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Re: Manti Te'o........WTF??
« Reply #700 on: January 24, 2013, 07:29:36 AM »
Dont know guys. I could see it taking an hour plus to get through:

"La la la lennay , you ma ma make my eyes rain" - Mongloid Manti, friend and second pea in the pod of Simple Jack

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Re: Manti Te'o........WTF??
« Reply #702 on: January 24, 2013, 08:46:07 AM »
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Re: Manti Te'o........WTF??
« Reply #705 on: January 24, 2013, 08:54:17 AM »
Wait a minute. Is Ronaiah Tuiasosopo Manti's boyfriend? Did Manti's parents inquire who he was calling and instead of coming out, Manti and Ronaiah came up with Lennay Kekua as Manti's girlfriend to keep him from coming out?
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Re: Manti Te'o........WTF??
« Reply #706 on: January 24, 2013, 08:56:11 AM »
i hope he gets drafted and gets gauranteed money and has a great rookie season then comes out as gay



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Re: Manti Te'o........WTF??
« Reply #708 on: January 24, 2013, 09:05:57 AM »
Wait a minute. Is Ronaiah Tuiasosopo Manti's boyfriend? Did Manti's parents inquire who he was calling and instead of coming out, Manti and Ronaiah came up with Lennay Kekua as Manti's girlfriend to keep him from coming out?

Would not surprise me.
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Re: Manti Te'o........WTF??
« Reply #709 on: January 24, 2013, 09:07:13 AM »
Wait a minute. Is Ronaiah Tuiasosopo Manti's boyfriend? Did Manti's parents inquire who he was calling and instead of coming out, Manti and Ronaiah came up with Lennay Kekua as Manti's girlfriend to keep him from coming out?

Would not surprise me.

I've accepted that Te'o is gay, why can't he?  I'm even like one of those midwestern values kinda guy and I would much rather Te'o be gay than a filthy liar.

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Re: Manti Te'o........WTF??
« Reply #711 on: January 24, 2013, 09:09:21 AM »
Fake Teo girlfriend just called into Border Patrol.  :lol:

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Re: Manti Te'o........WTF??
« Reply #712 on: January 24, 2013, 09:10:19 AM »
Wait a minute. Is Ronaiah Tuiasosopo Manti's boyfriend? Did Manti's parents inquire who he was calling and instead of coming out, Manti and Ronaiah came up with Lennay Kekua as Manti's girlfriend to keep him from coming out?

Would not surprise me.

I've accepted that Te'o is gay, why can't he?  I'm even like one of those midwestern values kinda guy and I would much rather Te'o be gay than a filthy liar.

Next we are going to find out that Manti had sexual relations with Lennay but she was never totally naked so he had no idea that she actually had a dong.

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Re: Manti Te'o........WTF??
« Reply #713 on: January 24, 2013, 09:10:37 AM »
Fake Teo girlfriend just called into Border Patrol.  :lol:

There better be a podcast!  :shakesfist:

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Re: Manti Te'o........WTF??
« Reply #714 on: January 24, 2013, 09:12:45 AM »
Te’o: Wow you sound so hot.

Tuiasosopo: Mmmm hmmmm.

Te’o: Oh, Lennay! You make me want to do things I’ve never done before.

Tuiasosopo: Like having phone sex with a man? .. Or tackling someone on Alabama?

Te’o: Stop ruining this for me Ronaiah!



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Re: Manti Te'o........WTF??
« Reply #715 on: January 24, 2013, 09:47:57 AM »
Im telling you guys, its a remake of a remake. Straight from IMBD:

Still not revealing that he's Lennay, Ronniah makes a concerted effort to become friends with Manti. Manti sends her flowers when "she" has lukemia and dies and accepts "her" criticism of his "It's not personal, it's business" philosophy. When he reveals that he only knows the girl he was expecting in Hawaii from e-mail, Tuiosisoppo encourages him to meet her. Ronianiah gently stops Manti as he's about to make a crack about homosexuals he knows he'll later regret, and they are both surprised by the intimacy of the moment. On following days, he manages to spend more time with him, showing that he can be amusing and supportive. Manti mentions that he is making progress to a children's reading level and that Lennay had given him the idea to try. One day, he tells Ronianianh that he in finally going to meet the now undeceased Lenay later that afternoon,  Roninaniah expresses his regrets about being male at the beginning of their relationship, and says if it hadn't been for this, he would have asked him out "for as long as we both shall live". Manti is moved, but has to leave for his rendezvous. This time there are no tricks, and when he sees Rondianh and realizes what this means, he tells him "I wanted it to be you." They kiss - a bit awkwardly at first, but then with conviction.


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Re: Manti Te'o........WTF??
« Reply #716 on: January 24, 2013, 09:49:15 AM »
I only edited the italacized portions. This rondinah guy isnt even original. Was following the script to a T

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« Reply #717 on: January 24, 2013, 10:31:49 AM »
Has it been discussed why he picked Katie for his interview?  They both use the same agent group, CAA. CAA is a great agency I don't know why they are allowing Te'o to screw this up so badly. The GM interviews at the combine are going to be hell for him.

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« Reply #718 on: January 24, 2013, 10:43:55 AM »
Has it been discussed why he picked Katie for his interview?  They both use the same agent group, CAA. CAA is a great agency I don't know why they are allowing Te'o to screw this up so badly. The GM interviews at the combine are going to be hell for him.

CAA was also Nora Ephron's agent, whom you might all know directed "Youve Got Mail" also they are Tom Hanks and Meg Ryans agent. Coinceidence?

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Re: Manti Te'o........WTF??
« Reply #719 on: January 24, 2013, 10:46:48 AM »
i still don't understand the gay angle that you guys are taking.  nothing in this story screams gay.

People are forgetting that this guy is a mormon, and mormons are perhaps the most sheltered people in the world.  very naive, generally.

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Re: Manti Te'o........WTF??
« Reply #720 on: January 24, 2013, 10:47:50 AM »
i still don't understand the gay angle that you guys are taking.  nothing in this story screams gay.

People are forgetting that this guy is a mormon, and mormons are perhaps the most sheltered people in the world.  very naive, generally.

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« Reply #721 on: January 24, 2013, 10:53:35 AM »
Im not implying that Manti was homosexual. Im implying Ronianiah was and wanted so badly for Manti to be his boyfriend that he pretended to be his girlfriend. Thats what Im implying.

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Re: Manti Te'o........WTF??
« Reply #722 on: January 24, 2013, 10:55:37 AM »
Im not implying that Manti was homosexual. Im implying Ronianiah was and wanted so badly for Manti to be his boyfriend that he pretended to be his girlfriend. Thats what Im implying.

At the very least, Tuiasosopo is gay like you're saying and Te'o is a giant rough ridin' idiot

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Re: Manti Te'o........WTF??
« Reply #723 on: January 24, 2013, 10:57:23 AM »
I don't know what you guys are covering up for Manti being gay.  I'm okay with it, and you should be, too.  It's 2013!  It's totally okay to be gay! 

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« Reply #724 on: January 24, 2013, 11:01:16 AM »
Im not implying that Manti was homosexual. Im implying Ronianiah was and wanted so badly for Manti to be his boyfriend that he pretended to be his girlfriend. Thats what Im implying.

At the very least, Tuiasosopo is gay like you're saying and Te'o is a giant rough ridin' idiot

But I still think they are boyfriend and boyfriend