33:39 AM »